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JustABozoOnThisBus

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13. You can pay for protection

Reply to Unknown Beatle (Original post)

Fri Dec 25, 2015, 10:15 PM

Dec 2015

A glass of milk and a plate of cookies will generally result in your home not suffering any losses, and may in fact receive some of the items from the burglar's bag.

If you have no milk and cookies, a couple shots of single-malt, neat, will suffice.

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I have a black eye... [View all] Unknown Beatle Dec 2015 OP

Omg. Glad you only have a self inflicted black eye Liberal_in_LA Dec 2015 #1

You didn't by chance hear a neighing sound, not form a horse but another hooved type of animal? hollysmom Dec 2015 #2

Riiiiiiiiight.... tazkcmo Dec 2015 #3

Lol.. I just got the joke Liberal_in_LA Dec 2015 #4

You sleigh me! pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #5

Ho ho ho passiveporcupine Dec 2015 #15

Wait up-- TexasTowelie Dec 2015 #17

Damn, and I left my bag behind with all the goodies in it. passiveporcupine Dec 2015 #18

Go to Lima PD, ask for Lost and Found Department and they'll be happy to help you pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #19

They won't give it up passiveporcupine Dec 2015 #20

Lexington saw a rash of break ins last night too. KentuckyWoman Dec 2015 #6

and he drank all the milk! eom LiberalElite Dec 2015 #8

That's funny. Here, he skipped the milk and drank all the Jameson. pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #9

Message auto-removed Name removed Dec 2015 #14

! MerryBlooms Dec 2015 #7

Wow! qwlauren35 Dec 2015 #10

wow, I'm slow a2liberal Dec 2015 #11

glad your ok for the most part Omaha Steve Dec 2015 #12

You can pay for protection JustABozoOnThisBus Dec 2015 #13

Lots of sad children in Lima today ornotna Dec 2015 #16

This message was self-deleted by its author Liberty Belle Dec 2015 #21

The only thing that can stop a guy like that Flying Squirrel Dec 2015 #22

Are you nuts? Just today I heard there was another sighting of elves in 7-11! pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #23

Still angling for those DUzies, eh? Flying Squirrel Dec 2015 #24

The first part of the story was informational, Snobblevitch Dec 2015 #25

Well... pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #27

haha very clever treestar Dec 2015 #26

hahahaaaa!!! happynewyear Dec 2015 #28