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snooper2

(30,151 posts)
236. I'm being serious, the only objection should be if it was a shitty font
Mon Dec 7, 2015, 10:38 AM
Dec 2015

I'm not big into the "old classic" looking type




Now, if it is a 21st century looking mat it should be fine!





This is from an atheist



Nuke the site from orbit. Orrex Dec 2015 #1
IF you can't be serious don't respond. diabeticman Dec 2015 #2
Just want to understand something here Orrex Dec 2015 #6
I got this far... quickesst Dec 2015 #155
Use your common sense. The FEDS have limited resources. pnwmom Dec 2015 #146
I'm being serious, the only objection should be if it was a shitty font snooper2 Dec 2015 #236
Yeah, but all fucking bets are off if they used Comic Sans. There are limits. nt msanthrope Dec 2015 #264
Hey, I'm kinda font of Comic Sans. It's got my typo informal letters. Arugula Latte Dec 2015 #410
Oh, Helvetica....are you being serif? nt msanthrope Dec 2015 #411
Well, if I am to be franklin and candida, my original statement was a bit bold. Arugula Latte Dec 2015 #413
If they don't trust their mail being delivered by the USPS... Orrex Dec 2015 #414
Some people just need to get with the Times (New Roman). nt Dr Hobbitstein Dec 2015 #425
You're not fooling anyone. We know your type! pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #431
.......O? kentauros Dec 2015 #538
I like Comic Sans for humorous texts. Why does everyone denigrate it? tblue37 Dec 2016 #605
Oh, you graphic designers and your comments on the Courier. brush Dec 2020 #634
Amazon doesn't ship via USPS, does it? Even if they did, it would not be for tampering. TheBlackAdder Dec 2015 #11
Amazon does have Duckhunter935 Dec 2015 #14
Final segment delivery isn't really the same, as it is a ploy to use USPS services for near free. TheBlackAdder Dec 2015 #19
I think that's called SurePost with UPS. PersonNumber503602 Dec 2015 #300
UPS too Captain Zero Dec 2021 #649
Yes they do SouthernLiberal Dec 2015 #109
Perhaps that came up as least cost shipping option. But still, no action will result from it. TheBlackAdder Dec 2015 #118
12% of the population? rjsquirrel Dec 2015 #512
How many are paranoid? Backseat Driver Dec 2019 #613
I seem to be always at battle with Republicans. apcalc Dec 2016 #601
Amazon does use USPS and I also had a package stolen dflprincess Dec 2015 #203
Yes, Amazon sometimes uses USPS left-of-center2012 Dec 2017 #611
That's called Final Segment Delivery. It's the say Companies Socialize Costs and Privatize Profits TheBlackAdder Dec 2017 #612
Amazon uses USPS Joinfortmill Dec 2019 #632
Is that an 'Aliens' reference? nt TheBlackAdder Dec 2015 #43
... pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #46
Damn, I never know what the hell is going on. (I thought it was a joke) BlueJazz Dec 2015 #124
If they interfered with the mail... Orrex Dec 2015 #50
Nice :-) nt TheBlackAdder Dec 2015 #54
GAME OVER, MAN!!!! Warren DeMontague Dec 2015 #72
LOL! zigby Dec 2015 #89
Cool story bro Facility Inspector Dec 2015 #218
Nonsense. Orrex Dec 2015 #219
The only thing that survived... pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #275
"Buzzymandias" Arugula Latte Dec 2015 #426
LOL! Very nice! The Velveteen Ocelot Dec 2015 #451
"lone and level doormats " LiberalEsto Dec 2015 #562
De Profundis, dude, De Profundis. Hekate Dec 2015 #573
I missed your contribution, above, the first time around dixiegrrrrl Dec 2017 #607
WOW! That is some work!! Lifelong Protester Dec 2017 #608
Amazing parody! Nice poetic justice! Backseat Driver Dec 2019 #615
Holy cow Croney Dec 2023 #656
Do you have video of the incident? MohRokTah Dec 2015 #3
Consider yourself very lucky if that is the worst issue yoy have with neighbors. Hoyt Dec 2015 #4
Unless you actually witnessed it or have video, GGJohn Dec 2015 #5
Without hard evidence, there really isn't a case. NutmegYankee Dec 2015 #7
I agree. bdwker Dec 2015 #452
Why do you hate Christmas? n/t 99th_Monkey Dec 2015 #8
No, the WIFE hates Christmas alcibiades_mystery Dec 2015 #253
Yea, that got old and wore thin for me long ago. I'm left wondering why his wife doesn't just... ChisolmTrailDem Dec 2015 #261
Maybe she hates commas too, because he sure never uses them CreekDog Dec 2015 #339
Maybe, but 'de minimus' would likely be any 'ruling.' elleng Dec 2015 #9
Even if you had video proof of your neighbors Snobblevitch Dec 2015 #10
Ah, an ongoing Kabuki play ProudToBeBlueInRhody Dec 2015 #12
Exactly right. Andy Kaufman-esque, don't you think? ret5hd Dec 2015 #35
Love me some Andy Kaufman!! Docreed2003 Dec 2015 #153
Wasn't there something once about hopping across the bedroom floor while wrapped up in sheets? cherokeeprogressive Dec 2015 #101
Sounds like a clear case of Muslin terrorism pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #104
Never-ending entertainment... is what you are. cherokeeprogressive Dec 2015 #107
Oh my gosh. cwydro Dec 2015 #345
Good one. Jesus Malverde Dec 2015 #223
He was called as a material witness Orrex Dec 2015 #224
Despite brutal cross-examination he could not be suede pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #231
That was lamé Orrex Dec 2015 #232
Pardon me; I must've satin something damn sparkly pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #233
Curses! Foiled again! Orrex Dec 2015 #234
Far be it from me to knitpick pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #238
This whole thread is sew predictable. Orrex Dec 2015 #241
Twill be a relief when it's done pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #243
I'm a seersucker for a good pun. nt msanthrope Dec 2015 #266
I guess you could do worsted than this thread... pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #277
We've been crewel to the OP. We should have damasked our mockery better. nt msanthrope Dec 2015 #296
Weave gone from bad to Worcester pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #299
Lettuce edge back from the wrong side, lest we be accused of being viscose. nt msanthrope Dec 2015 #303
The whole subthread has me in stitches Hekate Dec 2015 #304
We have nothing moire to offer than our purls of wiseassdom pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #312
Kudos to the OP, for his excellent whole cloth tale of the Christmas buzzard. nt msanthrope Dec 2015 #314
That Christmas buzzard is getting his goose cooked. What kind of gravy goes with that? Hekate Dec 2015 #318
Advice to OP: DISCRETION IS THE BETTER PART OF VELOUR pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #327
Omg Tipperary Dec 2015 #333
Can't believe marybourg Dec 2015 #356
I can beat that: kentauros Dec 2015 #417
I'm a frayed knot pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #432
knit picking rbrnmw Dec 2015 #468
and pinboy can needle with the best of them! lastlib Nov 2016 #598
But the prosecution witness was 3 sheets to the wind so they lost the pillow case. nt Fla Dem Dec 2015 #248
The whole thing was a sham. Orrex Dec 2015 #258
Judges don't allow that, duvet? pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #280
Can anything at all be selvedged? Hekate Dec 2015 #305
I feel like some on this thread are bedskirting around the issue. Arugula Latte Dec 2015 #372
For some, it's comforter that way pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #374
I guess in the scheme of things it really doesn't mattress that much. Arugula Latte Dec 2015 #376
Still, hope springs eternal pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #378
That's a nice blanket statement. Arugula Latte Dec 2015 #380
The future's not ours to see. What wool be wool be. pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #387
True. That thought helps cushion my anxiety. Arugula Latte Dec 2015 #407
I'm sure it's a comfort to the OP as he gets pillowried pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #434
Sounds like some people are down on the OP LiberalEsto Dec 2015 #564
You just -had- to needle 'em on that point, didn't you? kentauros Dec 2015 #539
Muslin? I'd say Linenist or Satinist myself n/t eridani Dec 2015 #566
So now we've turned this whole thing into Satin-worship? lastlib Nov 2016 #599
I'm gonna go ahead and put my neck out there and GummyBearz Dec 2015 #13
This is a serious matter and you want make fun diabeticman Dec 2015 #17
How is it a serious matter?! Codeine Dec 2015 #22
Actually, it's not a serious matter. EL34x4 Dec 2015 #25
In my neighborhood they only steal them Codeine Dec 2015 #31
Someone stole my neighbor's Christmas tree from Amazon last week. Hassin Bin Sober Dec 2015 #119
Whoever it was, tell them to take a bough Orrex Dec 2015 #122
I'm afraid they might branch out into stealing menorahs and such. Arugula Latte Dec 2015 #381
I found the security camera footage. LeftyMom Dec 2015 #130
Well played...well played.... Docreed2003 Dec 2015 #156
x2 RayLib Dec 2015 #201
lol. Hassin Bin Sober Dec 2015 #198
DUzy! FSogol Dec 2015 #288
Ha! SammyWinstonJack Dec 2015 #360
Someone in Springfield, Missouri, evidently... Contrary1 Dec 2015 #412
Someone that doesn't realize there is a Christmas tree in dewsgirl Dec 2019 #629
In my neighborhood, people bring me packages the PO guy left at THEIR door dixiegrrrrl Dec 2015 #181
Can that not result in serious injury if halls are decked? sprinkleeninow Dec 2019 #620
It's only as serious as you want to make it. TheBlackAdder Dec 2015 #27
With all respect, Diabeticman, it is not a serious matter. You may want to Nay Dec 2015 #55
The key to winning a "who's a bigger asshole" contest Turbineguy Dec 2015 #84
Yep. But so many people just can't let the other guy win. I think that's the Nay Dec 2015 #90
I'm not sure. I think the key word is "my wife". hughee99 Dec 2015 #274
dude, your thread is about an entry mat that says "Merry Christmas" Warren DeMontague Dec 2015 #70
Warren you're not taking this matter seriously Kurska Dec 2015 #105
I am dying laughing. yardwork Dec 2015 #220
bwahahaha EdwardBernays Dec 2015 #227
Condo buzzards get very irritable when people carrion. Those beaks are sharp, too. Hekate Dec 2015 #306
But that one only got three stars. progressoid Dec 2015 #507
Atheism 2.0 womanofthehills Dec 2015 #532
This isn't a serious matter. At all. Agschmid Dec 2015 #151
The reason people are making fun of it is because its not a serious matter. Waldorf Dec 2015 #160
You call this serious? There are 840high Dec 2015 #173
It is only a serious matter in your mind Marrah_G Dec 2015 #212
Would that be boatneck, v-neck, scoop neck, cowl or crewneck? sprinkleeninow Dec 2019 #621
I'm curious about how the buzzard feels about being rung for entrance. aikoaiko Dec 2015 #15
He just has to get used to it and carrion somehow pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #18
Damn you, sir. Orrex Dec 2015 #32
Adding one more comment, continuing to eat a dead horse! nt TheBlackAdder Dec 2015 #40
You know what they say..."No guts, no glory" pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #98
I think you meant "No guts, no gory" magical thyme Dec 2015 #154
Pinboy, Pinboy, Pinboy. Must I always leave this smilie for you? Nay Dec 2015 #58
I actually did laugh out loud that time. Thanks!! WillowTree Dec 2015 #79
so did I TorchTheWitch Dec 2015 #185
Wow TexasProgresive Dec 2015 #82
Now I have to get another beer out of the fridge. Dammit. blackspade Dec 2015 #189
LMAO! I was waiting for someone to ask this. SammyWinstonJack Dec 2015 #97
I think it's neat that they have buzzards working their secured raccoon Dec 2015 #108
"On the First day of Christmas my true love gave to me / A Door Buzzard for the common entery" pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #423
My front door has a cardinal! greatauntoftriplets Dec 2015 #141
I can wholly see that pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #328
... greatauntoftriplets Dec 2015 #329
I hope nobody let the buzzard in CreekDog Dec 2015 #342
I suspect it's in that position because the "Door-Buzzard" is not kentauros Dec 2015 #540
Since others have addressed the postal issue: My two cents. femmocrat Dec 2015 #16
Let's see: diabeticman Dec 2015 #23
If she's that respectful of others' beliefs Codeine Dec 2015 #38
"(HEY! GET YOUR DOOR BUZZARD AWAY FROM THAT DEAD DOG!)" Cal Carpenter Dec 2015 #171
is there a homeowners association hill2016 Dec 2015 #61
If she is that tramuatized by a door mat, goodness, just wipe your feet on it every time Fla Dem Dec 2015 #67
Best answer. Really. Choose your battles. mnhtnbb Dec 2015 #170
But it's a slap in deface to his wife!1!! pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #489
Do you understand the meaning of the word "respect"? Yo_Mama Dec 2015 #102
how would you feel sweetapogee Dec 2015 #121
Sing Christmas carols off-key Generic Other Dec 2015 #205
Let it go Marrah_G Dec 2015 #213
Wait. What? They decorate a natural DEAL? Tipperary Dec 2015 #325
Your condo has a buzzard?! Codeine Dec 2015 #20
This is a common enterence! diabeticman Dec 2015 #24
Buzzards aren't common at any entrance. nt Codeine Dec 2015 #26
Maybe it's a door buzzard. Orrex Dec 2015 #33
lol Voice for Peace Dec 2015 #91
Buzz Buzzard? snooper2 Dec 2015 #242
Dude, your killing me. blackspade Dec 2015 #190
OK, that's the one I laughed at. (so far) TreasonousBastard Dec 2015 #492
so what? Dorian Gray Dec 2015 #196
Buzzard Ms. Toad Dec 2019 #616
Lol! PasadenaTrudy Dec 2015 #30
My can-do condo has a condor, if you'll forgive my candor Orrex Dec 2015 #47
My bldg. management frowns on noise, so I have to make do with a turnkey vulture pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #48
I wonder if the wife's package from Amazon was raptor unwrapped. Orrex Dec 2015 #49
All things being eagle, I'd guess it was ducked out for the holiday that shall not be named pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #51
I hate to admit it... Orrex Dec 2015 #52
It was offal. The Velveteen Ocelot Dec 2015 #68
Yule regret that! pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #375
I was struggling to keep up with you, LOL pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #92
You are quite talon-ted. blackspade Dec 2015 #191
I'd better not get in my carcass I'm laughing so hard I might drive off the road. Arugula Latte Dec 2015 #379
I hate wren that happens. It's quite a birden on his shoulders, but U4ikLefty Dec 2015 #77
Serious question... Docreed2003 Dec 2015 #159
... Quackers Dec 2015 #528
Well played...lol Docreed2003 Dec 2015 #530
Don't you mean 'unraptored?' blackspade Dec 2015 #192
I'm en-raptored waiting to find out! Hekate Dec 2015 #307
Probably raptored with a rib-bone tied in a bow. JustABozoOnThisBus Dec 2015 #247
TURNKEY vulture Skittles Dec 2015 #504
G'ah! I didn't think this thread would get any funnier~ KittyWampus Dec 2015 #113
!... TeeYiYi Dec 2015 #39
That top one is permanently associated with the word buzzard for me... TipTok Dec 2015 #226
It's the traditional Christmas Buzzard. Warren DeMontague Dec 2015 #65
And now, WMMS lays the hard stuff on ya,... Merry Christmas! marble falls Dec 2015 #139
No trouble, but here's a fun idea... MohRokTah Dec 2015 #21
Two points SickOfTheOnePct Dec 2015 #28
Perhaps your wife should stop being a pain in the ass. Throd Dec 2015 #29
Exactly, a true atheist doesn't believe and thinks stuff like that is silly. nt TheBlackAdder Dec 2015 #36
Choose your battles carefully... PasadenaTrudy Dec 2015 #34
+1000 narnian60 Dec 2015 #42
Exactly! I just roll with stuff like this. Life is often frustrating enough without creating more RKP5637 Dec 2015 #88
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ n/t truedelphi Dec 2015 #132
I agree, choose your battles moosesong Dec 2015 #176
What a wonderful human being you sound like. n/t Shandris Dec 2015 #37
Season Greetings MowCowWhoHow III Dec 2015 #41
Have to Rec this treestar Dec 2015 #44
No nadinbrzezinski Dec 2015 #45
Ignore it,for heaven's sake. virgogal Dec 2015 #53
"For heaven's sake"? Codeine Dec 2015 #78
Or buzzkill to buzzard. kentauros Dec 2015 #541
replace the doormat with with this one: IcyPeas Dec 2015 #56
I vote for this as the solution lol nt steve2470 Dec 2015 #115
I used to have that one. Le Taz Hot Dec 2015 #244
I used to have one that said "GO AWAY" The Velveteen Ocelot Dec 2015 #259
What about this one? Quackers Dec 2015 #531
Ha! SammyWinstonJack Dec 2015 #556
hahaha rbrnmw Dec 2015 #557
That is just avebury Dec 2019 #623
I can't believe it's been four years since that post. Quackers Dec 2019 #625
regarding the mat, i would just enjoy stomping and tramping mud on it. unblock Dec 2015 #57
I agree with you. Mariana Dec 2015 #81
I would find it rather symbolic and satisfying to have it there wiping my feet on it. RKP5637 Dec 2015 #93
Exactly. AngryOldDem Dec 2015 #150
i disagree about the "just how easily" part. this is exactly the problem. unblock Dec 2015 #158
As others have also said... AngryOldDem Dec 2015 #184
You mean give it sort of a ... tramp stomp? Arugula Latte Dec 2015 #384
ROFL! unblock Dec 2015 #421
This is war! Scorched earth! Nail that mat to their damn door! cheapdate Dec 2015 #59
lol Renew Deal Dec 2015 #403
print this poster and hang it on the door hill2016 Dec 2015 #60
I have to kick this... abakan Dec 2015 #62
Did you hear the one about the persecuted atheist bull in Spain? Orrex Dec 2015 #64
so the guy says to the genie, "What the hell am I supposed to do with a sixteen inch PIANIST?" Warren DeMontague Dec 2015 #73
Sounds like he needs a tiny organ. Orrex Dec 2015 #111
That sounds like papal bull to me! :) - nt KingCharlemagne Dec 2015 #99
That's not believable CreekDog Dec 2015 #343
I didn't want to believe him either, but he seemed to sincere. Orrex Dec 2015 #349
Speaking of bulls, I'm bullish on the buzzard thread. It's going places! Arugula Latte Dec 2015 #383
Kudzu BE any more obvious? pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #386
Vine, next time I'll be more subtle. Arugula Latte Dec 2015 #406
You'll find olive us in the garden, kentauros Dec 2015 #542
Well, exactly. It's much ado about nothing, and reminds us all, hopefully, to not Nay Dec 2015 #74
This is I don't drink with you level awesome. AngryAmish Dec 2015 #95
hee...someone pointed out that thread. artislife Dec 2015 #183
Hey, you owe that guy beer money Cal Carpenter Dec 2015 #200
O, Jesus, not that guy. I almost left DU over that idiot. nt Nay Dec 2015 #295
and many experiences. nt cherokeeprogressive Dec 2015 #347
Your only hope would be if the package had Politicalboi Dec 2015 #63
ever hear the phrase 'don't sweat the small stuff'? Warren DeMontague Dec 2015 #66
Have you ever read his previous threads about his condo neighbors? tammywammy Dec 2015 #110
I CLEARLY have not been paying enough attention! Warren DeMontague Dec 2015 #133
It's been quite a few months since I've read an installment of Condo Neighbors from Hell tammywammy Dec 2015 #135
I seem to recall that the "wife" Texasgal Dec 2015 #174
best thread ever (well, after "blowing up the moon!!) EX500rider Dec 2015 #69
Blowing up the moon was probably the neighbor's idea, too Orrex Dec 2015 #71
IT IS A COMMON LUNAR ENTERENCE!! nt Codeine Dec 2015 #76
Whoa, there. No need to go...POSTAL. pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #85
Y'all are cracking me up! Tipperary Dec 2015 #106
Hey, what is DU for if not to PUSH THE ENVELOPE?! Arugula Latte Dec 2015 #368
MOON BUZZARDS Warren DeMontague Dec 2015 #100
Buzz Ardrin Enrique Dec 2015 #136
... Codeine Dec 2015 #140
Buzz Aldrin knows how to deal with these kind of situations... progressoid Dec 2015 #509
This will swing the proxy vote! ProudToBeBlueInRhody Dec 2015 #353
Well sure, who know what kind of incendiary mat the moon had out?! EX500rider Dec 2015 #83
EVAR!!!!!!!! Docreed2003 Dec 2015 #163
ahhhhh the memories Marrah_G Dec 2015 #215
what will be the name of this classic Skittles Dec 2015 #505
The Door Buzzard thread, of course pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #513
The Door Buzzard Thread has a nice ring to it Hekate Dec 2015 #543
News from the future: This now is a classic Lounge thread! The Velveteen Ocelot Dec 2017 #609
omg this thread! Matariki Dec 2015 #75
There are a lot of things in this life that are worth worrying about. The Velveteen Ocelot Dec 2015 #80
Have you noticed that not only SheilaT Dec 2015 #278
But if socks are the larval form of hangars, The Velveteen Ocelot Dec 2015 #282
They are very, very sneaky. SheilaT Dec 2015 #284
I wish my hangers would multiply... PasadenaTrudy Dec 2015 #285
It's only the wire hangars that multiply. SheilaT Dec 2015 #287
No, that's wrong CreekDog Dec 2015 #344
Not to me it doesn't. I never get a penny. SheilaT Dec 2015 #354
Sneak in to his house and leave one new shoe in his closet. HubertHeaver Dec 2015 #500
LOL! Since the one time he got a pair of shoes, SheilaT Dec 2015 #533
Sorry about the green towel and my socks pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #506
You lost your towel? kentauros Dec 2015 #544
My advice: Pick your battles Ms. Yertle Dec 2015 #86
LOL All I gotta say is be thankful these are your problems zigby Dec 2015 #87
Welcome to the DU! icymist Dec 2015 #290
IF they were open to getting in trouble, would you/your wife get them in trouble?? jmg257 Dec 2015 #94
I know they are not cute, colorful, or attractive, Sissyk Dec 2015 #96
You are being skepticial iranianguy Dec 2015 #103
Wait.... you got upset about a DOOR MAT!? Adrahil Dec 2015 #112
"You guys wanna stick around for an oven mitt?" Warren DeMontague Dec 2015 #125
Plus if the issue is door mats, for anyone who hates Christams - truedelphi Dec 2015 #168
Go walk in the mud. Problem solved. --nt CrispyQ Dec 2015 #114
No, they can't be in trouble. tammywammy Dec 2015 #116
Not in trouble, far from it. I heard they're being considered for sainthood CreekDog Dec 2015 #346
Did Your Wife Ever Open The Door? KittyWampus Dec 2015 #117
I thought this as well. When you take this with other OP's Dman has written Fla Dem Dec 2015 #193
We certainly could be getting gamed, but damn, I haven't laughed so hard Nay Dec 2015 #298
His poor wife....always dropped in the grease by him. I wonder what her SammyWinstonJack Dec 2015 #361
I think it's all going to end up in a book on Amazon. Hekate Dec 2015 #308
I think you got it. TreasonousBastard Dec 2015 #495
Based on what you're saying, it sounds as if....... WillowTree Dec 2015 #120
If a door mat is this upsetting to you, you must lead a very charmed life. Vinca Dec 2015 #123
Y'all need a hobby. Maybe you could make yourselves some nice scarves this winter. LeftyMom Dec 2015 #126
Both Dman and his wife seem to be plenty crotchety already. Maybe knitting would fill the bill. Hekate Dec 2015 #309
some excellent purls of wisdom nadine_mn Dec 2015 #517
Definitely on the fringe. ❤ nt littlemissmartypants Dec 2020 #640
I eagerly await your appearance on the Jerry Springer show. n/t dgibby Dec 2015 #127
In my humble opinion, DesertRat Dec 2015 #128
WTF? Egnever Dec 2015 #129
You live in the USA. Last time I Looked, Christians were the majority. truedelphi Dec 2015 #131
you mean this opera involves handcuffs? Warren DeMontague Dec 2015 #134
yes, call in Obama's anti Christmas batallion Enrique Dec 2015 #137
no H2O Man Dec 2015 #138
Your wife writes letters to complain about a Merry Christmas doormat? cwydro Dec 2015 #142
Merry Christmas linuxman Dec 2015 #143
poutrageous... ileus Dec 2015 #144
I think the feds have better things to worry about Travis_0004 Dec 2015 #145
The GIRL SCOUTS have better things to worry about than an oh-so-offensive Christmas door mat! WillowTree Dec 2015 #199
Your wife is offended by a mat that says Merry Christmas? SheilaT Dec 2015 #147
MYOB. Seriously. AngryOldDem Dec 2015 #148
No. Agschmid Dec 2015 #149
Be happy the neighbor doesnt have this on their doorstep randys1 Dec 2015 #152
Get down on your knees and be thankful these are your worst problems. REP Dec 2015 #157
"THIS IS J. EDGAR HOOVER OF THE FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATIONS Warren DeMontague Dec 2015 #161
Forget it, Jake. He's untouchable. pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #166
Your wife is the worst Atheist ever. And from prior postings? alphafemale Dec 2015 #162
You want to use fed resources because someone wrote Merry Christmas on a package DrDan Dec 2015 #164
I am so thankful. Texasgal Dec 2015 #165
Let...it...go.... Docreed2003 Dec 2015 #167
Round these parts it is a Tolerable Festivus. Throckmorton Dec 2015 #217
I often say 1939 Dec 2015 #433
somehow I think the feds have more important things to deal with rollin74 Dec 2015 #169
Merry Xmas. Wish my problems were 840high Dec 2015 #172
If you own a condo,... NCTraveler Dec 2015 #175
He was born in Arizona, got a condo made of stone-a Orrex Dec 2015 #235
He coulda won a Grammy, NCTraveler Dec 2015 #237
He ate a crocodile. nt Dr Hobbitstein Dec 2015 #428
With everything going on in the world, this is just wow.... onecaliberal Dec 2015 #177
This thread will be inducted into the DU Hall of Fame Kaleva Dec 2015 #178
Will, I think it already has nadinbrzezinski Dec 2015 #182
I CALL FOR AN EPOXY VOTE AT ONCE!!!! ProudToBeBlueInRhody Dec 2015 #351
I don't know if that's a good idea. That procedure can get a bit sticky. Arugula Latte Dec 2015 #377
I am completely unimpressed with this problem Android3.14 Dec 2015 #179
I have two comments: LiberalElite Dec 2015 #180
I would think about what the madville Dec 2015 #186
get a life---unrec. panader0 Dec 2015 #187
Lol!! darkangel218 Dec 2015 #229
K&R for "buzzard needs rung". Nye Bevan Dec 2015 #188
You could have just picked it up and tossed it in a dumpster. bluedigger Dec 2015 #194
This is why we lose elections and why there is intolerance against atheists and Jews Reter Dec 2015 #195
Is the mat reading Merry Christmas to itself? BKH70041 Dec 2015 #197
Why can't the neighbors put out a mat that says merry Christmas? yeoman6987 Dec 2015 #202
Maybe diabeticman knows that he owns the world - truedelphi Dec 2015 #208
sounds like the whole place is full of assholes Kali Dec 2015 #204
Given the stories told here about fights with the condo board REP Dec 2015 #271
oh yeah Kali Dec 2015 #272
That's fantastic!! REP Dec 2015 #273
It makes you wonder if the OP and his avebury Dec 2019 #624
Don't listen to these other posters, they are all idiots. actslikeacarrot Dec 2015 #206
Walter??? Is that you???? Docreed2003 Dec 2015 #230
This thread is a special Xmas gift. God bless us everyone. Bonx Dec 2015 #207
Do you guys have any hobbies? eShirl Dec 2015 #209
Pestering other condo residents IS their hobby. The Velveteen Ocelot Dec 2015 #320
You'd be better off buying her a present jmowreader Dec 2015 #210
I like the Baphomet statue. darkangel218 Dec 2015 #228
That's the cheap one jmowreader Dec 2015 #267
Instead of a Baphomet, how about a bath mat? Orrex Dec 2015 #268
She would consider that a victory jmowreader Dec 2015 #270
Do they have a HAIL SATAN doormat? The Velveteen Ocelot Dec 2015 #260
No, but you can get one custom printed jmowreader Dec 2015 #265
I found a nice Cthulhu door mat. bluedigger Dec 2015 #323
Well, it was supposed to say HAIL SANTA, but there was a typo. Arugula Latte Dec 2015 #369
I am not a Christian and here is my advice Marrah_G Dec 2015 #211
Everyday People struggle4progress Dec 2015 #214
Could be worse MowCowWhoHow III Dec 2015 #216
LOL - that's hysterical. Vinca Dec 2015 #222
Let its now? progressoid Dec 2015 #510
As a neighbor to that, kentauros Dec 2015 #546
This message was self-deleted by its author A HERETIC I AM Dec 2015 #221
lulz of the day Jesus Malverde Dec 2015 #225
There is a general lack of empathy for diabeticman in this thread./nt DemocratSinceBirth Dec 2015 #239
But there's certainly gratitude lol; cwydro Dec 2015 #246
I know, right? More empathy is being directed towards the buzzard than the OP. (nt) Nye Bevan Dec 2015 #256
I have empathy for anybody who to share a dwelling with a buzzard. (nt) DemocratSinceBirth Dec 2015 #257
This post is only here for troll bait! Pisces Dec 2015 #240
It's certainly some effective "droll bait". nt JustABozoOnThisBus Dec 2015 #249
I think most people realize that, but they mostly enjoy these mostly harmless troll bait threads. PersonNumber503602 Dec 2015 #301
There are homeless people, families, Le Taz Hot Dec 2015 #245
Those homeless people don't have to deal with jerk neighbors wishing them Merry Christmas Orrex Dec 2015 #250
See? There's always a silver lining if we just look for it. Le Taz Hot Dec 2015 #254
Ahahahahahaha....Top Quality Performance Art alcibiades_mystery Dec 2015 #251
Seriously? n/t PasadenaTrudy Dec 2015 #262
Indeed. blue neen Dec 2015 #289
I coined the phrase COS (constantly offended syndrome) for exactly this scenario !!!...... clarice Dec 2015 #252
. deutsey Dec 2015 #255
... randys1 Dec 2015 #276
One of the funniest bits from that movie... deutsey Dec 2015 #291
your OPs are always thought provoking olddots Dec 2015 #263
And filled with punspirations! kentauros Dec 2015 #547
10 second google: a link to report tampering with your mail. JudyM Dec 2015 #269
Look at it this way...it's a doormat...you wipe your feet on it... KansDem Dec 2015 #279
Da fuq? Didn't you just move because you didn't get along with neighbors? If you are serious, bettyellen Dec 2015 #281
Am I the only one who feels sorry for the other two apartment dwellers in this building? The TeamPooka Dec 2015 #283
They must cringe every time they hear the door buzzard rung. :( nt pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #286
"Another rung on the buzzard." kentauros Dec 2015 #548
Shhhhh ProudToBeBlueInRhody Dec 2015 #352
No matter what magic I find under the Festivus Pole this year Ligyron Dec 2015 #292
Epic, isn't it? The Velveteen Ocelot Dec 2015 #293
Ain't it the truth? With all the teeth-grinding shit being flung our way in Nay Dec 2015 #294
I had a long day - came back to 840high Dec 2015 #297
we haven't had one of these for a while JI7 Dec 2015 #302
My husband is asleep and I am here reading this thread and trying to be silent while busting a gut. Hekate Dec 2015 #310
Busting a gut? The door buzzard needs rung! pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #311
Thank you for making me laugh so many times today. cwydro Dec 2015 #313
To make the hall of fame, the door buzzard ... JustABozoOnThisBus Dec 2015 #315
STOP it!! cwydro Dec 2015 #316
Also, circumcized, and: kentauros Dec 2015 #549
Oh gawd, the door buzzard........... SammyWinstonJack Dec 2015 #560
Me too Hekate! Ligyron Dec 2015 #317
In posting just to say I posted in this thread Godhumor Dec 2015 #319
Funniest forum comments I have ever read ANYWHERE! summerschild Dec 2015 #321
I keep giggling to myself PasadenaTrudy Dec 2015 #322
In these troubled times threads such as this one are truly a gift. (nt) Nye Bevan Dec 2015 #324
Probably not HassleCat Dec 2015 #326
3 Days of the Door Buzzard pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #330
California Peggy will be so jealous. GoneOffShore Dec 2015 #336
I'm sad because I just saw this thread today. betsuni Dec 2015 #338
3 weeks of the Door Buzzard HubertHeaver Dec 2015 #559
Does your condo board allow mixed animals? myrna minx Dec 2015 #331
NO PETS ESPECIALLY MIXED ANIMALS!!! This is what the door buzzard is for. betsuni Dec 2015 #335
Oscar would be ok though, right? KatyMan Dec 2019 #614
lol treestar Dec 2015 #341
NOOOOOO!!!!1! Not that again! Hekate Dec 2015 #366
Only as Door Buzzard food Hekate Dec 2015 #367
Hay! kentauros Dec 2015 #550
Thanks for this thread. I needed a laugh today. bklyncowgirl Dec 2015 #332
No. n/t gollygee Dec 2015 #334
No. This is beyond a 'first world problem'. GoneOffShore Dec 2015 #337
That depends. Who is going to write up the complaint? CreekDog Dec 2015 #340
Merry Christmas to you and your family!!! GusBob Dec 2015 #348
I think you should start a new Christmas (or holiday, if you like) custom The Velveteen Ocelot Dec 2015 #350
And ON the presents Santa writes Merry Christmas and Christmas underline. betsuni Dec 2015 #355
Hmmm, that's good! kentauros Dec 2015 #551
K & r PasadenaTrudy Dec 2015 #357
I'm not sure where to send it, but I think summerschild Dec 2015 #358
Some kind of prize PasadenaTrudy Dec 2015 #359
I'm putting it in for a Better Homes & Gardens Award: Best Condorminium pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #362
Hawkertectural Digest might be a good place to try for Best Condorminium, too. betsuni Dec 2015 #363
Thanks! I've had some interest from Hortivulture Magazine, too. pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #364
The editor of Cosmowlpolitan might swoop on this as well. Arugula Latte Dec 2015 #370
Lol! n/t PasadenaTrudy Dec 2015 #365
Ah yes, the famous Pullet Surprize Hekate Dec 2015 #371
This thread is a thing of beauty. Long may it live!! Coventina Dec 2015 #373
agree - love this thread - another kick to keep it alive DrDan Dec 2015 #400
with all due respect.... steve2470 Dec 2015 #382
Lighten up, Steve. It's Christmas, when every condo needs a Little Bummer Boy. pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #385
You said the word! It is one of the words the Wife of diabeticman cannot hear! betsuni Dec 2015 #388
especially one who uses Door Buzzards! steve2470 Dec 2015 #389
Come, they told me, pa rum pa pa buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Arugula Latte Dec 2015 #408
The postal investigations will continue until the merriment subsides!!1! pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #390
and someone's Christmas mat is interfering with the ENTERENCE! nt steve2470 Dec 2015 #391
There's only one solution: Matricide pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #392
I think that solution could wipe his and her soles clean! nt steve2470 Dec 2015 #393
Their souls, on the other hand, may be a lost cause pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #394
hopefully not to get entangled with the Lost Cause of the Confederacy :p steve2470 Dec 2015 #395
On the plus side, at least they have someone to prey for them pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #396
maybe they can get the condo to install a falcon doorknocker ? steve2470 Dec 2015 #397
A door buzzard in the hand... pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #398
Ahhh the struggle is real... giftedgirl77 Dec 2015 #399
not sure why, but I get the feeling that this poutrage was discussed over dinner at the Olive Garden DrDan Dec 2015 #401
You see, thats where the OP was wrong. darkangel218 Dec 2015 #419
But only if kentauros Dec 2015 #552
You need to find something better to do Renew Deal Dec 2015 #402
Gives 'Casablanca' a whole new meaning for the neigthbors pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #404
Those djinn joints must be fun places. kentauros Dec 2015 #554
Thank you for not editing out the Buzzard (nt) Nye Bevan Dec 2015 #405
Are door buzzards and federal trouble over Christmas scribblings the newest EPIC THREAD on DU? eom MohRokTah Dec 2015 #409
DU's new sentimental Christmas classic: 'It's a Wonderful Wife' pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #442
Official response from U.S. Postal Service... pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #415
... countryjake Dec 2015 #499
CALL CONGRESS RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!! uppityperson Dec 2015 #416
Wow... AngryOldDem Dec 2015 #418
You made my day!!! Kilgore Dec 2015 #420
Best Thread Evar!! Maynar Dec 2015 #422
No, they are not in federal trouble. At all. stevenleser Dec 2015 #424
This makes my worry over losing my home to property taxes in July seem so petty now, I feel so Mnemosyne Dec 2015 #427
You know what I think? Kalidurga Dec 2015 #429
Clearly you need to piss on the mat to establish your dominance and territory Rex Dec 2015 #430
That's obviously the Number One solution pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #436
You are baaaaa-aaadd! Rex Dec 2015 #437
No, but your wife needs to chill the fuck out TexasBushwhacker Dec 2015 #435
Yule trees are okay, maybe the wife's religion is Wicca. betsuni Dec 2015 #438
Yule tree is okay, but our'll tree is better pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #439
I'll take your word fir it. betsuni Dec 2015 #440
Oh, your tree is fine. I was just being a tiny bit wicca'd. pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #441
Why is President Obama remaining silent on this? pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #443
Oh, I've missed this thread! PasadenaTrudy Dec 2015 #444
Just like 'It's a Wonderful Life' it brings tears to your eyes pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #445
Everytime this thread get bumped a door buzzard gets to ring! KittyWampus Dec 2015 #446
BREAKING: ASPCA Launches Major Investigation; Concerned Over Reports of Door Buzzard Being Wrung pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #447
Well, of course! kentauros Dec 2015 #555
. pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #448
STOP tuching the door buzzard! JustABozoOnThisBus Dec 2015 #450
Shhh! Don't be talon on me! pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #457
If you go blind from touching the door buzzard, yule rue the day you ever started Arugula Latte Dec 2015 #460
You should write that on somebody's package pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #461
Maybe on his parcel post, too. Arugula Latte Dec 2015 #476
LOL underpants Dec 2015 #518
I just gotta ask, how is that buzzard faring ???? steve2470 Dec 2015 #449
He's peeing on his legs and throwing up a lot. In other words, he seems perfectly normal. pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #459
D-Man, I want to wish you and your wife a Happy Solstice, a Merry Christmas, a Happy Hannuka and Squinch Dec 2015 #453
Gotta give this a Christmas Eve kick. Hope no one's holiday was Recc'd by the Buzzard. Hekate Dec 2015 #454
Hey, when you guys fry up your door buzzards, do you use corn flakes in the recipe? Squinch Dec 2015 #455
They're kind of tough and gamey after having been knocked about for so long. Hekate Dec 2015 #475
. Squinch Dec 2015 #479
Hire an attorney, named Sue Zo Zig Dec 2015 #456
"Gentlemen, you can't hire a vulture in here. This is a condorminium!" pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #458
Please do not stir the buzzards. Rex Dec 2015 #463
While other epic threads fizzled, the door buzzard sizzled. Rex Dec 2015 #462
This calls for a limerick: Arugula Latte Dec 2015 #464
Whew, thanks! pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #465
Oh, you mean the one whose tail was so long you could pluck it? Arugula Latte Dec 2015 #467
I had to have laughed the most at this! nt truegrit44 Dec 2015 #474
I was thinking of the one about his postal trial being the only one on the ducket pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #478
Pffffft! Arugula Latte Dec 2015 #485
This message was self-deleted by its author Orrex Dec 2015 #481
Oh No, who is playing with fire to reinstate this Op? akbacchus_BC Dec 2015 #466
I mashed the door buzzard and this answered KentuckyWoman Dec 2015 #469
Lol, too funny, that was the joke I was referring to! akbacchus_BC Dec 2015 #470
Has the Door Buzzard feasted on the dead horse the DUers have beaten for it? This thread ... Hekate Dec 2015 #471
People are still having fun with it, so what the hay? pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #472
Ho Ho Ho -- or is that Whoa Whoa Whoa? Hekate Dec 2015 #473
The mane thing is that we post on and ignore the neighsayers. Arugula Latte Dec 2015 #477
Is someone trying to rein on this parade? They better not be trying to stirrup trouble. Squinch Dec 2015 #480
Roundup the usual foul suspects! pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #488
LOL! True confession: Squinch Dec 2015 #520
But to continue with the discussion at hand, I'd take a different tack and try and harness that Squinch Dec 2015 #521
Another limerick, if yule permit me: Orrex Dec 2015 #482
The horse has been beaten, the buzzard has rung. All Santa left us was... Phentex Dec 2015 #483
... Arugula Latte Dec 2015 #490
does the buzzard go "ding dung?" nt LiberalEsto Dec 2015 #563
Instead... pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #487
No but the door buzzards are circling the carcass! Initech Dec 2015 #498
Drop it. It's not worth the trouble or effort. Bigger fish to fry, I'm sure. Lil Missy Dec 2015 #484
When the buzzard topic was wrung out, we added the horse pun topic. Now fish? This is inseine! pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #486
I'll be off the DU for the next hoof hour thanks to you. KentuckyWoman Dec 2015 #494
We all know you are fabulous at this, but now you're just fishing for compliments! Squinch Dec 2015 #522
Careful--don't be creel. Remember, Luca Brasi sleeps with the...well, you know. pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #524
Are you threadfinning me??????????? That's just crappie of you! Squinch Dec 2015 #525
I'll have you know I am considered a rod among my piers pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #526
I would tackle the issue of your threats, but I won't abass myself to that level. And anyway, Squinch Dec 2015 #529
yes, some, er, bullfish Skittles Dec 2015 #497
Posting to Bookmark. I have to... Whiskeytide Dec 2015 #491
How did I miss this? An instant classic! NRaleighLiberal Dec 2015 #493
the term "overplaying your hand" comes to mind Skittles Dec 2015 #496
No masturbation posts in GD!!! pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #501
STOP IT PINBOY2NINER Skittles Dec 2015 #503
Uh oh. This could become a self-fulfilling prophecy Squinch Dec 2015 #523
Oh, are they ever in trouble... TreasonousBastard Dec 2015 #502
But what about cats? Still no cats? betsuni Dec 2015 #508
Are you joking? I mean do you really have a wife who is so anal that she would complain trillion Dec 2015 #511
She "FOLLOWS YULETIDE TRADITIONS AND TRY TO BE RESPECTFUL OF ALL OTHERS BELIEF" (#23) pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #514
Soon the buzzard will let in a blizzard JustABozoOnThisBus Dec 2015 #515
Ask the Wizard pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #516
Or the Lizard! darkangel218 Dec 2015 #527
I asked Izzard: kentauros Dec 2015 #586
AND IS SLAPPED IN THE FACE! IT IS A COMMON DOOR. betsuni Dec 2015 #519
Won't somebody think of the cats?! That buzzard is a hazard to the cat on the mat. nt Hekate Dec 2015 #536
we can't talk about the cats rbrnmw Dec 2015 #537
Also, in the mane, it's written into the cats clause. nt JustABozoOnThisBus Dec 2015 #545
That's "enterence"! kentauros Dec 2015 #558
Is that like enteric? Just ... another passageway as we go through this life. Hekate Dec 2015 #574
Just like a movement, kentauros Dec 2015 #580
A mat in a condo teach1st Dec 2015 #534
Look on the bright side Quackers Dec 2015 #535
Maybe, if you really want to go there and you can provide LWolf Dec 2015 #553
This thread is truly... 3catwoman3 Dec 2015 #561
Does the mailman ring that buzzard twice? countryjake Dec 2015 #565
FREE THE BUZZARDS! Warren DeMontague Dec 2015 #567
If the Duct-taped Duck could be freed, so can the Buzzard. Buzzard Rights! Hekate Dec 2015 #570
My friend Gus broke a spare rib and now he has cast asparagus Warren DeMontague Dec 2015 #571
The Epoxy vote can probably fix that rib, but I don't know what to do about his asparagus problem. Hekate Dec 2015 #572
If the asparagus is dead, it can be braised back to tasteful life. kentauros Dec 2015 #585
to hell with the postal property, do PETA and the SPCA know about that poor BUZZARD ? steve2470 Dec 2015 #568
How does one rung a buzzard? rbrnmw Dec 2015 #569
I'll let the half-wits answer that question: kentauros Dec 2015 #582
classic rbrnmw Dec 2015 #587
Rut-roh! HuffPo: Vultures Tend To Eat Their Meals Butt-First... pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #575
This message was self-deleted by its author rbrnmw Dec 2015 #576
Indeed. Warren DeMontague Dec 2015 #577
hahaha rbrnmw Dec 2015 #578
Thank the stars! countryjake Dec 2015 #583
They must have some pretty nimble sphincters to eat with their butts first. kentauros Dec 2015 #584
Bottom feeding is their specialty. nt pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #589
Flying catfish! kentauros Dec 2015 #590
I am not sure I understand this thread. Stuart G Dec 2015 #579
Yer not casting asparagus, are ye? sprinkleeninow Dec 2019 #622
you know you can put mgmaggiemg Dec 2015 #581
They could but pugetres Dec 2015 #588
This thread needs to be pinned eridani Jan 2016 #591
That's pinboy's job! kentauros Jan 2016 #596
too early to ring the door buzzard into the new year? KentuckyWoman Jan 2016 #592
K&R PasadenaTrudy Jan 2016 #593
Damn. I missed all the fun again! lonestarnot Jan 2016 #594
Where's graywarrior when you need her? kentauros Jan 2016 #597
I have an idea Separation Jan 2016 #595
Congratulations. LWolf Dec 2016 #600
The ginormous thread is back! Kilgore Dec 2016 #602
Good grief yeoman6987 Dec 2016 #603
I can only Imagine the controversy that the Happy Esster mat is going to cause CentralMass Dec 2016 #604
This message was self-deleted by its author auntAgonist Apr 2017 #606
This thread is one of the best Christmas traditions on DU. Autumn Dec 2017 #610
I hope Yule all have a happy holiday with this classic, DUers Hekate Dec 2019 #617
much ado about nothing, sorry man, no sympathy here Demonaut Dec 2019 #618
We have to kick this one into the next decade! Dem2theMax Dec 2019 #619
This is amazing Loki Liesmith Dec 2019 #628
Another classic DU thread! nt tblue37 Dec 2019 #626
Oh wow, I missed this epic thread all these years Hav Dec 2019 #627
I assumed it was satire, and then scrolled through all the comments.😳 dewsgirl Dec 2019 #630
You must have a wonderful life. tazkcmo Dec 2019 #631
I LOVE it! It's back for the holidays!!!! Remembering Pinboy right now, and hoping he's somewhere Squinch Dec 2019 #633
🎶. There's no place like home for the holidays 🎶 Hekate Dec 2020 #635
So glad we are all here to share the season and the fabulous memories! Squinch Dec 2020 #638
Man...I have a life to live...this thread is tooooo lonnngggg......... LeftInTX Dec 2020 #636
I love this Christmas tradition. I make a point of defacing postal property every year Squinch Dec 2020 #637
This must be from a time when the "War On Christmas" wasn't won yet Polybius Dec 2020 #639
Posting so I can put this in my journal n/t sarge43 Nov 2021 #641
Your journal have an alarm Buzzard? KS Toronado Nov 2021 #642
A DefCon buzzard sarge43 Nov 2021 #644
Replying so... Tree-Hugger Nov 2021 #643
LOL, Happy 6th Anniversary, Door Buzzard! FSogol Dec 2021 #645
It brings me a sense of stability that you're still fuckin with us. SYFROYH Dec 2021 #646
A true classic! Polybius Dec 2021 #647
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you and your wife. akbacchus_BC Dec 2021 #648
We wish you a merry Christmas Hav Dec 2022 #650
imitates bousons pipe . now hear this !!!!!! seasons greetings and happy hollidays AllaN01Bear Dec 2022 #651
Happy Hollandaise BWdem4life Dec 2022 #652
Feliz Navidad old as dirt Dec 2022 #653
So happy this link was shared! Such memories! NewHendoLib Dec 2023 #654
🚪📦 🎄Rejoice! The Door Buzzard Returns 🎄📦🚪 Donkees Dec 2023 #655
This fine art is truly a beautiful and important addition to the Door Buzzard lexicon. Scrivener7 Dec 2023 #657
Awesome & timely portrait of The Buzzard Who Guards the Gates to the Underworld... Hekate Dec 2023 #659
Happy ChrismaHanaKwanzicah to all! yellowdogintexas Dec 2023 #658
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