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HassleCat

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205. Priorities, priorities.

Tue Jan 5, 2016, 04:19 PM

Jan 2016

They remembered the important things -- firearms and ammunition. Just as all freedoms are secondary to the right to bear arms, so it is that food and clothing are secondary to having lots of fire power.

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Oregon Lunatics Send Desperate Plea For Snacks And Socks � See The Internet�s Hilarious Reaction [View all] Photographer Jan 2016 OP

I thought I read that LiberalElite Jan 2016 #1

And using USPS???? LOL! Photographer Jan 2016 #4

Irony meter has been incinerated. nt Lucky Luciano Jan 2016 #9

They may have put The Onion out of business n/t sarge43 Jan 2016 #18

They're stealing the Onion's material. I love reposting this, my all-time favorite Onion article: arcane1 Jan 2016 #89

That is, indeed, hilarious, but my all-time liberalhistorian Jan 2016 #108

"At last, our long nightmare of peace and prosperity is over." Cassidy Jan 2016 #156

That one is my favorite, too.....nt msanthrope Jan 2016 #177

Not political...but my all time fave is: AlbertCat Jan 2016 #198

This is my fave: AlbertCat Jan 2016 #197

And they love to quote the 2nd Amendment brush Jan 2016 #39

Perhaps they had to wait for their gub'mint checks to come before they could buy supplies. dflprincess Jan 2016 #88

Okay, I can not read any more of these comments! Cracklin Charlie Jan 2016 #125

Exactly what one of them who wasn't there posted online, bro's I'm sorry, waiting on the fed check L. Coyote Jan 2016 #216

Who regulates militias? IronLionZion Jan 2016 #151

The state/president (Article 2, Section 2, Clause 1 of the Constitution) brush Jan 2016 #167

REAL MEN would live off the land Midnight Writer Jan 2016 #135

And then, you could elect Bernie or Hillary and make sure your arthritisR_US Jan 2016 #143

I predict that the biggest problem will be lack of TP. Nitram Jan 2016 #166

No leaves in winter! AlbertCat Jan 2016 #200

Ouch! Nitram Jan 2016 #209

Ouch! AlbertCat Jan 2016 #210

"Lawyers, guns, and money" would be a manly request FrodosPet Jan 2016 #136

They'te just tryng to be inclusive Voice for Peace Jan 2016 #140

And cold weather socks? AlbertCat Jan 2016 #196

Don't forget the guy who couldn't be there because his SSDI check didn't arrive! Elmer S. E. Dump Jan 2016 #214

Send them Winter Camo! When these idiots get lost, they won't be found until Spring thaw! nt TheBlackAdder Jan 2016 #2

Perhaps Ted Nugent Marty McGraw Jan 2016 #139

Damn..taht is hysterical! dixiegrrrrl Jan 2016 #3

Oops, we didn't know it was gonna snow and be cold! n/t RKP5637 Jan 2016 #29

And they left the wimmen behind, so who's gonna cook for them? dixiegrrrrl Jan 2016 #124

Exactly! It reminds me of the Bob the Angry Flower cartoon strip where Nay Jan 2016 #159

How could I have possible lived this log without knowing about Bob? dixiegrrrrl Jan 2016 #170

Bob is the shiznitz, ain't he?? The Ayn Rand one is my absolute favorite. Nay Jan 2016 #180

The armed-to-the-teeth Bundy & Co. Terrorists are NOT "Oregonians", they're interlopers 99th_Monkey Jan 2016 #5

Oregon is only where these dolts are hanging their hats at the moment and it's not aimed at the good Photographer Jan 2016 #6

Like i said, they are INTERLOPERS who virtually NO Oregonians want to be here. 99th_Monkey Jan 2016 #24

I have not said a thing disparaging the citizens of Oregon. Photographer Jan 2016 #26

Oh don't kid yourself rjsquirrel Jan 2016 #32

It sure represents a mix Marty McGraw Jan 2016 #141

perhaps you could change the title to "idiot invaders in oregon" niyad Jan 2016 #50

This is a linked story and headline. I didn't write it and feel that if I changed it Photographer Jan 2016 #58

of course. niyad Jan 2016 #59

Nonegonians MisterP Jan 2016 #33

you bet Old Codger Jan 2016 #46

Well regulated militia -- FAIL Downwinder Jan 2016 #7

"The Entire DVD set of 7th Heaven?" Warren DeMontague Jan 2016 #8

How about an Ice-T CD set! cascadiance Jan 2016 #30

They probably brought Stryder Jan 2016 #48

Did They Ask For White Hoods And Crosses, and Torches? Yallow Jan 2016 #64

They probably brought "Birth of a Nation" with them. AlbertCat Jan 2016 #202

They should watch the documentary series... Blanks Jan 2016 #220

'Why We Fight' (Frank Cappra) AlbertCat Jan 2016 #222

Is that important? They're black and white. eom Blanks Jan 2016 #224

Is that important? AlbertCat Jan 2016 #225

Have you watched them? eom Blanks Jan 2016 #227

What would they watch it on with no electricity? Initech Jan 2016 #199

Is it wrong if I kind of want to send them one pair of socks Travis_0004 Jan 2016 #10

Maybe some diapers or those little boy briefs with superheroes on them. Tipperary Jan 2016 #22

They will be needing diapers if the heat is cut and the toilets freeze. What a bunch of seditious Mnemosyne Jan 2016 #66

I can supply sarisataka Jan 2016 #11

Oh dear! This Norwegian hopes it's lutefisk! longship Jan 2016 #21

I've read the Amazon reviews for those Sugar-free gummy bears LynneSin Jan 2016 #31

Are four enough? Are six too many? longship Jan 2016 #73

Never too many sugar free gummy bears for Vanilla Isis LynneSin Jan 2016 #82

Hey, I read about those Haribo Gummies and they should be classified as toxic warfare. Hekate Jan 2016 #115

Funny, because yesterday people were claiming these guys were crack survivalists with MREs, etc. Starry Messenger Jan 2016 #12

I'm guessing that MEAL Team 6 already ate the MREs Submariner Jan 2016 #100

... 2naSalit Jan 2016 #112

Rawr! Starry Messenger Jan 2016 #126

I think that's Meal Team 6, 7, 8 and 9. Vinca Jan 2016 #153

Heh. +1 n/t lumberjack_jeff Jan 2016 #189

Ridicule has taken over. L. Coyote Jan 2016 #103

It doesn't say anywhere in the Constitution that stupidity is a crime! Fuddnik Jan 2016 #119

Stupidity may not be a crime mdbl Jan 2016 #148

Well... I'm one of those who 2naSalit Jan 2016 #113

They couldn't say "FedEx or UPS" the supplies instead of MAIL us the goods? muntrv Jan 2016 #13

Send Vanilla ISIS chocolate Ex Lax. muntrv Jan 2016 #14

Just send them these..... LynneSin Jan 2016 #34

oh. my.word!!!! must order some of these-"I have a little list. . . " niyad Jan 2016 #52

They might be sweetened with mannitol. 3catwoman3 Jan 2016 #72

oh my word, how utterly awful for you! niyad Jan 2016 #85

Yup. Sorbitol. I have just laughed my way... 3catwoman3 Jan 2016 #114

a most excellent idea! niyad Jan 2016 #174

These reviews.... AlbertCat Jan 2016 #206

And Graham Crackers and marshmallows. Fuddnik Jan 2016 #120

Laughter is the best medicine. GeorgeGist Jan 2016 #15

Lets send them boxes of dog crap. nt Quixote1818 Jan 2016 #16

now, why would we want to expose the postal carriers to that? niyad Jan 2016 #53

Do they really expect a letter carrier ... surrealAmerican Jan 2016 #17

How 'bout some nice snow cone syrup? lpbk2713 Jan 2016 #19

Another piece on the subject... Photographer Jan 2016 #20

Tamron Hall referred to them as 'citizen activists' this morning. nt Erich Bloodaxe BSN Jan 2016 #74

Please tell me they are not allowed to receive supplies? Tipperary Jan 2016 #23

doesn't seem right to expect the USPS to help them with their pathetic efforts Skittles Jan 2016 #55

I cannot believe they should be allowed to receive anything since they are illegally Tipperary Jan 2016 #63

we could deliver some stuff by drone dembotoz Jan 2016 #68

I'd suggest a Hellfire Missile. Fuddnik Jan 2016 #121

That carrier's oath only mentions heat, snow, rain, and gloom of night gratuitous Jan 2016 #71

I say they can stay if they clean up bird poop. Rex Jan 2016 #77

As a former USPS worker, I can tell you all that NO mail carrier is required to Nay Jan 2016 #161

Local RV park sent them chili, so I called them... Ned Flanders Jan 2016 #111

good for you! well done. oldandhappy Jan 2016 #173

"she got a bit upset" jberryhill Jan 2016 #176

One hopes that the pizza delivery kids are intercepted at the police checkpoint. n/t lumberjack_jeff Jan 2016 #190

Considering there is no Law Enforcement in place people could ship them an M1 tank. kairos12 Jan 2016 #25

Those are great! I'd tweet: GET A JOB, YA BUMS! Because they think they're so special... n/t freshwest Jan 2016 #27

maybe the feds could offer them catering? spanone Jan 2016 #28

Let them stay ... Drifter Jan 2016 #35

excellent plan. niyad Jan 2016 #54

No cut off all city services like Philly did to the Move members years ago cut off water, electric classykaren Jan 2016 #152

As of today there was nobody blocking access and they were coming and going passiveporcupine Jan 2016 #36

I miss the good ol days when warriors elmac Jan 2016 #45

That is hilarious! 3catwoman3 Jan 2016 #87

Your welcome, elmac Jan 2016 #109

There doesn't seem to be a Walmart in Burns, Oregon csziggy Jan 2016 #76

sorry, I should have linked to the video I saw of them talking about it passiveporcupine Jan 2016 #99

I had seen/heard other references to these guys getting stuff from Walmart csziggy Jan 2016 #117

Oh it's OK,and it's good to know it's not just me that heard or read it. passiveporcupine Jan 2016 #128

Wal-Mart has been putting in mini stores branded Wal-Mart but they are like a Dollar General in size LiberalArkie Jan 2016 #179

Fox heroes, pathetic children. mountain grammy Jan 2016 #37

<3 twitter people Marrah_G Jan 2016 #38

I can ship them an old birdwatching book, half empty book of matches, Snarkoleptic Jan 2016 #40

Thrown in a couple of duck calls from Duck Dynasty mdbl Jan 2016 #150

Cheese doodle warriors. grntuscarora Jan 2016 #41

White socks and white cheddar popcorn for all! KamaAina Jan 2016 #42

As the saying goes: Paka Jan 2016 #43

Snow camo? Stryder Jan 2016 #44

I'll trade 'em Socks for Guns. Iggo Jan 2016 #47

hmmm, socks with smallpox, water with e coli or giardia, snacks with salmonella, niyad Jan 2016 #49

"equipment for cold weather: Javaman Jan 2016 #51

Ignore them and bill them for the inevitable mess they'll leave behind Monk06 Jan 2016 #98

'Equipment for cold weather' LOL Volaris Jan 2016 #127

We should all send condoms with a note that reads "please don't reproduce." Gore1FL Jan 2016 #56

Heat will be a problem sooner or later, LakeVermilion Jan 2016 #57

Thanks. I needed the laugh. SunSeeker Jan 2016 #60

Close the gate and close the park. world wide wally Jan 2016 #61

Mallet & bag of sand. Jerry442 Jan 2016 #62

Well I never woulda thought Kalidurga Jan 2016 #65

And I never woulda thought Cal Carpenter Jan 2016 #94

These guys have a valid claim to trademark the term "idiot." nt TeamPooka Jan 2016 #67

This building is completely sealed and surrounded, right? Tarc Jan 2016 #69

As of noon today CNN was doing live reports from the location csziggy Jan 2016 #79

Here's something else they need... 63splitwindow Jan 2016 #70

So they hijack a bird sanctuary and now need socks? Rex Jan 2016 #75

Damn pretend soldiers! SCVDem Jan 2016 #78

Nothing like the good ole days of the Great War! mrdmk Jan 2016 #95

Yup. Video games and real world: Not the same thing, idiots. n/t sarge43 Jan 2016 #154

Hosiery for hosers Blue Owl Jan 2016 #80

Wait, we were supposed to bring gear? AwakeAtLast Jan 2016 #81

Gear... 2naSalit Jan 2016 #142

Empty tummies and cold tootsies can... 3catwoman3 Jan 2016 #83

I have the sense that the "leaders" of these idiots dflprincess Jan 2016 #84

Instead of doing laundry I can send my dirty socks to them, I will make sure they are extra smelly Bjorn Against Jan 2016 #86

My heroes - The Mythbusters would outlast them all with a single roll of duct tape. Marie Marie Jan 2016 #90

I thought about it for about five minutes earlier today csziggy Jan 2016 #91

I volunteer some Ex-Lax... MarianJack Jan 2016 #92

sounds like Hitlers Russian excursion w0nderer Jan 2016 #93

Don't firgit the pork rinds, Rollin Rock and lip balm. Especially don't firgit the hemorrhoid creme Monk06 Jan 2016 #96

Not prepared for 3 days Marthe48 Jan 2016 #97

3 days. Didn't Fox News mock people in New Orleans for not being prepared underpants Jan 2016 #105

I think they did Marthe48 Jan 2016 #163

Who the phuck plans a terrorist siege for years and forgets to bring some phuckin food? underthematrix Jan 2016 #101

From my twitter feed Gothmog Jan 2016 #102

The revolution will take a pause due to lack of toilet paper. tclambert Jan 2016 #104

They are Utah and Nevada lunatics, NOT Oregonians. We want to deport them L. Coyote Jan 2016 #106

I wish you were right but passiveporcupine Jan 2016 #186

K&R blackspade Jan 2016 #107

The gift shop wasn't extensively stocked as they had assumed underpants Jan 2016 #110

Did they run out of smores flavored schnapps? ohnoyoudidnt Jan 2016 #116

no USPS delivery for them! KT2000 Jan 2016 #118

Well, they had snacks at Valley Forge didn't they?... n/t 63splitwindow Jan 2016 #122

your post make me think that this whole hilarious affair Volaris Jan 2016 #132

This is hilarious, but recall that OWS similarly disorganized (and derided) in its first days. anigbrowl Jan 2016 #123

OWSers should demand that these wanna-be-Rambos.... Beartracks Jan 2016 #212

OWS took over Federal lands and buildings? Gosh, I didn't know that n/t kcr Jan 2016 #221

Please do not put words in my mouth, which is a dishonest thing to do. anigbrowl Jan 2016 #223

Another proof of the "loony tunes" status passiveporcupine Jan 2016 #129

Oh noes passiveporcupine Jan 2016 #134

What a shitty leader IMO! Crowman1979 Jan 2016 #160

Hoping for his own reality show? Marthe48 Jan 2016 #164

blankets with bedbugs, socks with fleas Liberty Belle Jan 2016 #130

Washington is closer OldHippieChick Jan 2016 #184

You can get those cookies and brownies in Oregon now jmowreader Jan 2016 #201

This is the delivery "service" I would use: Liberty Belle Jan 2016 #131

"hmmmm... extra clip or warm sox... which am I more likely to need?" n/t TygrBright Jan 2016 #133

"MO-OM!" NBachers Jan 2016 #137

"Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah. I never should have left Nevada... pinboy3niner Jan 2016 #145

Love it! Thanks! passiveporcupine Jan 2016 #187

Ponchielli wrote the tune. sdfernando Jan 2016 #203

No sympathy for these criminals... Deuce Jan 2016 #138

Don't worry kiddies. Three hots and a cot is waiting for you at the local penitentiary. Kablooie Jan 2016 #144

They could cook the bacon they don't have using the "Ted Cruz barrel wrap method". Hugin Jan 2016 #146

I need to see a pic of the whole group rpannier Jan 2016 #147

The FBI is hanging back, the Sheriff just asks txwhitedove Jan 2016 #149

Smart, just let the cold weather and boredom do their work for them. harun Jan 2016 #158

Wow, even the "Oathkeepers" didn't want this stand-off. . . DinahMoeHum Jan 2016 #155

Hope they thank the Federal employee, aka Postal Worker who delivers these goods harun Jan 2016 #157

Water DI Freighter Watcher Jan 2016 #162

I'll send them a package... nt Nitram Jan 2016 #165

Snacks and socks....but not underwear???? NorthCarolina Jan 2016 #168

Typical right-wing freeloaders Fortinbras Armstrong Jan 2016 #169

Precisely. Hugin Jan 2016 #172

What the F**K is wrong with you folks? These are people in need, who are cold and hungry. Glassunion Jan 2016 #171

there's that famous rugged individualism. nashville_brook Jan 2016 #175

question here: I keep hearing that these domestic terrorists are mormons. don't the niyad Jan 2016 #178

I'll send them some applications for military service tabasco Jan 2016 #181

They "planned" a take over in 10 degree weather and forgot warm socks? yellowcanine Jan 2016 #182

Feds should trade one warm sock for one assault rifle. yellowcanine Jan 2016 #183

Reddit Users Respond......... yellowcanine Jan 2016 #185

Baby food, diapers, and sparkly fingernail polish...Love it! nt ChisolmTrailDem Jan 2016 #188

That is hilarious!! nt jillan Jan 2016 #194

They sound a bit organizationally challenged rateyes Jan 2016 #191

I wouldn't piss on them if they were on fire. Cheap_Trick Jan 2016 #192

Don't forget lots of candy sweetened with Xylitol... Contrary1 Jan 2016 #195

mmm, yes Cheap_Trick Jan 2016 #204

Someone should send them a huge bag of horse shit. That should feed them for a while. George II Jan 2016 #193

Priorities, priorities. HassleCat Jan 2016 #205

Sorry guys. This will only lead to a cycle of victimhood and dependency. Doctor_J Jan 2016 #207

Dear Fellow Patriots of the One True America Solly Mack Jan 2016 #208

Wonderful!!!! Photographer Jan 2016 #211

just a bunch of terrorists Angry Dragon Jan 2016 #213

Too bad John Candy can't make the movie. /nt NCjack Jan 2016 #215

As suggested previously: Nac Mac Feegle Jan 2016 #217

Maybe we should send warm food ejbr Jan 2016 #218

"Give me liberty or give me snacks!" Island Blue Jan 2016 #219

Lots more new TOONs today: L. Coyote Jan 2016 #226

An oldie but goodie I just stumbled upon. calimary Feb 2021 #228