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16. "Hi! It's me, crazy-ass Colorado mofo Kevin Swanson, here to tell you

Mon Nov 23, 2015, 02:41 AM

Nov 2015

suicide-bombers are the Almighty's little reminder not to listen to heavy metal music! Yes, I know there are people out there who will tell you you should love your neighbor, feed the hungry, heal the sick, and visit prisoners. But if you read your Bible, you'll see it's actually very simple: listen to heavy metal music and boom! suicide bombers appear! So listen to me, me, crazy-ass Colorado mofo Kevin Swanson!"

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Ted Cruz's pal blames band, fans in Paris for enjoying "devil" music,says attack was "shot from God" [View all] Adenoid_Hynkel Nov 2015 OP

Asking if you enjoy watching your friends get murdered? Wtf? uppityperson Nov 2015 #1

he's king of the seven mountains so ... roguevalley Nov 2015 #68

this guy really needs.... dhill926 Nov 2015 #2

Whose ryan_cats Nov 2015 #3

Obama denounced Wright, while Cruz and co. stand by this clown and will continue to do so Adenoid_Hynkel Nov 2015 #4

When ryan_cats Nov 2015 #5

Wright bothers you does he? randys1 Nov 2015 #76

Hypocrisy bothers ryan_cats Nov 2015 #82

LOLOLOLOL randys1 Nov 2015 #84

Do ryan_cats Nov 2015 #85

Everyone here can read what you have said. randys1 Nov 2015 #86

There is no devil.Only fear mongering bigots bjobotts Nov 2015 #90

What is the most incendiary and hateful thing that Jeremiah Wright maddiemom Nov 2015 #23

"God damn America................ SalviaBlue Nov 2015 #51

Nothing other than the truth. It is why certain types hate him randys1 Nov 2015 #77

Did Pres Obama take leftynyc Nov 2015 #25

You ryan_cats Nov 2015 #87

You're a hypocrite leftynyc Nov 2015 #88

what does that have to do with anything? rockfordfile Nov 2015 #75

Quick question to moron Swanson...IF Satan is evil AND death metal is evil Rex Nov 2015 #6

Eagles of Death Metal aren't a death metal band. Dr Hobbitstein Nov 2015 #11

So a band called Eagles of Death Metal don't actually play death metal? Rex Nov 2015 #14

The name came from an apparent bar argument where a drunk guy kept insisting that Dr Hobbitstein Nov 2015 #22

That is too funny! They have a great backstory! Rex Nov 2015 #46

Not quite.... opiate69 Nov 2015 #55

You know what? Dr Hobbitstein Nov 2015 #56

It is a great story either way! Although.. I still like Kyuss more than QOTSA or EODM lol opiate69 Nov 2015 #58

In my opinion, Quantess Nov 2015 #20

Well, it's really Jesse Hughes' band. Dr Hobbitstein Nov 2015 #21

I only found out who Eagles of Death Metal were after the Paris attack. Quantess Nov 2015 #35

I discovered them around the same time I discovered DU. Dr Hobbitstein Nov 2015 #37

Really, they are that old? Quantess Nov 2015 #38

No, not at all. Dr Hobbitstein Nov 2015 #39

Thanks for the info. Quantess Nov 2015 #42

Agree! Rex Nov 2015 #47

This is considered a "classic rock album" to the kids. Quantess Nov 2015 #50

Classic! nt Dr Hobbitstein Nov 2015 #57

Love this album so much! Quantess Nov 2015 #64

Screaming Trees are one of my favorite bands. Dr Hobbitstein Nov 2015 #65

One of those PNW grunge rock bands I grew up with, so to speak. Quantess Nov 2015 #66

The bands' name is ironic and sarcastic. No wonder he doesn't understand. underpants Nov 2015 #7

K&R... spanone Nov 2015 #8

He's like the folks who blamed the Hebdo victims for having made cartoons.... Bluenorthwest Nov 2015 #9

Soooo, what band and fans do we blame for 9.11? nt Laffy Kat Nov 2015 #10

The Monkees ProfessorGAC Nov 2015 #26

Ted Nugent. Initech Nov 2015 #41

KISS randys1 Nov 2015 #78

Why are creatures like this hifiguy Nov 2015 #12

omg Liberal_in_LA Nov 2015 #13

Fuck these fucks! zappaman Nov 2015 #15

"Hi! It's me, crazy-ass Colorado mofo Kevin Swanson, here to tell you struggle4progress Nov 2015 #16

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Imagine today's events, the world today, and president Cruz...now you see randys1 Nov 2015 #79

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I cant keep track of who is and isnt but I just repeat over and over and over the reasons randys1 Nov 2015 #83

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The Lead Singer is a Republican and politically conservative Ichingcarpenter Nov 2015 #18

Interesting article. Quantess Nov 2015 #19

A republican loser and a crappy band not shocked rockfordfile Nov 2015 #80

Between Hit and this fuckwit, one would think that someone somewhere is creating extermination lonestarnot Nov 2015 #24

Bowl, Milk, Spoon! longship Nov 2015 #27

OMG, I am embarassed for the chatter coming out of the mouths of the candidates. If a pastor thinks Thinkingabout Nov 2015 #28

Is this the same God that pushes some people to burn down churches? Consistent he is not. BlueJazz Nov 2015 #29

Cruzin with the devil... Blue Owl Nov 2015 #30

By this logic Mendocino Nov 2015 #31

I have a feeling this Swanson clown is going to be caught with a male prostitute in a.... Crowman1979 Nov 2015 #32

And shooting heroin and smoking crack..... blackspade Nov 2015 #34

You have to be fucking kidding..... blackspade Nov 2015 #33

Bigot Cruz can simply just yuiyoshida Nov 2015 #36

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I hate shit like this. I had kids in high school pull this shit on me LynneSin Nov 2015 #43

I quit going to a church because I was tired of the crap they were pulling. Initech Nov 2015 #94

Get your story straight, asswipe ... brett_jv Nov 2015 #44

So what's the difference between his core religious rules and those of ISIL/Taliban/Al-Qaida/et all? haele Nov 2015 #45

Hey Teddy, Join the WBC! imthevicar Nov 2015 #48

My answers to that piece of shit's question: Initech Nov 2015 #49

Kevin Swanson sucks. shenmue Nov 2015 #52

A shot from God! Beowulf42 Nov 2015 #53

Cool! So ISIS is doing God's work now? Nitram Nov 2015 #54

humbug allan01 Nov 2015 #59

White Christians kill WAY more folks in the US than Muslims lark Nov 2015 #60

Dude is a total whackjob marmar Nov 2015 #61

Is he the new Fred Phelps? NurseJackie Nov 2015 #62

So Were The Attacks DallasNE Nov 2015 #63

When is God going to bump his polling numbers? nt Todays_Illusion Nov 2015 #67

These fundie douchebags seriously piss me off prouddemfromaustin44 Nov 2015 #69

It's sad this guy Swanson Jeb Bartlet Nov 2015 #70

organized religion is just way out of hand Angry Dragon Nov 2015 #71

agree with that!!! demigoddess Nov 2015 #74

It amazes me when uber Christians claim islamic radicals are the intruments of God. n/t Gore1FL Nov 2015 #72

so what message does this cretin think God was sending when Dylann Roof killed all those people onenote Nov 2015 #73

Ted Cruz can go fuck himself. MrScorpio Nov 2015 #91

Just wonderin' shadowmayor Nov 2015 #92

My invisible sky daddy can beat up your invisible sky daddy so there! (n/t) Moostache Nov 2015 #93