Game Of Thrones Author Owns Repugs On Syrian Refugees

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1. Seriously, the Republicans always do the wrong thing and play into the terrorists hands.

It's almost like they get cash bonuses or something. It's satire, but I bet many of the same Republicans wish they could be paid by the arms manufacturers in the United States, as well as the extremists abroad they always like to help.


Republicans Earn Bonuses for Exceeding ISIS Recruiting Goals

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Today, the Islamic State (ISIS) announced many prominent Republican politicians - including many GOP presidential candidates - will receive cash bonuses for exceeding ISIS's recruiting goals. The Islamic State explained Republican opposition to Syrian refugees being allowed into the United States was "a wonderful way" to help the religious-extremist organization recruit even more Syrian civilians, who were essentially being held hostage inside their own country.
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The ISIS official added, "Speaker Ryan is getting a $150,000 bonus for his efforts, and many Republicans in Congress will be receiving a $15,000 or $30,000 bonus. They'll get the higher amount if they are also urging more direct American military action in Syria while they tell Syrian civilians to stay where they are in the kill zone."