Does anyone ever check out Discussionist just for the comedy relief? [View all]

[11 Bravo]

An occasional quick look in probably shouldn't cost anyone too many brain cells. I've been hanging out there recently, and it's ridiculously easy to get over on them. The poor dumb bastards are so desperate for validation, that all it took was a simple "Obama is the worst President ever" post, and I obtained instant acceptance and credibility.
A few of the jackasses worth checking out:

Konservatve (with a K, extremely clever, eh?): This assclown is a know-nothing blowhard whose every post consists of "How come liberals always: … followed by some imaginary straw-man pulled straight out of his flabby ass. He also loves to point out that in previous centuries Democrats were the party of racism, but will not acknowledge that it all began to change in the mid to late 20th century. He then goes on to dismiss any mention of the Chimp as yesterday's news. Not a particularly self-aware little critter.

joefriday6: This cat may actually be a danger to himself. He believes that Paris was a false flag operation, but it doesn't matter to him because he's going to be raptured momentarily.

Dexter Morgan: A punk (I'm guessing maybe 13 years old or so) who thinks that a serial killer user name and a Confederate flag avatar make him edgy. The goofy little shit also can't complete a post without the ROFL smilie. He appears to believe that it actually makes for a show-stopping argument winner.

sassyspop: A fave. He can't engage in a discussion without explaining how much smarter and better-educated he is than those with whom he disagrees. It's particularly amusing to watch him declare victory and run away after getting his rhetorical ass handed to him. The Dunning-Kruger poster boy.

jennyfromdablock: Discussionist's counterpart to Miss Teen South Carolina. Imagine a somewhat less coherent Sarah Palin, but lacking the charm also too.

Laughing Gull: One of the more uninformed, yet still remarkably verbose posters. Thinks the Gaza strip is a nude bar, but is still pretty sure he knows better than President Obama how to handle things in the Middle East.

Banshee3Actual: The cut and paste champion of the internet. Actually knows a little bit about military history, but if he ever had an original thought it would die of loneliness. Claims to have served on active duty, but his comments directed toward the Commander-in-Chief lend one to believe that the only thing he knows about the UCMJ comes straight from Google.

There are more, but see for yourself. Hurry, though, because after a Democrat assumes the White House in 2017 the pitiful little group of lost souls is likely to implode.