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2. Root canal without novocaine

Reply to Are_grits_groceries (Original post)

Wed May 30, 2012, 12:29 PM

May 2012

Covering the floor with thumb-tacks (points up), dousing myself in rubbing alcohol before rolling around naked on the floor.

Baby sledge hammer pounded repeatedly on my hand. It feels so good when you finally stop.

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Ana Marie Cox needs our help:Trump asks What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me? [View all] Are_grits_groceries May 2012 OP

Dental Work without Anesthesia. FSogol May 2012 #1

Root canal without novocaine gratuitous May 2012 #2

Dinner consisting of Mitt and Trump librechik May 2012 #3

Oh, if only Michael O'Donoghue could be here to answer that question...... blm May 2012 #4

Me and Scrubbing bubbles DearAbby May 2012 #5

Having your face chewed off by a drug crazed zombie. DearAbby May 2012 #10

A judge seizing the assets of Mitt Romney and you. rocktivity May 2012 #6

I read the first post: Are_grits_groceries May 2012 #7

An all expense paid vacation in the Gitmo interrogation rooms maybe? lpbk2713 May 2012 #8

Having met Trump when we were both young HockeyMom May 2012 #9

What was it Hanibal Lecter said... nykym May 2012 #11

A three-hour colonoscopy, followed by dinner with just one of them. nt DCKit May 2012 #12

The treatment Alex got in "A Clockwork Orange." hifiguy May 2012 #13

Stabbing my eyes with COLD pokers! randome May 2012 #14

Cooking a dinner for for both of them and watching them eat it. Ganja Ninja May 2012 #15

Time for a song proud2BlibKansan May 2012 #19

Shingles. Getting your face eaten for 18 minutes. n/t Bolo Boffin May 2012 #16

bestest one! n/t progressivebydesign May 2012 #17

Being attacked by a dog who has ridden on top of a car in a cage for 2000 miles. proud2BlibKansan May 2012 #18

Explosive diarrhea rox63 May 2012 #20

Throwing dinner up over Trump and Mitt Romney (nt) muriel_volestrangler May 2012 #21

If Moe, Larry and Curly attend and engage in a free-for-all pie throwing contest at dinner aint_no_life_nowhere May 2012 #22

Watching You Tube videos of removal of large amounts of earwax. n/t PCIntern May 2012 #23

Cleaning the mildew off my bathroom shower walls and floors? liberalhistorian May 2012 #24

Having genital warts gnawed off by a rabid badger? 11 Bravo May 2012 #25

Bingo! 47of74 May 2012 #26