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96. Tiny Tim's 'Tiptoe Through The Tulips' with me

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Sun Jan 10, 2016, 02:37 PM

Jan 2016

It would drive them to shoot each other. Thus, end of problem

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Ok. What songs would you play to torture & drive out Oregon militia? [View all] zazen Jan 2016 OP

99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall... eom Frustratedlady Jan 2016 #1

Village People enid602 Jan 2016 #2

Oh yes, that would be hysterical! smirkymonkey Jan 2016 #6

Bring the "actual" Village People there to perform, that should do it. randys1 Jan 2016 #10

K&R!!!!!! Especially YMCA!!!!! RKP5637 Jan 2016 #15

Perfect :) TubbersUK Jan 2016 #32

Those guys gotta be getting really horny by about now! RKP5637 Jan 2016 #45

Oh yes TubbersUK Jan 2016 #60

... RKP5637 Jan 2016 #99

Erotic militia fiction. 3catwoman3 Jan 2016 #112

Ah the internets have had a lot of fun with this nadinbrzezinski Jan 2016 #121

they will be wanting some cuddling etc?? trueblue2007 Jan 2016 #139

Nothing, it would be too disruptive to the wildlife. It's a major 'pit stop' for migrating birds underahedgerow Jan 2016 #102

I would go with "macho man" Marrah_G Jan 2016 #122

It's a Small World After All...... Nye Bevan Jan 2016 #3

Brilliant! 24/7. emulatorloo Jan 2016 #20

Been there. Done that Binkie The Clown Jan 2016 #25

that's it = the worst song in the world treestar Jan 2016 #82

Add in Spandau Ballet's Greatest hits underpants Jan 2016 #107

Christian Music n/t fredamae Jan 2016 #4

Continuous loop of Celine Deon & the Macarena Myrina Jan 2016 #5

You... evil... bastard! The song Macarena is in spanish! Do you want to drive them into suicide? DetlefK Jan 2016 #39

Anything by or featuring Yoko Ono! n/t brewens Jan 2016 #7

! demmiblue Jan 2016 #46

um, I think we might have a thread-winner here . . . . zazen Jan 2016 #57

that stupid what the fox say song? or winonas big brown beaver.nt JanMichael Jan 2016 #84

that poor woman Kalidurga Jan 2016 #155

Someone please get her to record the National Anthem. KentuckyWoman Jan 2016 #176

Damn you'ld think after thirty years she'd get bored with her Fluxus schtick Monk06 Jan 2016 #187

Honky Cat stage left Jan 2016 #8

The National Anthem... Wounded Bear Jan 2016 #9

LOL that is pure poetry right there. KentuckyWoman Jan 2016 #175

Barney and Friends "Barney I love you lyrics" RKP5637 Jan 2016 #11

Have you never heard of the term "war crime"? Not even those shitheads deserve that! nt Bigmack Jan 2016 #143

... RKP5637 Jan 2016 #144

Beck's "Loser" Coventina Jan 2016 #12

A loop of 2naSalit Jan 2016 #13

Everything is Awesome sung by 5 Finger Death Punch NightWatcher Jan 2016 #14

I'm sure any serious Rap would soon have them shooting each other, being Old White Guys. cherokeeprogressive Jan 2016 #16

Excellent!!! n/t RKP5637 Jan 2016 #31

The theme from BONANZA. EOM saltpoint Jan 2016 #17

Or the Beverlie Hillbillies n/t IDemo Jan 2016 #78

Yep. "Swimming pools...movie stars." eom saltpoint Jan 2016 #81

"Wipe Out!" rock Jan 2016 #18

Let's not forget "Tequila!" emulatorloo Jan 2016 #27

As a drummer I can remember when that was the ultimate song to learn. randys1 Jan 2016 #77

Here's a partial playlist: ms liberty Jan 2016 #19

Additions to the list: GoCubsGo Jan 2016 #98

As a joke it has merit but noise pollution at a wildlife refuge with a large Bluenorthwest Jan 2016 #21

now there you go.. being mindful annabanana Jan 2016 #48

Joy Killer (but you are correct) nt LiberalElite Jan 2016 #86

But war means never having to say you're sorry... Wounded Bear Jan 2016 #179

Justin Bieber.... max volume... 24/7. They would be GONE! nt Bigmack Jan 2016 #22

You forgot your graphic pinboy3niner Jan 2016 #64

Day-O notadmblnd Jan 2016 #23

anything rap Demonaut Jan 2016 #24

That's easy; "It's Raining Men" corkhead Jan 2016 #26

Noise - Macronympha Mnemosyne Jan 2016 #28

Lamb Chop: The Song That Never Ends demmiblue Jan 2016 #29

Hey Ya! Lizzie Poppet Jan 2016 #43

I think playing great classical music might also do the trick. pangaia Jan 2016 #30

But likely not this! Holst's The Planets "Mars, The Bringer of War" would likely RKP5637 Jan 2016 #41

That's a good recording, as well. pangaia Jan 2016 #47

Friday- Rebecca Black demmiblue Jan 2016 #33

For the macho outdoors type quickesst Jan 2016 #34

Freedom Isn't Free Xipe Totec Jan 2016 #35

Reg Roll RandiFan1290 Jan 2016 #36

Merzbow Lizzie Poppet Jan 2016 #37

One of my favorite albums teach1st Jan 2016 #38

There's two different albums going on in that album... Dr Hobbitstein Jan 2016 #42

Cotton Eye Joe. Dr Hobbitstein Jan 2016 #40

They'd like that too much. Myrina Jan 2016 #195

OMG--I stepped away for 30 minutes. These are hilarious! n/t zazen Jan 2016 #44

The Pi�a Colada Song lpbk2713 Jan 2016 #49

Some really weird german metal-punk-crossover from the 1990s: "Flugsch�del" DetlefK Jan 2016 #50

Found one more. :D DetlefK Jan 2016 #58

The Commodores, "Three Times a Lady", but that would probably kill all the birds. Buzz Clik Jan 2016 #51

Revolution 9 H2O Man Jan 2016 #52

Mr. Zazen & I have always loved "I've Been to Paradise" by Charlene zazen Jan 2016 #53

oh noes I am so sorry not sorry Kalidurga Jan 2016 #157

AAGHHHHH!!! zazen Jan 2016 #190

I can't STAND this song! Good choice. octoberlib Jan 2016 #199

Slim Whitman - Indian Love Call. It worked on the Martians. trof Jan 2016 #54

^^^THIS^^^ valerief Jan 2016 #72

Zappa Moving to Montana Soon PufPuf23 Jan 2016 #55

I would have voted for him as President . orpupilofnature57 Jan 2016 #106

Brokeback Mountain soundtrack? JoePhilly Jan 2016 #56

The complete works of ABBA. Tommy_Carcetti Jan 2016 #59

Opera. JNelson6563 Jan 2016 #61

Yes! LiberalEsto Jan 2016 #70

10 hours of pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbow egold2604 Jan 2016 #62

Oh..that is beyond cruel Bettie Jan 2016 #193

Kidz Bop! Rex Jan 2016 #63

Dizzy from Tommy Roe. Baitball Blogger Jan 2016 #65

Violent Femmes grasswire Jan 2016 #66

In honor of their militia roots, maybe the B-52s "Private Idaho": KingCharlemagne Jan 2016 #149

Easy. Barnie the dinosaur. longship Jan 2016 #67

"24 Hour Gym's" playlist. Basic LA Jan 2016 #68

Yoko Ono. Vinca Jan 2016 #69

Slim Whitman's Indian Love Call, of course. It worked in Mars Attacks! valerief Jan 2016 #71

Only song one really needs for anything is that from Slim Whitman . Octafish Jan 2016 #147

Skinny Puppy, Alec Empire, Arnold Schoenberg 12-tone serial music. OnyxCollie Jan 2016 #73

Nearly anything from Ted Nugent nt aka-chmeee Jan 2016 #74

Upside Down - Diana Ross DUgosh Jan 2016 #75

Barky Jingle Bells. Half-Century Man Jan 2016 #76

Culture Club - Karma Chameleon donco Jan 2016 #79

Pussy Riot. truebluegreen Jan 2016 #80

Bad Romance...by the Chipmonks me b zola Jan 2016 #83

Woot! Good one. That'd be sure to drive the rats out. JudyM Jan 2016 #174

The ring, Wagner would get to them sadoldgirl Jan 2016 #85

Rox in the box greymattermom Jan 2016 #87

Gorgeous, delicious, deculture JHB Jan 2016 #88

the ride of the valkiries drray23 Jan 2016 #89

"Imagine" by John Lennon. Terra Alta Jan 2016 #90

No one has suggested sarisataka Jan 2016 #91

Anything in Arabic nt geek tragedy Jan 2016 #92

The Cuckoo Song Vogon_Glory Jan 2016 #93

I've Never Been To Me. Blue_In_AK Jan 2016 #94

Chevy Chase' Colorado Vogon_Glory Jan 2016 #95

Tiny Tim's 'Tiptoe Through The Tulips' with me lunatica Jan 2016 #96

recordings of Hitler's speeches over and over and over again as loud as possible... CTyankee Jan 2016 #97

Oh, I got a perfect song for them.... Koch Ebola Jan 2016 #100

Barbie Girl mikehiggins Jan 2016 #101

"Let it go" ... Donkees Jan 2016 #103

That's mine, too. FROZEN theme... YvonneCa Jan 2016 #127

Some Bollywood soundtracks followed by some Tibetian throat singing Blue Owl Jan 2016 #104

That's half of my iTunes playlist. OnyxCollie Jan 2016 #142

' All you need is love ' orpupilofnature57 Jan 2016 #105

Tiptoe Through the Tulips by Tiny Tim Lint Head Jan 2016 #108

Shawnee Sioux War Dance WheelWalker Jan 2016 #109

would assume a generally anti urban racist subculture i would go with rap and hip hop dembotoz Jan 2016 #110

Mandy shanti Jan 2016 #111

Don't forget Loggins & Messina's "Your Momma Don't Dance": KingCharlemagne Jan 2016 #151

Dominick The Christmas... 3catwoman3 Jan 2016 #113

Streisand 24/7 Stargleamer Jan 2016 #114

Yes shenmue Jan 2016 #184

The Shaggs ! Bonx Jan 2016 #115

Call me Maybe LiberalElite Jan 2016 #116

What's New Pussy Cat or Little Drummer doc03 Jan 2016 #117

i can see out of sheer common decency, no one has suggested this one.... spanone Jan 2016 #118

I enjoy these, but I dont think they would KCS72000 Jan 2016 #120

In spanish and philosophical to boot nadinbrzezinski Jan 2016 #119

The Trololololo Song chowder66 Jan 2016 #123

Southern Man by Neil Young, anything by the Dixie Chicks, Love is the Answer by Todd Rundgren Dont call me Shirley Jan 2016 #124

Marilyn Manson Runningdawg Jan 2016 #125

Big Pimpin followed by theaocp Jan 2016 #126

How about anything Billie Joel n/t doc03 Jan 2016 #128

Play this...over, and over, and over, again!!!!!! MADem Jan 2016 #129

Balinese Monkey Chant chromotone Jan 2016 #130

Bob Dylan...Idiot Wind... DreamGypsy Jan 2016 #131

They're Coming to Take Me Away... First Speaker Jan 2016 #132

"THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS..." from Lambchop on PBS. Odin2005 Jan 2016 #133

A kindergarten Mendocino Jan 2016 #134

Easy one: Dueling Banjos Initech Jan 2016 #135

Justin Bieber or Nikki Minaj... truebrit71 Jan 2016 #136

i would play Disco music !!!! trueblue2007 Jan 2016 #137

make a tape loop. madonna, tiffany -- The Foundations & The Archies (BTW, I like these songs!!) trueblue2007 Jan 2016 #140

"Feelings", the "Barney Song" + Pathwalker Jan 2016 #138

"Chocolate Rain" by Tay Zonday VOX Jan 2016 #141

The Carpenters and little Donny Osmond. nt ChisolmTrailDem Jan 2016 #145

Carpenters music is wonderful Liberal_in_LA Jan 2016 #159

Anything by noise artist Merzbow. zappaman Jan 2016 #146

You and I may not agree on much, but on this we are in full accord (npi). - nt KingCharlemagne Jan 2016 #152

I remember this article by a guy who listened to all 50 CDs zappaman Jan 2016 #154

Jimi Hendrix' "Star-Spangled Banner," played at 2 a.m. Reveille KingCharlemagne Jan 2016 #148

Barry Manilow's Copacabana grntuscarora Jan 2016 #150

All of Yoko Ono milestogo Jan 2016 #153

I was just checking the thread to make sure someone had mentioned Yoko. You won the thread. nt DisgustipatedinCA Jan 2016 #156

Boy George and Tiny Tim. JudyM Jan 2016 #173

Came here to post this. Heeeeers Johnny Jan 2016 #167

Muscrat love Liberal_in_LA Jan 2016 #158

John Lennon - Give Peace A Chance L. Coyote Jan 2016 #160

Cat Scratch Fever Omaha Steve Jan 2016 #161

Despite Nugents' politics, I'll have to disagree with that one Heeeeers Johnny Jan 2016 #172

Adele - "Hello" MurrayDelph Jan 2016 #162

I can vouch for the effectiveness of the Adele torture method. LeftyMom Jan 2016 #166

Hard to beat the fugs... JEB Jan 2016 #163

Doesn't this violate the Geneva Convention? :) CommonSenseDemocrat Jan 2016 #164

Oh, let's see... southwest ranchers... loop Atomic Dog by George Clinton. Surrender in 24 hours. GaYellowDawg Jan 2016 #165

Don't Worry, Be Happy. . B Calm Jan 2016 #168

Modern Talking - Brother Louie hauweg Jan 2016 #169

Hampster Dance Heeeeers Johnny Jan 2016 #170

Philosophy of the World by the Shaggs DBoon Jan 2016 #171

"Song of the Soul," by Cris Williamson villager Jan 2016 #177

Opera. Something really unsettling, like Berg's "Wozzeck." The Velveteen Ocelot Jan 2016 #178

The Oom Bop song by Hanson. LuvNewcastle Jan 2016 #180

Walkin' on Sunshine by Katrina and the Waves S_B_Jackson Jan 2016 #181

I just heard the song "Undercover Angel" for the first time applegrove Jan 2016 #182

It always feels like, somebody's watching me. Lil Missy Jan 2016 #183

The Beer Barrell Polka Jim Beard Jan 2016 #185

"Honey" by Bobby Goldsboro phylny Jan 2016 #186

The Name Game Paper Roses Jan 2016 #188

Build Me Up, Buttercup Scuba Jan 2016 #189

A kid learning to play the recorder. alarimer Jan 2016 #191

Metal Machine Music by Lou Reed ProfessorGAC Jan 2016 #192

It's a Small World Scout Jan 2016 #194

Hope I don't offend with this - Bee Gees "An Everlasting Love" LiberalElite Jan 2016 #196

Seasons in the Sun by Terry Jacks. Over and over and over. octoberlib Jan 2016 #197

Anything and everything by NWA kydo Jan 2016 #198