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haele

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32. Damnit, I know I should have gotten to the Estate Sale sooner to buy Christianity

Thu Jan 14, 2016, 12:18 PM

Jan 2016

but I only found out that God died after Time reported it. I wondered what happened to it.

I remember I asked God to leave Christianity to me when the time came because I thought I'd be able to take care of it pretty well, but darn it, you know Him, he just forgot to add it to the will. So, how much are you asking for it?

"We bought Christianity!" Really? Did you buy God - is God your Slave, now?

Hmmm...I think there a significant story about their God Jesus in the Temple, and something about vendors and tables maintained by buddies of the priests where money was being changed and choice "sacrifices" bought by hypocrites who just wanted to be able to show how rich and powerful they were to the people who really did sacrifice something they otherwise needed?

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