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94. Freeper Carsonoids are doubling down. Now their saying Joseph built the early stepped pyramids

Fri Nov 6, 2015, 07:38 PM

Nov 2015

that were used to store grain and Moses built the other ones, the purpose of which are unknown but they are definitely not tombs.

Then one poster goes on to suggest that they built the Giza pyramids of solid rock with the plan to hollow them out to make graneries later. Moses just didn't get around to that part I guess.

The contempt of the right wing hoi polloi for ration judgement of any kind in favour of hyper subjectivity and emotion is staggering and quite dangerous

To them to say, I think 'it' could have happened in such and such a way according to bible based retrodiction, contradicts evidence that ]'it' happened in an entirely reasonable way according to all available evidence and existing pharonic texts.

They hate rationality. It is as simple as that

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Just curious: did nobody else hear the "Pyramids were for storing grain" thing growing up? [View all] Recursion Nov 2015 OP

This message was self-deleted by its author NutmegYankee Nov 2015 #1

This message was self-deleted by its author Recursion Nov 2015 #2

The pyramids are not grain silos. They are tombs. NutmegYankee Nov 2015 #5

Of course they're tombs. We laughed when we heard the idea 30 years ago too Recursion Nov 2015 #6

That's from a "Chick tract". NutmegYankee Nov 2015 #12

Sorry, I overreacted there. Deleted Recursion Nov 2015 #14

I never heard of "Chick Tracts" before annabanana Nov 2015 #83

I'm sorry. NutmegYankee Nov 2015 #89

lol.. I'll take the hit in the name of annabanana Nov 2015 #93

This message was self-deleted by its author BooScout Nov 2015 #3

Well we thought it was crazy, too (tracts are always good for a laugh) Recursion Nov 2015 #4

I deleted..... BooScout Nov 2015 #8

Nope. Half-Century Man Nov 2015 #7

Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist... Recursion Nov 2015 #10

Inconceivable! NT flying rabbit Nov 2015 #67

I don't think that means what you think that means. nt Quackers Nov 2015 #74

Maybe that's why..... BooScout Nov 2015 #13

Question; part two Half-Century Man Nov 2015 #21

I did. bravenak Nov 2015 #9

Is he a Seventh day adventist for real? If yes, then i get it. bravenak Nov 2015 #11

Yeah, he's 7DA. Recursion Nov 2015 #15

Sabbath. My uncle. bravenak Nov 2015 #17

Good Morning Bravenak! BooScout Nov 2015 #16

Morning!!! bravenak Nov 2015 #18

A good sleep does wonders! BooScout Nov 2015 #19

I got the memory foam. The soft one. My God. bravenak Nov 2015 #22

I've had memory foam beds for 8 years. NutmegYankee Nov 2015 #24

Yes it is. I cannot stop laying down testing it yet. Sooo nice. Worth the extra few hundred bucks. bravenak Nov 2015 #26

I know..... BooScout Nov 2015 #28

I skipped Sunday school a lot BooScout Nov 2015 #25

It is only certain sects of various protestant religions. bravenak Nov 2015 #27

I think I found my spirituality (or lack of it) BooScout Nov 2015 #29

I used to go down the street and hide to partake. bravenak Nov 2015 #32

Neither did I BooScout Nov 2015 #33

But the Seventh Day Adventists were murielm99 Nov 2015 #34

That's because they are Independent SDA. bravenak Nov 2015 #35

Joseph was one of my favorite Bible Stories and Pyramids were never mentioned dem in texas Nov 2015 #20

No. I lived in a family that embraced science and history. Katashi_itto Nov 2015 #23

Ha! I, too, was taken to the MoNH (NYC)! WinkyDink Nov 2015 #31

:) Katashi_itto Nov 2015 #54

No. I wasn't born into a stupid family. WinkyDink Nov 2015 #30

Catholic schools never mentioned it when I was growing up eridani Nov 2015 #36

Catholicism isn't fundamentalist Nonhlanhla Nov 2015 #55

Good analysis. Evolution is always taught in Catholic biology classes eridani Nov 2015 #57

Never heard it once madokie Nov 2015 #37

Depends EdwardBernays Nov 2015 #38

That must be it. I lived next door to an SDA church in the 1980s (nt) Recursion Nov 2015 #39

No, this is the first time I ever heard of it and I went to a holy roller Pentecostal church B Calm Nov 2015 #40

I know there's a difference but I can't remember Recursion Nov 2015 #41

My aunt was a 7 day adventist, all I remember is she went to church on Saturday and eating pork B Calm Nov 2015 #42

Just Pork? ProfessorGAC Nov 2015 #48

I remember she couldn't eat shell fish like shrimp, crab, lobster, etc. B Calm Nov 2015 #53

sounds almost Jewish. littlewolf Nov 2015 #97

Oh I forgot she couldn't wear make up and nail polish, something about being a Jezebel. B Calm Nov 2015 #69

Never heard it either. What kind of a gran storage structure ... BlueStreak Nov 2015 #79

Nope. I wasn't plagued by religious nuts growing up. hobbit709 Nov 2015 #43

Nope, never heard that claim. It seems to me too glaringly, obviously asinine to be taken Marr Nov 2015 #44

Didja hear the one about the talking snake? jberryhill Nov 2015 #47

I've always been a fan of weird religious crap jberryhill Nov 2015 #45

I know it's in one of the Chick tracts (nt) Recursion Nov 2015 #46

There was a thread on this yesterday jberryhill Nov 2015 #49

So who was buried in the pyramids? Jesus Malverde Nov 2015 #50

It's dogma of a religion. Bluenorthwest Nov 2015 #51

I've never heard it Marrah_G Nov 2015 #52

I've never heard it until now. n/t Zing Zing Zingbah Nov 2015 #56

No. I heard the story of Joseph storing up grain against the famine years, but nothing about storing merrily Nov 2015 #58

If Ben Carson's beliefs are based on Chick tracts, his campaign will be colorful. yardwork Nov 2015 #59

Never, and we went to church every time the church door was open. n/t patricia92243 Nov 2015 #60

I don't know what a revival is. postulater Nov 2015 #61

We had those too Recursion Nov 2015 #62

Heard this in Bible class when reading the story of Joseph and his brothers. BUT never kelliekat44 Nov 2015 #63

Color Ben gone. Newly rich but "GONE." nt kelliekat44 Nov 2015 #64

Nope, and I grew up in a conservative church denomination. tanyev Nov 2015 #65

The notion goes back hundreds of years FBaggins Nov 2015 #66

As I mentioned (nt) Recursion Nov 2015 #68

Never hatrack Nov 2015 #70

I teach mythology Generic Other Nov 2015 #71

Never heard of that until Ben Carson confirmed that he believed it ck4829 Nov 2015 #72

No. I heard the story about Joseph and the Pharaoh's dream, but no pyramids were involved Orangepeel Nov 2015 #73

No. Raised fundie so knew the Joseph story riderinthestorm Nov 2015 #75

That's because the OP got the story wrong. Rex Nov 2015 #77

. Rex Nov 2015 #76

so the pyramids are not specifically mentioned as granaries - just that grain was stored DrDan Nov 2015 #78

Yes, actually I have heard it before LibertyLover Nov 2015 #80

I had never heard this before kcr Nov 2015 #81

No, and I was raised Southern Baptist and had the bible drummed into me from Tanuki Nov 2015 #82

I studied archaeology in college. This was one of the nuttier theories my professor debunked. bklyncowgirl Nov 2015 #84

Nope. Never. Not once, ever. Iggo Nov 2015 #85

Nope. I was fortunate enough not to grow up around imbeciles. Lizzie Poppet Nov 2015 #86

so clearly there must be evidence of the grain that was stored.... dhill926 Nov 2015 #87

Not me. krispos42 Nov 2015 #88

Here's what appears to be good research on the myth BootinUp Nov 2015 #90

Nope. There were some good archaeology books in my home. struggle4progress Nov 2015 #91

Never heard it, grew up Mormon in Utah (nt) TacoD Nov 2015 #92

Freeper Carsonoids are doubling down. Now their saying Joseph built the early stepped pyramids Monk06 Nov 2015 #94

Grew up an atheist with parents who never mentioned religion. Codeine Nov 2015 #95

Not me GP6971 Nov 2015 #96

Before this broke, Fred Clark pointed out how Joseph used the famine to confiscate Egyptian land muriel_volestrangler Nov 2015 #98

Joseph/famine/yes - not anything to do with "pyramids" n/t UTUSN Nov 2015 #99

No, and I was raised in a very Baptist home. DawgHouse Nov 2015 #100