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[packman]

3. God, me and the Lottery Joke

I prayed at church a few weeks ago, "Dear God, I work hard but my business isn't doing well, my wife is acting strange and my daughter, ah, you don't want to know. Would it be so terrible, maybe I could win the lottery this week?"

Two weeks ago , again I went to church. "God, my wife, she's moving out and I'm getting audited by the IRS. And my daughter, she's running around with a such a sleaze, would it be so terrible, I could maybe win the lottery THIS week?"

Last week I went back to church. God, now I find my business partner ran off with my wife, leaving me to pay the taxes with money I don't have cause she cleaned out the bank accounts. And my daughter, she's pregnant and ran off as well. God, would it be so bad that I might win the lottery?
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At that moment a beam of light comes blazing through the stained glass window as the clouds outside part and a voice booms down, "Packman, You cheap bastard, meet me half way on this one, BUY A TICKET!!!