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Frustratedlady

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77. This is too funny. SNL is having its script written for them for this week's show.

Wed Jan 6, 2016, 08:24 AM

Jan 2016

Tarp Man probably feels pretty darned comfy under that tarp. Looks like he's spent quite a bit of time under the bedspread, what with 11 kids, unless he has a strong "batting average" - just sayin'.

When it comes right down to it, they can't carry out their threats of being killed rather than surrender. "I need to get home..." since his cows are out. Well, Buddy, looks to me like your brain's been out to lunch for quite a spell.

Wrote a book, eh? It could be a best seller by the end of the day. Should be easy to analyze that mind of his.

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Things just got WEIRD at the bird sanctuary-Lawrence O'Donnell [View all] nolabear Jan 2016 OP

Blue Tarp Man has made this all worthwhile tishaLA Jan 2016 #1

I know! They gave his name, his state, and he showed his face! nolabear Jan 2016 #2

What's his state? eom LiberalElite Jan 2016 #8

His present state is confusion. Snarkoleptic Jan 2016 #13

well we knew that one eom LiberalElite Jan 2016 #16

Is Confusion the 56th or 58th State? Gods Slayer Jan 2016 #20

And is it having a primary or a caucus? Art_from_Ark Jan 2016 #45

Well, Evil Texas is 56, and Indifferent Texas is 57, so it could be 58, I guess -- nt Freelancer Jan 2016 #72

Agitation? Cirque du So-What Jan 2016 #18

Arizona. emulatorloo Jan 2016 #25

Arizona. Mormon. Lotsa kids. They'll be fine when he's martyred. nolabear Jan 2016 #40

half of eastern Oregon is owned by the Mormon church roguevalley Jan 2016 #46

He must be Vanilla ISIS's uncle... MrMickeysMom Jan 2016 #34

First thing that came to mind.... opiate69 Jan 2016 #23

I wonder if he thinks he is hiding because he is under a tarp? lol. jillan Jan 2016 #30

LOL moondust Jan 2016 #3

He's out! He's out! Talk to us, Blue Tarp Man! nolabear Jan 2016 #4

Meanwhile Blue Porta Pottie Man is keepin it on the down low Monk06 Jan 2016 #28

Y'all quida tardis Half-Century Man Jan 2016 #32

The assholes are bigger on the inside! MrMickeysMom Jan 2016 #35

Good one. LOL! Freelancer Jan 2016 #73

Our Revolution in 1776 started like this SCantiGOP Jan 2016 #5

He's the new Left Shark as far as I'm concerned. nolabear Jan 2016 #7

Please! All I could think of was "he's a living meme!" tishaLA Jan 2016 #9

They went to commercial and then to another story. Come BACK, Blue Tarp Man! nolabear Jan 2016 #10

I've been waiting for Don Lemmon to do an update and missed this. Can't tell if Donnie... ChisolmTrailDem Jan 2016 #6

FFS his name is LAVOY! tishaLA Jan 2016 #11

He loves to see the moon in the night. nolabear Jan 2016 #17

I couldn't get all of his Keatsian soliloquy tishaLA Jan 2016 #19

It's the lanolin jberryhill Jan 2016 #29

I'm going to break the law but don't plan on going tO prison. onecaliberal Jan 2016 #37

Very writerly. You know I think this guy has a book on Amazon. Seriously. emulatorloo Jan 2016 #51

And the very first Amazon review you see is this: dixiegrrrrl Jan 2016 #84

Ha ha, brilliant! Gonna log in and rec that one too! emulatorloo Jan 2016 #85

LaVoy Finicum starroute Jan 2016 #49

that novel sounds really deadly. Post-apocalyptic + lots of political rants! emulatorloo Jan 2016 #52

He loves the moon and sun, but is now hiding under a bright blue tarp? dixiegrrrrl Jan 2016 #82

He would rather be shot dead than put into a cell... bullwinkle428 Jan 2016 #12

Maybe he'll get his wish if he keeps threatening with that rifle wordpix Jan 2016 #53

That's a suspiciously new looking cowboy hat there. nolabear Jan 2016 #14

this asshole shows the dangers of home schooling. tishaLA Jan 2016 #15

"I don't know what they were doing. I had the tarp over my head." nolabear Jan 2016 #21

I heard that too! Poor delusional man. eom jillan Jan 2016 #26

Free dumbs obviously are in abundance. glinda Jan 2016 #50

Government-owned earth movers! babylonsister Jan 2016 #22

I looked up the state statute exboyfil Jan 2016 #55

Now I have to stay up late to catch Lawrence on flamingdem Jan 2016 #24

Well worth your time, was quite the spectacle. emulatorloo Jan 2016 #27

That was entirely worthwhile flamingdem Jan 2016 #56

I'm one of those people who force themselves NOT to look at train wrecks KittyWampus Jan 2016 #33

It's a good one jberryhill Jan 2016 #41

Kudos to Lawrence for wringing out every drop flamingdem Jan 2016 #57

This was seriously hilarious malaise Jan 2016 #75

LEAVE BLUE TARP MAN ALONE!! BlueJazz Jan 2016 #31

! Kali Jan 2016 #36

I wonder if they're now Blue Tarp Man Group? nolabear Jan 2016 #39

Something tells me we'll have on by tomorrow, the media can't flamingdem Jan 2016 #58

! 2naSalit Jan 2016 #64

Now, with more blue tarp: Gidney N Cloyd Jan 2016 #88

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain Blue Owl Jan 2016 #38

Hard to ignore when he keeps popping his head out nt flamingdem Jan 2016 #59

It's a tarp!! Arger68 Jan 2016 #42

You win a brand new TARP for meme of the week! Rex Jan 2016 #44

Well done flamingdem Jan 2016 #60

very well done! nt steve2470 Jan 2016 #83

Hiding behind a tarp is he!? Rex Jan 2016 #43

How 'bout we call him Major Turd...and call it good/ n/t me b zola Jan 2016 #48

He looks like a Blue Turd nt flamingdem Jan 2016 #61

OH no! Blue Tarp Man saw his shadow SwankyXomb Jan 2016 #47

The shadow was due to the media's lights flamingdem Jan 2016 #62

Add Unauthorized Use of a Vehicle exboyfil Jan 2016 #54

But somewun left a pile o' keys n stuff nt flamingdem Jan 2016 #63

Ha! 2naSalit Jan 2016 #65

When they found the keys you know they said flamingdem Jan 2016 #67

I watched most of 2naSalit Jan 2016 #68

Here's a photo. Video at the link uppityperson Jan 2016 #66

So bizarre. suffragette Jan 2016 #69

this thread is full of win tishaLA Jan 2016 #70

That's not just a blue tarp -- it's the flag of the new rebel bird sactuary nation Freelancer Jan 2016 #71

There needs to be a 24 hr camera on him -- like the Decorah Eagles nest Freelancer Jan 2016 #74

My thought exactly. Like the camera on that McDonald's meal. nolabear Jan 2016 #81

Blue Tarp Man LaVoy Finicum: "I need to get home" pinboy3niner Jan 2016 #76

Well he should've thought of that sooner. 47of74 Jan 2016 #79

It's his wits that are 'scattered and lost'. randome Jan 2016 #86

This is too funny. SNL is having its script written for them for this week's show. Frustratedlady Jan 2016 #77

It could only be better if he were reading invisible golden tablets behind the blue tarp . . . hatrack Jan 2016 #78

The movie version will be a screwball comedy. n/t eShirl Jan 2016 #80

I keep thinking this is a sequel to "Canadian Bacon" csziggy Jan 2016 #87