If I am ever carried away in the middle of the night, [View all]

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I won't be sent to some secret site or sent overseas somewhere.
I am sure I will be sent to Bob Jones University. You don't know 'religion' like they know religion.

I fully believe they only have the Old Testament in their version of the Bible. They have probably even redacted parts of that they consider too lenient.

If I do disappear, my brother will mobilize a motley crew ranging from relatives to miscreants of all kinds. They will be gathering from areas of SC that a GPS won't register. They will also probably be armed with gawd knows what.

If you wonder why they would rescue a communiss like me, they dislike guvment more than they dislike me. In addition, even with my heresy, I am considered one of their own. I was born in that area, and that supercedes all else.

If anyone has a right to relocate me, they consider it their duty and not some outsider's. Their actions are not entirely benevolent. I would rather take my chances with them than with those zealots in their kingdom. BJUers think think that the ladder to heaven is located exclusively on their campus.

If you hear of some kerfuffle at BJU, it might be my rescuers in action. Wish them well!