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packman

(16,296 posts) Thu Jan 28, 2016, 11:28 AM Jan 2016

Someone here on DU did it - fess up - Stolen bull Semen [View all]

Last edited Thu Jan 28, 2016, 07:18 PM - Edit history (1)

"Bullshit may not be worth much, but bull semen is another story.

Fifty thousand dollars worth of bull semen was stolen out of a truck in Turlock, California, late Sunday night, according to KOVR.
That's right. Bull semen"

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/who-knew-bull-semen-was-worth-so-much_us_56a9185ae4b0f7179928c8e0

LET THE PUNS FLY ---- Key words - "udder", "That's a lot of ...", "Horny", etc.

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Someone here on DU did it - fess up - Stolen bull Semen [View all] packman Jan 2016 OP

Someone needs to come clean Android3.14 Jan 2016 #1

Well, that sucks....nt Wounded Bear Jan 2016 #2

Jacking off bulls in the noon day sun safeinOhio Jan 2016 #3

Not very funny for the owner. yellowcanine Jan 2016 #4

And it's dangerous work giving a bull a hand job Kaleva Jan 2016 #13

Isn't it called "bull shot"? CTyankee Jan 2016 #27

1-6 Leave... Agschmid Jan 2016 #5

Jury's in Goblinmonger Jan 2016 #6

#7 Here. Agschmid Jan 2016 #7

Nice pun Goblinmonger Jan 2016 #8

DUzy! FSogol Jan 2016 #10

At least the alert sputtered out Major Nikon Jan 2016 #23

Pinboy3niner, fess up! You HAD to be juror #7! 11 Bravo Jan 2016 #24

That was brilliant malaise Jan 2016 #25

Good grief. Aerows Jan 2016 #28

re: #4 -I think it was posted LiberalElite Jan 2016 #33

As Conan O'Brien said, "someone's gonna have one hell of a Super Bowl party!" n/t FSogol Jan 2016 #9

Wellllll.... Nac Mac Feegle Jan 2016 #11

That's it! - LiberalElite Jan 2016 #35

Genetics from top bulls is extremely valuable. TexasProgresive Jan 2016 #12

Without paperwork, how can you re-sell the semen? With horses, it all needs to be traceable. KittyWampus Jan 2016 #15

Horses are a whole nother process TexasProgresive Jan 2016 #20

so they can make babies without sex???? sounds like a gop fundy plot to me dembotoz Jan 2016 #16

Before AI dairy bulls were the #1 cause of all farmers' deaths in the state of Wisconsin. TexasProgresive Jan 2016 #21

The idea that they have a bull that provides cow insemination is so old and out of date... CTyankee Jan 2016 #29

Yup. Son-in-law is a dairyman. ebayfool Jan 2016 #37

Well, that's one way to do it... jmowreader Jan 2016 #38

I have a friend who has family in Turlock KamaAina Jan 2016 #14

What's this world coming to? GreatCaesarsGhost Jan 2016 #17

I blame the Bundys. Anarchy and all, you know. randome Jan 2016 #18

Makes great coffee creamer. Katashi_itto Jan 2016 #19

Naah dude, it doesn't come in French vanilla jmowreader Jan 2016 #39

:) Katashi_itto Jan 2016 #40

K & R for thread hilarity. Duppers Jan 2016 #22

Bristol Palin's next sonogram could be really interesting. 11 Bravo Jan 2016 #26

'Does this yogurt taste like it's expired to you'? Heeeeers Johnny Jan 2016 #30

Is that really the bull's photo? Quantess Jan 2016 #31

The paparazzi play a high steaks game. nt pinboy3niner Jan 2016 #32

Maybe he has a beef with the press? NutmegYankee Jan 2016 #34

How do they determine how much bull semen is worth? Initech Jan 2016 #36

By examining the performance of the cattle a bull has sired jmowreader Jan 2016 #42

Ahh, don't cry over spilt semen flamingdem Jan 2016 #41