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ornotna

(11,480 posts)
16. Lots of sad children in Lima today
Fri Dec 25, 2015, 10:28 PM
Dec 2015

And it's all your fault. Put a slab of tofu on the eye, you'll be ok.

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I have a black eye... [View all] Unknown Beatle Dec 2015 OP
Omg. Glad you only have a self inflicted black eye Liberal_in_LA Dec 2015 #1
You didn't by chance hear a neighing sound, not form a horse but another hooved type of animal? hollysmom Dec 2015 #2
Riiiiiiiiight.... tazkcmo Dec 2015 #3
Lol.. I just got the joke Liberal_in_LA Dec 2015 #4
You sleigh me! pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #5
Ho ho ho passiveporcupine Dec 2015 #15
Wait up-- TexasTowelie Dec 2015 #17
Damn, and I left my bag behind with all the goodies in it. passiveporcupine Dec 2015 #18
Go to Lima PD, ask for Lost and Found Department and they'll be happy to help you pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #19
They won't give it up passiveporcupine Dec 2015 #20
Lexington saw a rash of break ins last night too. KentuckyWoman Dec 2015 #6
and he drank all the milk! eom LiberalElite Dec 2015 #8
That's funny. Here, he skipped the milk and drank all the Jameson. pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #9
Message auto-removed Name removed Dec 2015 #14
! MerryBlooms Dec 2015 #7
Wow! qwlauren35 Dec 2015 #10
wow, I'm slow a2liberal Dec 2015 #11
glad your ok for the most part Omaha Steve Dec 2015 #12
You can pay for protection JustABozoOnThisBus Dec 2015 #13
Lots of sad children in Lima today ornotna Dec 2015 #16
This message was self-deleted by its author Liberty Belle Dec 2015 #21
The only thing that can stop a guy like that Flying Squirrel Dec 2015 #22
Are you nuts? Just today I heard there was another sighting of elves in 7-11! pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #23
Still angling for those DUzies, eh? Flying Squirrel Dec 2015 #24
The first part of the story was informational, Snobblevitch Dec 2015 #25
Well... pinboy3niner Dec 2015 #27
haha very clever treestar Dec 2015 #26
hahahaaaa!!! happynewyear Dec 2015 #28
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