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Docreed2003

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4. I've never seen a woman post delivery with the strength to run stairs....
Tue Jan 5, 2016, 05:45 PM
Jan 2016

She a freakin superwoman!

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So now he's MacGyver? hobbit709 Jan 2016 #1
LOL Proud Liberal Dem Jan 2016 #3
FTW! nt a la izquierda Jan 2016 #22
Well, he's sure not a gentleman. Why didn't he hand the baby and placenta to his wife pnwmom Jan 2016 #32
Am I reading this right? The woman who just gave birth is running up and down the stairs and all tblue37 Jan 2016 #50
Yes. The story is preposterous, isn't it? The woman would be at risk for bleeding. pnwmom Jan 2016 #54
That was my take on this, as well! hamsterjill Jan 2016 #55
Grifters gon grift while the griftin's good NightWatcher Jan 2016 #2
And then go and tell everyone you read it during black history month.lol SummerSnow Jan 2016 #6
They are to be displayed in your home...right where your Mama Grizzly book was a few years ago NightWatcher Jan 2016 #13
rofl...her books are 99 cents I bet at Walmart. Buy a gun get her book for free too. SummerSnow Jan 2016 #28
I've never seen a woman post delivery with the strength to run stairs.... Docreed2003 Jan 2016 #4
REALLY! elleng Jan 2016 #7
Somebody's been hallucinating stuff... CTyankee Jan 2016 #9
Apparently.... Docreed2003 Jan 2016 #15
nice one... winstars Jan 2016 #36
She pops out the baby and then runs up and down the stairs? Shrike47 Jan 2016 #5
That's what I was thinking... boobooday Jan 2016 #51
Lol Liberal_in_LA Jan 2016 #52
You're overlooking the big thing Tab Jan 2016 #8
Of course, it doesn't make sense and of course it didn't happen that way.... CTyankee Jan 2016 #10
Tab you're kind of right.... Docreed2003 Jan 2016 #18
Being a male, and having my only child delivered in a hospital Tab Jan 2016 #23
Oh absolutely... Docreed2003 Jan 2016 #24
she says HE was holding the baby and the afterbirth.... dixiegrrrrl Jan 2016 #37
geeez Ben,you had her run wendylaroux Jan 2016 #11
Yeah, that was my question, too Warpy Jan 2016 #26
Their kid was an hors d'ouevre and they were out of toothpicks? 11 Bravo Jan 2016 #12
I've seen hundreds of deliveries angryvet Jan 2016 #14
My mom had a friend once who was a compulsive liar. notadmblnd Jan 2016 #29
Clearly a man with judgment this poor isn't qualified to be President. pnwmom Jan 2016 #33
Not much of a doctor if thread, string, or dental floss didn't occur to him as possibilities. n/t winter is coming Jan 2016 #16
Or if he didn't have his wife lie down angryvet Jan 2016 #21
So he was a pinhead from way back?!1 n/t UTUSN Jan 2016 #17
So, this is her third child . . . gratuitous Jan 2016 #19
Agreed Tab Jan 2016 #20
He ... what? Hekate Jan 2016 #25
Yeah, she has just given birth and she's runnng up and down the stairs looking for a bobby pin. notadmblnd Jan 2016 #27
What about using thread or string? You know, like they do in every movie ever made? DawgHouse Jan 2016 #30
this is satire right? Marrah_G Jan 2016 #31
this is so far fetched how can any sane person believe this? demtenjeep Jan 2016 #34
This makes no sense on SO many levels! Maeve Jan 2016 #35
Her first mistake was letting him get close to get her preggers. dixiegrrrrl Jan 2016 #38
Ow!! Gross! OW!!! Number23 Jan 2016 #39
What the everlasting fuck. nolabear Jan 2016 #40
There were none, so based on your suggestion, I felt compelled to start things off. Tab Jan 2016 #48
Or the doc could have stayed with the wife and asked his mom to find something. pnwmom Jan 2016 #56
Did they name him Bobby? SoCalDem Jan 2016 #41
No, I believe they called him COLGATE4 Jan 2016 #44
They named him BJ. Apparently they don't know where babies come from either. nolabear Jan 2016 #49
A name worthy of a Palin SoCalDem Jan 2016 #61
You win the Golden Globe award for this post COLGATE4 Jan 2016 #62
And she actually thinks this story rings true. Amazing. Vinca Jan 2016 #42
there's no reason to believe a word of this anecdote. KG Jan 2016 #43
Any who has done an emergency delivery nadinbrzezinski Jan 2016 #45
Or how about some floss from the bathroom? Wouldn't that work? pnwmom Jan 2016 #57
If that is all you have... nadinbrzezinski Jan 2016 #58
Got it. Thanks. If this story is true, he had incredibly poor judgment in a pinch. pnwmom Jan 2016 #59
And call 911 nadinbrzezinski Jan 2016 #60
Why didn't 'Stabby' Ben simply pray for the afterbirth to go away? randome Jan 2016 #46
this couple want to live in the White House olddots Jan 2016 #47
I don't doubt he was a very able doctor. MosheFeingold Jan 2016 #53
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