We need a new word.

[Journeyman]

8. POSSLQ. . .

Kenny is her POSSLQ.

POSSLQ -- "Persons of Opposite Sex Sharing Living Quarters" -- is a term coined in the late 1970s by the U.S. Census Bureau as part of an effort to more accurately gauge the prevalence of cohabitation in American households.

CBS commentator Charles Osgood wrote a poem about it after the 1980 census:

My POSSLQ

Come live with me and be my love,
And we will some new pleasures prove
Of golden sands and crystal brooks
With silken lines, and silver hooks.
There's nothing that I wouldn't do
If you would be my POSSLQ.

You live with me, and I with you,
And you will be my POSSLQ.
I'll be your friend and so much more;
That's what a POSSLQ is for.

And everything we will confess;
Yes, even to the IRS.
Some day on what we both may earn,
Perhaps we'll file a joint return.
You'll share my pad, my taxes, joint;
You'll share my life - up to a point!
And that you'll be so glad to do,
Because you'll be my POSSLQ.