Dear National Review And Other Conservatives: The Right Was Trash Long Before Trump

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1. Il Douche, or as Charlie Pierce calls him, the Vulgar Talking Yam

is the Frankenstein Monster the reichwing has been building in the basement for the last 40 years. Now he's loose, roaming the countryside, causing untold mayhem and destruction and there's no way to deactivate him.

They must never have seen a Frankenstein movie when they were kids. They all end the same way: with the Monster pulling the castle down on top of his creator to the cheers of the angry torch-and-pitchfork wielding mob. All that's missing so far are the giant electrical zaps from the giant Jacob's Ladders in the near background. Which will probably come along soon at the rate things are devolving.

May they all sink into the sulfur pit.