Van Hollen: Republican Drug Tests For Unemployment Insurance Are ‘Insulting’

[CoffeeCat]

13. This is your banker on drugs...

Wow, drug test people who have lost their jobs. Really now?

I'd much rather drug test the bankers who bribed our politicians to get deregulated, then sold millions
of risky mortgages, then rolled those worthless mortgages into securities--that ended up on all of the
bank balance sheets----and ultimately imploded the entire housing market and decimated world economy.

Let's drug test those reckless, kamikaze bankers who nearly obliterated the world with their destructive,
wrecking-ball behavior that nearly brought down the world's financial system.

I mean seriously---we're still feeling the effects of the damage these bankers inflicted.

And "We The People" had to clean up their mess WITH OUR MONEY.

I think we deserve to know what in the hell they were smoking or snorting that led to such mayhem and catastrophe!

My guess--they were all snorting drain cleaner and inhaling gasoline fumes from their yachts while smoking crack cocaine and
drinking valium milkshakes. We would know for sure, if they'd just submit to these much-needed tests.

These bankers went all Lindsay Lohan on America and we need accountability.

So after these in-denial, high-on-stupid bankers pee in a cup--maybe then we can start drug testing the average
Joes and Janes who have been laid off in this terrible economy.