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longship

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22. Hit 'em hard; hit 'em often

Reply to MrScorpio (Original post)

Wed May 30, 2012, 04:20 PM

May 2012

It is the only thing that works as has been studied by those guys in Canada who certainly should have won an Ig Nobel prize.

An Epidemiological Model of the Zombie Apocalypse

Here's the paper (PDF):
When Zombies Attack!

Enjoy, but arm and load up, or we're doomed. A machete and a sledge hammer would be handy, too.

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What will you do when the eventual Zombie Apocalypse comes? [View all] MrScorpio May 2012 OP

Other: Read Colson Whitehead's "Zone One: A Novel." n/t FSogol May 2012 #1

Am I committed to this? I like to keep my options open. immoderate May 2012 #2

I thought it had already happened... Make7 May 2012 #3

Eat your brains. ret5hd May 2012 #4

Fast or slow zombies? Liberal Veteran May 2012 #5

Other thelordofhell May 2012 #6

I will probably be one of the zombies. n/t DLevine May 2012 #7

Yell "TAAAANK", throw a molly and run like hell...nt SidDithers May 2012 #8

That's one big freaking zombie... n/t PoliticAverse May 2012 #13

I ain't not gonna waist my vedeo gaming skilz hiding in my basement! rustydog May 2012 #9

Ohh!!! Ohh!!! Can I be the Governor??? Initech May 2012 #10

Only if I can be Michone. n/t DLevine May 2012 #14

I thought they were fucking getting raptured! cynatnite May 2012 #11

Why would I change my habits now? MineralMan May 2012 #12

You get on a fucking BOAT, because Zombies can't SWIM. n/t Ian David May 2012 #15

You win the intertubes today. hifiguy May 2012 #24

Tell you what I'm NOT going to do: Hassin Bin Sober May 2012 #16

Normal Routine BillStein May 2012 #17

The house is zombie proof. Ruby the Liberal May 2012 #18

Wow! First Person Shooter in 3D! Speck Tater May 2012 #19

Threaten them with an endless campaign season. Tierra_y_Libertad May 2012 #20

get plants to attack them tabbycat31 May 2012 #21

Hit 'em hard; hit 'em often longship May 2012 #22

Plant a few Romney for President signs in my front yard and put Romney for President bumper stickers Uncle Joe May 2012 #23

Move north or up to the cold upper hills/mountains grok May 2012 #25

I'm going outside wearing bbq sauce with an apple in my mouth. craigmatic May 2012 #26