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longship

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43. Where will they get the fuel for the generators?

Sun Jan 3, 2016, 11:07 PM

Jan 2016

They don't run on wishes, you know.

Of course, the presumption is that there's a team of national guard people (or equivalent) surrounding the embattled enclave pointing and laughing at them, which is all they deserve.

Plus, no more MREs for you!

Then, there's my Barnie option:

Played 24/7 on a continuous loop at heavy metal volume. Fine! You guys want a stand off? We'll show you a stand off. Hope you all like purple dinosaurs. No? Tough shit!

And we hope y'all brought enough buckets to shit in because your well won't work very well when you can't fuel your generators. We'll bet you run out of fuel for your generator before you run out of MREs. The privates on the line laughing at y'all have a pool on how long you guys will last. Hint: nobody is betting beyond two months. However, I have to warn you. None of them have considered the Barnie factor.

Hope y'all are having fun. Here's that music again.

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That's true. The Velveteen Ocelot Jan 2016 #16

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Capt. Moron I says LastLiberal in PalmSprings Jan 2016 #8

LOL! GMTA! See post #10... I posted before I saw your reply Ghost in the Machine Jan 2016 #15

Turning off the electricity likely turns off the water. longship Jan 2016 #17

That would do it for me. 3catwoman3 Jan 2016 #26

Someone on another thread suggested Rick-rolling. ms liberty Jan 2016 #33

You think perhaps they brought a portable generator with them? Nt hack89 Jan 2016 #37

Where will they get the fuel for the generators? longship Jan 2016 #43

How many 55 gallon drums can you get in the back of a pickup? On a trailer towed by a pick up? hack89 Jan 2016 #44

Well, they'll probably end up having to poop in them. longship Jan 2016 #45

What argument? hack89 Jan 2016 #47

If they are closed off, they'll still end up using the barrels for poop. longship Jan 2016 #49

I suspect there's a perfectly adequate septic tank system there. Lizzie Poppet Jan 2016 #54

No water, no flushy! longship Jan 2016 #57

I don't think there's a way to cut off their water. Lizzie Poppet Jan 2016 #58

No fuel, no generator. No generator, no power. longship Jan 2016 #59

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