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He thinks it's his dog having diarrhea on the carpet. CanonRay Jan 2016 #1
That really made me lol,nt gwheezie Jan 2016 #2
It is as effective as stomping on the carpet to kill fleas. Downwinder Jan 2016 #4
Ha! Air burst. Eleanors38 Jan 2016 #12
I had a similar thought but yours is much better. Duty. kairos12 Jan 2016 #33
Which is odd EdwardBernays Jan 2016 #3
Why? tabasco Jan 2016 #7
The head of the CIA EdwardBernays Jan 2016 #8
Really? tabasco Jan 2016 #14
Well EdwardBernays Jan 2016 #20
Yes. THIS. Cruz understands the religious blood lust Hortensis Jan 2016 #25
Yep EdwardBernays Jan 2016 #26
Maybe brilliant is code for diabolical? kairos12 Jan 2016 #34
:) Or maybe the professor was warning Hortensis Jan 2016 #35
Cruz is probably a lot like Ben Carson - can't be taught csziggy Jan 2016 #13
He didn't even understand the main point of Green Eggs and Ham. tanyev Jan 2016 #5
There are many reasons to abhor the idea of... 3catwoman3 Jan 2016 #6
I always kind of scoffed laundry_queen Jan 2016 #10
Rude pundit nailed it ryan_cats Jan 2016 #16
Cruz is basically "Zed" from "Pulp Fiction." Miles Archer Jan 2016 #17
ugh laundry_queen Jan 2016 #18
Zed is pretty much the guy you described in the last sentence of your post... Miles Archer Jan 2016 #22
If Cruz ryan_cats Jan 2016 #24
Ah. laundry_queen Jan 2016 #28
Sounds spot on. nt laundry_queen Jan 2016 #19
Really. I have asked before that people not include LiberalElite Jan 2016 #21
How would he know, he's never wore a military uniform. Come to think about it B Calm Jan 2016 #9
Yes, he does. SEE: Swatting mosquitoes with baseball bat. nt Eleanors38 Jan 2016 #11
Unfortunately, Cruz is right and HuffPo author is wrong. We carpet-bombed the Iraqi stevenleser Jan 2016 #15
Thanks. Hortensis Jan 2016 #36
That's what my dog did before house training. MineralMan Jan 2016 #23
God, that face. Make it stop. Please. eom saltpoint Jan 2016 #27
easy way to teach him w0nderer Jan 2016 #29
Carpet bombing is considered a war crime as of the 1977 Protocol I of the Geneva Conventions..... steve2470 Jan 2016 #30
It depends. Carpet bombing troop concentrations is not a war crime stevenleser Jan 2016 #37
Should we be surprised? This has become the norm for the level mfcorey1 Jan 2016 #31
More fake tough-guy talk from a mewling child-man seeking to lead the Republicans Bucky Jan 2016 #32
He knows. He's just being dishonest. Eugene Jan 2016 #38
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