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57. regarding the mat, i would just enjoy stomping and tramping mud on it.

Sun Dec 6, 2015, 03:09 PM

Dec 2015

regarding the package, i doubt it is of great concern to the usps as long as the they did not interfere with the delivery (they didn't obscure the addressee) and did not damage it.

"damage" here is open to interpretation. obviously had they put a swastika on it that would be easily recognized as damaging it. but currently shoving "merry christmas" down someone's throat is not widely recognized as being as obnoxious as it really is. it's quite unlikely that any judge or bureaucrat is likely to think it worth their while to intervene. look at the lame defense of "in god we trust" on our currency.

(to those who dispute this point, note that o.p. had made it clear that earlier "merry christmas" messages were not well received. one could argue that the first time was innocent and well-intended, but if someone keeps it up after being notified that it is not taken well, then it is plainly obnoxious to continue.)

in short, you're right, but you're not going to get any joy challenging it.

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No, but you can get one custom printed jmowreader Dec 2015 #265

I found a nice Cthulhu door mat. bluedigger Dec 2015 #323

Well, it was supposed to say HAIL SANTA, but there was a typo. Arugula Latte Dec 2015 #369

I am not a Christian and here is my advice Marrah_G Dec 2015 #211

Everyday People struggle4progress Dec 2015 #214

Could be worse MowCowWhoHow III Dec 2015 #216

LOL - that's hysterical. Vinca Dec 2015 #222

Let its now? progressoid Dec 2015 #510

As a neighbor to that, kentauros Dec 2015 #546

This message was self-deleted by its author A HERETIC I AM Dec 2015 #221

lulz of the day Jesus Malverde Dec 2015 #225

There is a general lack of empathy for diabeticman in this thread./nt DemocratSinceBirth Dec 2015 #239

But there's certainly gratitude lol; cwydro Dec 2015 #246

I know, right? More empathy is being directed towards the buzzard than the OP. (nt) Nye Bevan Dec 2015 #256

I have empathy for anybody who to share a dwelling with a buzzard. (nt) DemocratSinceBirth Dec 2015 #257

This post is only here for troll bait! Pisces Dec 2015 #240

It's certainly some effective "droll bait". nt JustABozoOnThisBus Dec 2015 #249

I think most people realize that, but they mostly enjoy these mostly harmless troll bait threads. PersonNumber503602 Dec 2015 #301

There are homeless people, families, Le Taz Hot Dec 2015 #245

Those homeless people don't have to deal with jerk neighbors wishing them Merry Christmas Orrex Dec 2015 #250

See? There's always a silver lining if we just look for it. Le Taz Hot Dec 2015 #254

Ahahahahahaha....Top Quality Performance Art alcibiades_mystery Dec 2015 #251

Seriously? n/t PasadenaTrudy Dec 2015 #262

Indeed. blue neen Dec 2015 #289

I coined the phrase COS (constantly offended syndrome) for exactly this scenario !!!...... clarice Dec 2015 #252

. deutsey Dec 2015 #255

... randys1 Dec 2015 #276

One of the funniest bits from that movie... deutsey Dec 2015 #291

your OPs are always thought provoking olddots Dec 2015 #263

And filled with punspirations! kentauros Dec 2015 #547

10 second google: a link to report tampering with your mail. JudyM Dec 2015 #269

Look at it this way...it's a doormat...you wipe your feet on it... KansDem Dec 2015 #279

Da fuq? Didn't you just move because you didn't get along with neighbors? If you are serious, bettyellen Dec 2015 #281

Am I the only one who feels sorry for the other two apartment dwellers in this building? The TeamPooka Dec 2015 #283

They must cringe every time they hear the door buzzard rung. :( nt pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #286

"Another rung on the buzzard." kentauros Dec 2015 #548

Shhhhh ProudToBeBlueInRhody Dec 2015 #352

No matter what magic I find under the Festivus Pole this year Ligyron Dec 2015 #292

Epic, isn't it? The Velveteen Ocelot Dec 2015 #293

Ain't it the truth? With all the teeth-grinding shit being flung our way in Nay Dec 2015 #294

I had a long day - came back to 840high Dec 2015 #297

we haven't had one of these for a while JI7 Dec 2015 #302

My husband is asleep and I am here reading this thread and trying to be silent while busting a gut. Hekate Dec 2015 #310

Busting a gut? The door buzzard needs rung! pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #311

Thank you for making me laugh so many times today. cwydro Dec 2015 #313

To make the hall of fame, the door buzzard ... JustABozoOnThisBus Dec 2015 #315

STOP it!! cwydro Dec 2015 #316

Also, circumcized, and: kentauros Dec 2015 #549

Oh gawd, the door buzzard........... SammyWinstonJack Dec 2015 #560

Me too Hekate! Ligyron Dec 2015 #317

In posting just to say I posted in this thread Godhumor Dec 2015 #319

Funniest forum comments I have ever read ANYWHERE! summerschild Dec 2015 #321

I keep giggling to myself PasadenaTrudy Dec 2015 #322

In these troubled times threads such as this one are truly a gift. (nt) Nye Bevan Dec 2015 #324

Probably not HassleCat Dec 2015 #326

3 Days of the Door Buzzard pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #330

California Peggy will be so jealous. GoneOffShore Dec 2015 #336

I'm sad because I just saw this thread today. betsuni Dec 2015 #338

3 weeks of the Door Buzzard HubertHeaver Dec 2015 #559

Does your condo board allow mixed animals? myrna minx Dec 2015 #331

NO PETS ESPECIALLY MIXED ANIMALS!!! This is what the door buzzard is for. betsuni Dec 2015 #335

Oscar would be ok though, right? KatyMan Dec 2019 #614

lol treestar Dec 2015 #341

NOOOOOO!!!!1! Not that again! Hekate Dec 2015 #366

Only as Door Buzzard food Hekate Dec 2015 #367

Hay! kentauros Dec 2015 #550

Thanks for this thread. I needed a laugh today. bklyncowgirl Dec 2015 #332

No. n/t gollygee Dec 2015 #334

No. This is beyond a 'first world problem'. GoneOffShore Dec 2015 #337

That depends. Who is going to write up the complaint? CreekDog Dec 2015 #340

Merry Christmas to you and your family!!! GusBob Dec 2015 #348

I think you should start a new Christmas (or holiday, if you like) custom The Velveteen Ocelot Dec 2015 #350

And ON the presents Santa writes Merry Christmas and Christmas underline. betsuni Dec 2015 #355

Hmmm, that's good! kentauros Dec 2015 #551

K & r PasadenaTrudy Dec 2015 #357

I'm not sure where to send it, but I think summerschild Dec 2015 #358

Some kind of prize PasadenaTrudy Dec 2015 #359

I'm putting it in for a Better Homes & Gardens Award: Best Condorminium pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #362

Hawkertectural Digest might be a good place to try for Best Condorminium, too. betsuni Dec 2015 #363

Thanks! I've had some interest from Hortivulture Magazine, too. pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #364

The editor of Cosmowlpolitan might swoop on this as well. Arugula Latte Dec 2015 #370

Lol! n/t PasadenaTrudy Dec 2015 #365

Ah yes, the famous Pullet Surprize Hekate Dec 2015 #371

This thread is a thing of beauty. Long may it live!! Coventina Dec 2015 #373

agree - love this thread - another kick to keep it alive DrDan Dec 2015 #400

with all due respect.... steve2470 Dec 2015 #382

Lighten up, Steve. It's Christmas, when every condo needs a Little Bummer Boy. pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #385

You said the word! It is one of the words the Wife of diabeticman cannot hear! betsuni Dec 2015 #388

especially one who uses Door Buzzards! steve2470 Dec 2015 #389

Come, they told me, pa rum pa pa buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Arugula Latte Dec 2015 #408

The postal investigations will continue until the merriment subsides!!1! pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #390

and someone's Christmas mat is interfering with the ENTERENCE! nt steve2470 Dec 2015 #391

There's only one solution: Matricide pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #392

I think that solution could wipe his and her soles clean! nt steve2470 Dec 2015 #393

Their souls, on the other hand, may be a lost cause pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #394

hopefully not to get entangled with the Lost Cause of the Confederacy :p steve2470 Dec 2015 #395

On the plus side, at least they have someone to prey for them pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #396

maybe they can get the condo to install a falcon doorknocker ? steve2470 Dec 2015 #397

A door buzzard in the hand... pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #398

Ahhh the struggle is real... giftedgirl77 Dec 2015 #399

not sure why, but I get the feeling that this poutrage was discussed over dinner at the Olive Garden DrDan Dec 2015 #401

You see, thats where the OP was wrong. darkangel218 Dec 2015 #419

But only if kentauros Dec 2015 #552

You need to find something better to do Renew Deal Dec 2015 #402

Gives 'Casablanca' a whole new meaning for the neigthbors pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #404

Those djinn joints must be fun places. kentauros Dec 2015 #554

Thank you for not editing out the Buzzard (nt) Nye Bevan Dec 2015 #405

Are door buzzards and federal trouble over Christmas scribblings the newest EPIC THREAD on DU? eom MohRokTah Dec 2015 #409

DU's new sentimental Christmas classic: 'It's a Wonderful Wife' pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #442

Official response from U.S. Postal Service... pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #415

... countryjake Dec 2015 #499

CALL CONGRESS RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!! uppityperson Dec 2015 #416

Wow... AngryOldDem Dec 2015 #418

You made my day!!! Kilgore Dec 2015 #420

Best Thread Evar!! Maynar Dec 2015 #422

No, they are not in federal trouble. At all. stevenleser Dec 2015 #424

This makes my worry over losing my home to property taxes in July seem so petty now, I feel so Mnemosyne Dec 2015 #427

You know what I think? Kalidurga Dec 2015 #429

Clearly you need to piss on the mat to establish your dominance and territory Rex Dec 2015 #430

That's obviously the Number One solution pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #436

You are baaaaa-aaadd! Rex Dec 2015 #437

No, but your wife needs to chill the fuck out TexasBushwhacker Dec 2015 #435

Yule trees are okay, maybe the wife's religion is Wicca. betsuni Dec 2015 #438

Yule tree is okay, but our'll tree is better pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #439

I'll take your word fir it. betsuni Dec 2015 #440

Oh, your tree is fine. I was just being a tiny bit wicca'd. pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #441

Why is President Obama remaining silent on this? pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #443

Oh, I've missed this thread! PasadenaTrudy Dec 2015 #444

Just like 'It's a Wonderful Life' it brings tears to your eyes pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #445

Everytime this thread get bumped a door buzzard gets to ring! KittyWampus Dec 2015 #446

BREAKING: ASPCA Launches Major Investigation; Concerned Over Reports of Door Buzzard Being Wrung pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #447

Well, of course! kentauros Dec 2015 #555

. pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #448

STOP tuching the door buzzard! JustABozoOnThisBus Dec 2015 #450

Shhh! Don't be talon on me! pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #457

If you go blind from touching the door buzzard, yule rue the day you ever started Arugula Latte Dec 2015 #460

You should write that on somebody's package pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #461

Maybe on his parcel post, too. Arugula Latte Dec 2015 #476

LOL underpants Dec 2015 #518

I just gotta ask, how is that buzzard faring ???? steve2470 Dec 2015 #449

He's peeing on his legs and throwing up a lot. In other words, he seems perfectly normal. pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #459

D-Man, I want to wish you and your wife a Happy Solstice, a Merry Christmas, a Happy Hannuka and Squinch Dec 2015 #453

Gotta give this a Christmas Eve kick. Hope no one's holiday was Recc'd by the Buzzard. Hekate Dec 2015 #454

Hey, when you guys fry up your door buzzards, do you use corn flakes in the recipe? Squinch Dec 2015 #455

They're kind of tough and gamey after having been knocked about for so long. Hekate Dec 2015 #475

. Squinch Dec 2015 #479

Hire an attorney, named Sue Zo Zig Dec 2015 #456

"Gentlemen, you can't hire a vulture in here. This is a condorminium!" pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #458

Please do not stir the buzzards. Rex Dec 2015 #463

While other epic threads fizzled, the door buzzard sizzled. Rex Dec 2015 #462

This calls for a limerick: Arugula Latte Dec 2015 #464

Whew, thanks! pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #465

Oh, you mean the one whose tail was so long you could pluck it? Arugula Latte Dec 2015 #467

I had to have laughed the most at this! nt truegrit44 Dec 2015 #474

I was thinking of the one about his postal trial being the only one on the ducket pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #478

Pffffft! Arugula Latte Dec 2015 #485

This message was self-deleted by its author Orrex Dec 2015 #481

Oh No, who is playing with fire to reinstate this Op? akbacchus_BC Dec 2015 #466

I mashed the door buzzard and this answered KentuckyWoman Dec 2015 #469

Lol, too funny, that was the joke I was referring to! akbacchus_BC Dec 2015 #470

Has the Door Buzzard feasted on the dead horse the DUers have beaten for it? This thread ... Hekate Dec 2015 #471

People are still having fun with it, so what the hay? pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #472

Ho Ho Ho -- or is that Whoa Whoa Whoa? Hekate Dec 2015 #473

The mane thing is that we post on and ignore the neighsayers. Arugula Latte Dec 2015 #477

Is someone trying to rein on this parade? They better not be trying to stirrup trouble. Squinch Dec 2015 #480

Roundup the usual foul suspects! pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #488

LOL! True confession: Squinch Dec 2015 #520

But to continue with the discussion at hand, I'd take a different tack and try and harness that Squinch Dec 2015 #521

Another limerick, if yule permit me: Orrex Dec 2015 #482

The horse has been beaten, the buzzard has rung. All Santa left us was... Phentex Dec 2015 #483

... Arugula Latte Dec 2015 #490

does the buzzard go "ding dung?" nt LiberalEsto Dec 2015 #563

Instead... pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #487

No but the door buzzards are circling the carcass! Initech Dec 2015 #498

Drop it. It's not worth the trouble or effort. Bigger fish to fry, I'm sure. Lil Missy Dec 2015 #484

When the buzzard topic was wrung out, we added the horse pun topic. Now fish? This is inseine! pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #486

I'll be off the DU for the next hoof hour thanks to you. KentuckyWoman Dec 2015 #494

We all know you are fabulous at this, but now you're just fishing for compliments! Squinch Dec 2015 #522

Careful--don't be creel. Remember, Luca Brasi sleeps with the...well, you know. pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #524

Are you threadfinning me??????????? That's just crappie of you! Squinch Dec 2015 #525

I'll have you know I am considered a rod among my piers pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #526

I would tackle the issue of your threats, but I won't abass myself to that level. And anyway, Squinch Dec 2015 #529

yes, some, er, bullfish Skittles Dec 2015 #497

Posting to Bookmark. I have to... Whiskeytide Dec 2015 #491

How did I miss this? An instant classic! NRaleighLiberal Dec 2015 #493

the term "overplaying your hand" comes to mind Skittles Dec 2015 #496

No masturbation posts in GD!!! pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #501

STOP IT PINBOY2NINER Skittles Dec 2015 #503

Uh oh. This could become a self-fulfilling prophecy Squinch Dec 2015 #523

Oh, are they ever in trouble... TreasonousBastard Dec 2015 #502

But what about cats? Still no cats? betsuni Dec 2015 #508

Are you joking? I mean do you really have a wife who is so anal that she would complain trillion Dec 2015 #511

She "FOLLOWS YULETIDE TRADITIONS AND TRY TO BE RESPECTFUL OF ALL OTHERS BELIEF" (#23) pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #514

Soon the buzzard will let in a blizzard JustABozoOnThisBus Dec 2015 #515

Ask the Wizard pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #516

Or the Lizard! darkangel218 Dec 2015 #527

I asked Izzard: kentauros Dec 2015 #586

AND IS SLAPPED IN THE FACE! IT IS A COMMON DOOR. betsuni Dec 2015 #519

Won't somebody think of the cats?! That buzzard is a hazard to the cat on the mat. nt Hekate Dec 2015 #536

we can't talk about the cats rbrnmw Dec 2015 #537

Also, in the mane, it's written into the cats clause. nt JustABozoOnThisBus Dec 2015 #545

That's "enterence"! kentauros Dec 2015 #558

Is that like enteric? Just ... another passageway as we go through this life. Hekate Dec 2015 #574

Just like a movement, kentauros Dec 2015 #580

A mat in a condo teach1st Dec 2015 #534

Look on the bright side Quackers Dec 2015 #535

Maybe, if you really want to go there and you can provide LWolf Dec 2015 #553

This thread is truly... 3catwoman3 Dec 2015 #561

Does the mailman ring that buzzard twice? countryjake Dec 2015 #565

FREE THE BUZZARDS! Warren DeMontague Dec 2015 #567

If the Duct-taped Duck could be freed, so can the Buzzard. Buzzard Rights! Hekate Dec 2015 #570

My friend Gus broke a spare rib and now he has cast asparagus Warren DeMontague Dec 2015 #571

The Epoxy vote can probably fix that rib, but I don't know what to do about his asparagus problem. Hekate Dec 2015 #572

If the asparagus is dead, it can be braised back to tasteful life. kentauros Dec 2015 #585

to hell with the postal property, do PETA and the SPCA know about that poor BUZZARD ? steve2470 Dec 2015 #568

How does one rung a buzzard? rbrnmw Dec 2015 #569

I'll let the half-wits answer that question: kentauros Dec 2015 #582

classic rbrnmw Dec 2015 #587

Rut-roh! HuffPo: Vultures Tend To Eat Their Meals Butt-First... pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #575

This message was self-deleted by its author rbrnmw Dec 2015 #576

Indeed. Warren DeMontague Dec 2015 #577

hahaha rbrnmw Dec 2015 #578

Thank the stars! countryjake Dec 2015 #583

They must have some pretty nimble sphincters to eat with their butts first. kentauros Dec 2015 #584

Bottom feeding is their specialty. nt pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #589

Flying catfish! kentauros Dec 2015 #590

I am not sure I understand this thread. Stuart G Dec 2015 #579

Yer not casting asparagus, are ye? sprinkleeninow Dec 2019 #622

you know you can put mgmaggiemg Dec 2015 #581

They could but pugetres Dec 2015 #588

This thread needs to be pinned eridani Jan 2016 #591

That's pinboy's job! kentauros Jan 2016 #596

too early to ring the door buzzard into the new year? KentuckyWoman Jan 2016 #592

K&R PasadenaTrudy Jan 2016 #593

Damn. I missed all the fun again! lonestarnot Jan 2016 #594

Where's graywarrior when you need her? kentauros Jan 2016 #597

I have an idea Separation Jan 2016 #595

Congratulations. LWolf Dec 2016 #600

The ginormous thread is back! Kilgore Dec 2016 #602

Good grief yeoman6987 Dec 2016 #603

I can only Imagine the controversy that the Happy Esster mat is going to cause CentralMass Dec 2016 #604

This message was self-deleted by its author auntAgonist Apr 2017 #606

This thread is one of the best Christmas traditions on DU. Autumn Dec 2017 #610

I hope Yule all have a happy holiday with this classic, DUers Hekate Dec 2019 #617

much ado about nothing, sorry man, no sympathy here Demonaut Dec 2019 #618

We have to kick this one into the next decade! Dem2theMax Dec 2019 #619

This is amazing Loki Liesmith Dec 2019 #628

Another classic DU thread! nt tblue37 Dec 2019 #626

Oh wow, I missed this epic thread all these years Hav Dec 2019 #627

I assumed it was satire, and then scrolled through all the comments.😳 dewsgirl Dec 2019 #630

You must have a wonderful life. tazkcmo Dec 2019 #631

I LOVE it! It's back for the holidays!!!! Remembering Pinboy right now, and hoping he's somewhere Squinch Dec 2019 #633

🎶. There's no place like home for the holidays 🎶 Hekate Dec 2020 #635

So glad we are all here to share the season and the fabulous memories! Squinch Dec 2020 #638

Man...I have a life to live...this thread is tooooo lonnngggg......... LeftInTX Dec 2020 #636

I love this Christmas tradition. I make a point of defacing postal property every year Squinch Dec 2020 #637

This must be from a time when the "War On Christmas" wasn't won yet Polybius Dec 2020 #639

Posting so I can put this in my journal n/t sarge43 Nov 2021 #641

Your journal have an alarm Buzzard? KS Toronado Nov 2021 #642

A DefCon buzzard sarge43 Nov 2021 #644

Replying so... Tree-Hugger Nov 2021 #643

LOL, Happy 6th Anniversary, Door Buzzard! FSogol Dec 2021 #645

It brings me a sense of stability that you're still fuckin with us. SYFROYH Dec 2021 #646

A true classic! Polybius Dec 2021 #647

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you and your wife. akbacchus_BC Dec 2021 #648

We wish you a merry Christmas Hav Dec 2022 #650

imitates bousons pipe . now hear this !!!!!! seasons greetings and happy hollidays AllaN01Bear Dec 2022 #651

Happy Hollandaise BWdem4life Dec 2022 #652

Feliz Navidad old as dirt Dec 2022 #653

So happy this link was shared! Such memories! NewHendoLib Dec 2023 #654

🚪📦 🎄Rejoice! The Door Buzzard Returns 🎄📦🚪 Donkees Dec 2023 #655

This fine art is truly a beautiful and important addition to the Door Buzzard lexicon. Scrivener7 Dec 2023 #657

Awesome & timely portrait of The Buzzard Who Guards the Gates to the Underworld... Hekate Dec 2023 #659

Happy ChrismaHanaKwanzicah to all! yellowdogintexas Dec 2023 #658

10th anniversary squawking dickthegrouch Dec 2024 #662

9th, but who's counting? Polybius Dec 2024 #663

❤️Kicking this for another decade of threads that will not die❤️ Hekate Dec 2024 #664

K & R EYESORE 9001 Apr 2025 #665

You found it! Hekate Apr 2025 #666

T'was not I who kicked this thread EYESORE 9001 Apr 2025 #667

Who's here in December 2025? Polybius Tuesday #668

Do you really wanna know? EYESORE 9001 Tuesday #671

I'm here hermetic Wednesday #673