Freak-out a Friday!! Please come CAPTION Bill-O, the Fecal Clown!!! [View all]

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Bill-O is saying, "And just me say this to those pinheads out there (and you know who you are!) there is no war on women. . . . Let me say it again, very clear and slow so it might get through all that wax you have in your ears (didn't your mothers ever tell you to bathe?): THERE IS NO WAR ON WOMEN!!! . . . Period. . . . Not from the Republican side at least! We see women as the complete equal to men. . . . Men don't get birth control pills at work! . . . Men don't need equal pay admendments or gender discrimination laws. . . Men don't file law suits about some hypothetical glass ceiling!!!. . . . It's only pinheads like you who want women to be dependent on government and others. . . . It's you who don't see them as equals, not me!!! . . . Now to our feature story. . . ."