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jmowreader

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50. Why not the Noriega Play List?

Sun Jan 3, 2016, 11:51 PM

Jan 2016

There are about eight different versions of the song list the 4th Psychological Operations Group got AFN-Panama to play (which they then played through a huge PA set up around the Vatican Embassy, in an attempt to flush Manuel Noriega out of there) during Operation Just Cause. Either (1) pick a Noriega Playlist and crank it the fuck up or (2) play Judas Priest and Elton John albums at ear-splitting volumes until these idiots run for their lives out of fear listening to those bands will give them Teh Gay.

Or, alternately, we just get about a dozen M203 grenade launchers and all the CS and white smoke rounds we can get our hands on, and FORCE these assholes to flee.

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�I didn�t come here to shoot, I came here to die�: Oregon militia occupiers fess up to local [View all] Agnosticsherbet Jan 2016 OP

Yes it will. These Y'allquida assholes are just children in adult bodies playing dressup OffWithTheirHeads Jan 2016 #1

Am I the only one who laughed reading the name "Captain Moroni"? Bjorn Against Jan 2016 #2

No you are not A Little Weird Jan 2016 #5

No, and I'm still chuckling at it. SMC22307 Jan 2016 #6

No, and I have already decided to change it "Captain I, Moron" Ghost in the Machine Jan 2016 #10

That was a real gem. Agnosticsherbet Jan 2016 #11

Captain Moroni is a figure in Mormon teachings, an important military leader pinboy3niner Jan 2016 #13

I thought Moroni was the angel from the lost tribes of Israel Drahthaardogs Jan 2016 #42

That's a different Moroni pinboy3niner Jan 2016 #53

yep... dhill926 Jan 2016 #46

Moroni is LDS legend Ruby the Liberal Jan 2016 #18

Has to be a Mormon Yeehawdist YallQueda member. eom MohRokTah Jan 2016 #19

I'd prefer Morani malaise Jan 2016 #20

nope Old Codger Jan 2016 #32

Sounds more like Captain Jabroni underpants Jan 2016 #34

Big talk from little men. The Velveteen Ocelot Jan 2016 #3

Little men can and have often caused an enormous amount of death and destruction. Agnosticsherbet Jan 2016 #12

That's true. The Velveteen Ocelot Jan 2016 #16

I wish more liberals had that kind of conviction NobodyHere Jan 2016 #4

Just liberals? What about Democrats as a whole? SMC22307 Jan 2016 #9

NO. We have elections so we don't have to die to make a President. Agnosticsherbet Jan 2016 #14

Not to worry PeoViejo Jan 2016 #7

Capt. Moron I says LastLiberal in PalmSprings Jan 2016 #8

LOL! GMTA! See post #10... I posted before I saw your reply Ghost in the Machine Jan 2016 #15

Turning off the electricity likely turns off the water. longship Jan 2016 #17

That would do it for me. 3catwoman3 Jan 2016 #26

Someone on another thread suggested Rick-rolling. ms liberty Jan 2016 #33

You think perhaps they brought a portable generator with them? Nt hack89 Jan 2016 #37

Where will they get the fuel for the generators? longship Jan 2016 #43

How many 55 gallon drums can you get in the back of a pickup? On a trailer towed by a pick up? hack89 Jan 2016 #44

Well, they'll probably end up having to poop in them. longship Jan 2016 #45

What argument? hack89 Jan 2016 #47

If they are closed off, they'll still end up using the barrels for poop. longship Jan 2016 #49

I suspect there's a perfectly adequate septic tank system there. Lizzie Poppet Jan 2016 #54

No water, no flushy! longship Jan 2016 #57

I don't think there's a way to cut off their water. Lizzie Poppet Jan 2016 #58

No fuel, no generator. No generator, no power. longship Jan 2016 #59

Well, yeah...that's what I've been saying. Lizzie Poppet Jan 2016 #60

Why not the Noriega Play List? jmowreader Jan 2016 #50

Altho the Moroni name is well established... 3catwoman3 Jan 2016 #21

That's just his ass talking madokie Jan 2016 #22

Another poster mentioned a good idea to speed the end of a stand off. PufPuf23 Jan 2016 #23

I oppose violence unless they endanger others or Agnosticsherbet Jan 2016 #24

I am also extremely opposed to violence. PufPuf23 Jan 2016 #39

water balloons from 20,000 feet. n/t lumberjack_jeff Jan 2016 #30

aren't they inside? Takket Jan 2016 #25

The problem with all of those things (except electricity)... Lizzie Poppet Jan 2016 #55

cut local wifi -- they want to see themselves on TV same as San Bernardino killers oldandhappy Jan 2016 #27

all communications except direct lines to negotiators should be cut HereSince1628 Jan 2016 #48

perfect!!!!!! oldandhappy Jan 2016 #63

The situation there in Oregon saltpoint Jan 2016 #28

ROTFLMAO! Thread-winner! It's not easy being green! - nt KingCharlemagne Jan 2016 #40

KC, howdy. Yep. Desperate times call for saltpoint Jan 2016 #41

I still don't understand what these assholes want. romanic Jan 2016 #29

They appear to object to a sentencing saltpoint Jan 2016 #31

They are Radical Mormon Extremist Terrorists. MohRokTah Jan 2016 #36

Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons. Bertrand Russell Tierra_y_Libertad Jan 2016 #35

Get a brain, Morani... Blue Owl Jan 2016 #38

these folks are our ISIS DonCoquixote Jan 2016 #51

Well, I guess thay're looking to have a place 2naSalit Jan 2016 #52

SEND IN THE DRONES !!! (Sung to Send in the Clowns) trueblue2007 Jan 2016 #56

Maybe someone will oblige him. JNelson6563 Jan 2016 #61

�I didn�t come here to shoot, I came here to die� yuiyoshida Jan 2016 #62