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longship

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12. Thankfully we have our iNews 5000 WiFi Headline Translator here.
Tue Dec 1, 2015, 11:21 PM
Dec 2015

So let's fire it up and feed it a headline.

De-De-Dum-Da-Dum-Dum-Dum-Dum-Mum-Mum!

Headline: JoAnn Windholz - Colorado State Rep. - " PP Is The CULPRIT In This Shooting" It's Their Fault.

Spring, sprong, bling, blong, DING!

Translation: JoAnn Windholz attempts to escape culpability.

Let's try that one again.

Headline: JoAnn Windholz - Colorado State Rep. - " PP Is The CULPRIT In This Shooting" It's Their Fault.

Spring, sprong, bling, blong, DING!

Translation: JoAnn Windholz carted away in a straight jacket.

Buppa-Bah! Buh! BUP-Bup-bup-bup-pup.

Homage to Marc Maron and Mark Riley on Morning Sedition (and their team of utter, and wonderful, madness).


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