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31. We wear velcro on the bottom of our shoes

Fri Jan 15, 2016, 08:22 PM

Jan 2016

in Australia. Keeps us from falling off the underside of the flat earth. Our Kangaroos are filled with helium, which they keep in their pouches. That's why they hop.

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Dumbest thing you'll ever read. Really. [View all] cali Jan 2016 OP

I feel stupider for having read it gratuitous Jan 2016 #1

My apologies. cali Jan 2016 #6

I think it needs an Alert Mike__M Jan 2016 #14

It hurt my brain. /nt SDjack Jan 2016 #66

Well, you WERE warned... Volaris Jan 2016 #68

How do people like that explain the thousands of people who Coventina Jan 2016 #2

Or the actual *pictures* of the earth from space. Oh, that's right. Guys like that believe our tblue37 Jan 2016 #13

I've posted about this before KatyMan Jan 2016 #28

this is mental. very sad dude to live that weird roguevalley Jan 2016 #67

Looks like they snatched one fredamae Jan 2016 #3

Good reader comments in that first link. emulatorloo Jan 2016 #23

Some of them are hillarious fredamae Jan 2016 #26

This comment made a very valid point: dixiegrrrrl Jan 2016 #54

Ha! Great....so he has violated his release conditions by repeating the violation dixiegrrrrl Jan 2016 #53

Have you ever read TimeCube? He reminds me a little of that, with added fundie goodness. Electric Monk Jan 2016 #4

How does this guy get his pants on in the morning? The Velveteen Ocelot Jan 2016 #5

This gave me a laugh. stage left Jan 2016 #18

Like this: The Velveteen Ocelot Jan 2016 #21

Cats just don't care. hifiguy Jan 2016 #56

Go on YouTube and put in... 3catwoman3 Jan 2016 #61

Not a problem HassleCat Jan 2016 #41

There's an easy way to prove that the Earth is flat. Xipe Totec Jan 2016 #7

Oh look Aerows Jan 2016 #8

Saw it called "Shania Law" by some wit in the OregonLive comments section emulatorloo Jan 2016 #22

This should be sent to Dr. Tyson. Maybe after he's had his lunch..n/t monmouth4 Jan 2016 #9

This is the guy who believes he possesses more knowledge than any university pinboy3niner Jan 2016 #10

AND he lives life with honor and integrity underpants Jan 2016 #35

Damn Skippy! pinboy3niner Jan 2016 #36

. underpants Jan 2016 #39

*snicker* krispos42 Jan 2016 #70

Get this man to MIT, Stanford, Harvard --- he's obviously completely discredited modern science... tabasco Jan 2016 #11

Well, in his defense Mike__M Jan 2016 #12

The earth is flat? MuseRider Jan 2016 #15

Yes, he's actually that stupid cali Jan 2016 #19

Not only that, there are still nincompoops trying to disprove hifiguy Jan 2016 #50

It's turtles all the way down. The Velveteen Ocelot Jan 2016 #60

small error there: Nac Mac Feegle Jan 2016 #71

I appreciate your correction hifiguy Jan 2016 #72

Christ on a pogo stick. Had this man ever seen the curvature of the earth from a plane? NightWatcher Jan 2016 #16

That so-called curvature is just God bending space to keep airplanes out of heaven. nt DisgustipatedinCA Jan 2016 #64

Damned home schooling. nt elias49 Jan 2016 #17

My brain hurts...nt joeybee12 Jan 2016 #20

A problem Doucette will never face. 11 Bravo Jan 2016 #40

Definitely! joeybee12 Jan 2016 #42

I was skeptical. But you're right. This may be the dumbest thing I've ever read. cheapdate Jan 2016 #24

I know. It's a bold claim, but the spectacular stupidity of that passage cali Jan 2016 #30

+ underpants Jan 2016 #38

Even dumber than this guy: kentauros Jan 2016 #43

Good one. cheapdate Jan 2016 #44

there's no reason for this kind of stupid in 2016 spanone Jan 2016 #25

There's never a 2 X 4 around when you need one. n/t A HERETIC I AM Jan 2016 #27

Ah, my everything is up-side-down philosophy would appeal to him. edgineered Jan 2016 #29

We wear velcro on the bottom of our shoes Fairgo Jan 2016 #31

Now I will add the velcro and helium parts - edgineered Jan 2016 #32

I'm glad someone finally explained that to me! Johnyawl Jan 2016 #33

How to explain koalas? Cirque du So-What Jan 2016 #34

"this Gravity" made the water fall off the globe underpants Jan 2016 #37

I hope the mother sucker falls off the edge into a gigantic void. Autumn Jan 2016 #45

I swear to God, these assholes want to establish the Republic of Freedonia... First Speaker Jan 2016 #46

Firefly was just incompetent. hifiguy Jan 2016 #49

This guy isn't even remotely qualified to be a pretend judge. Initech Jan 2016 #47

This guy desperately needs to see hifiguy Jan 2016 #48

Hate won't do us in. Teh Stoooopid will. nt valerief Jan 2016 #51

This message was self-deleted by its author LiberalArkie Jan 2016 #52

He makes some good points, though not original. Tierra_y_Libertad Jan 2016 #55

I accept the challenge.... Kalidurga Jan 2016 #57

Holy shit... MrMickeysMom Jan 2016 #58

for once in my life someone delivers on a promise rurallib Jan 2016 #59

I felt a disturbance in the Force.. denbot Jan 2016 #62

Bazinga. Gidney N Cloyd Jan 2016 #63

He could get together with Ben Carson Mnpaul Jan 2016 #65

holy Rowbowtham, Batman! MisterP Jan 2016 #69