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3catwoman3

(29,444 posts)
5. I hope somebody...
Sat Jan 23, 2016, 01:04 PM
Jan 2016

...pees in his coffee next time he is there. Urine is sterile when it first leaves the body, so hey, no problem, right?

Jesus H. Christ on toast.

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I recall debating with a right winger treestar Jan 2016 #1
Ask him if he thinks that a restaurant could function if every patron demanded an inspection tour. drm604 Jan 2016 #3
Yep treestar Jan 2016 #8
sure they would.... phantom power Jan 2016 #12
Libertarians are delusional ideologues. Odin2005 Jan 2016 #21
Inspecting every restaurant himself -- what an idiot. Does he think he's gonna Nay Jan 2016 #23
Nasty bastard. lonestarnot Jan 2016 #2
I steerheaded what I call the clean hand glove law in ID bkkyosemite Jan 2016 #4
I hope somebody... 3catwoman3 Jan 2016 #5
They can opt out of the policy if they post a sign that says they opt out? Orangepeel Jan 2016 #6
Right. All it does is to make the regulation even more complicated. drm604 Jan 2016 #15
Let'em pass that law meow2u3 Jan 2016 #7
The Invisible Hand is filthy enough already n/t IDemo Jan 2016 #9
Would the Starbucks be REQUIRED to post a sign saying "We don't wash our hands here"? hatrack Jan 2016 #10
I hope they run with that one. Great idea! tk2kewl Jan 2016 #11
I would do my own inspection too sorefeet Jan 2016 #13
If you are unemployed does that mean ghostsinthemachine Jan 2016 #14
No and many people do not... Human101948 Jan 2016 #27
they should call it the Chipotle Memorial Eat **** Law n/t librechik Jan 2016 #16
He needs the trots for a solid year. Lars39 Jan 2016 #17
Coprophagic Psychopathic would be an awesome band name. geomon666 Jan 2016 #18
They can't think past the money Egnever Jan 2016 #19
Gawd why bother reading the Onion. Effing hysterical level of ignorance. snagglepuss Jan 2016 #20
Seriously. On Facebook three friends said "this is the Onion or Borowitz, right?" Recursion Jan 2016 #22
Nice photo of that fuckwit senator. Paladin Jan 2016 #24
they are all fucking insane. certifiably. spanone Jan 2016 #25
So, regulate that they have to post signs indicating whether they are hand washing prayin4rain Jan 2016 #26
This is NOT about hand washing. KentuckyWoman Jan 2016 #28
Seriously it's time to burn all Ayn Rand material. Initech Jan 2016 #29
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