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92. You know, Ted Cruz may not even be eligible to be a US Senator!

Sun Jan 31, 2016, 07:17 PM

Jan 2016

If Ted Cruz cannot legally run for president, since he was never naturalized as a citizen, he's not even eligible to be a US Senator, or practice law. He has committed several felonies, and every court decision he litigated can be rendered null and void. Just because he rnounced his Canadian citizen doesn't mean that he's an American citizen.

If someone would get the attention of Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, make it clear that it is against Canadian law for any citizen to renounce their own citizenship without being a citizen of another country. Since Ted Cruz was never formally a US Citizen, he should be 100% Canadian citizen, and subject so many felonies in the US his farts wouldn't make a sound by the time he got out of serving his sentence in prison.

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Mysterious dude in Iowa is following Ted Cruz around and accusing him of liking Nickelback [View all] KamaAina Jan 2016 OP

What a horrible thing to say... Lizzie Poppet Jan 2016 #1

Brilliant, actually. Draws attention to his being from Canada and attacks the vicious fascist randys1 Jan 2016 #2

Um... Lizzie Poppet Jan 2016 #4

Of course...I was just using you to respond to the thread randys1 Jan 2016 #7

Does that other guy's shirt say "back to back world war champs"? Holy shit the stupidity Ned_Devine Jan 2016 #42

Oh lord it does...SIGH randys1 Jan 2016 #43

I missed that..... daleanime Jan 2016 #51

I know. It is terribly insulting to Nickelback mdbl Jan 2016 #58

Trump faces the same accusations. HuckleB Jan 2016 #3

And the guys from Creed with they had at least one fan NightWatcher Jan 2016 #5

Forgive a culturally illiterate old man but who is Nickelback? FLPanhandle Jan 2016 #6

They're a Canadian band known mostly for their junior high-level lyrics. KamaAina Jan 2016 #8

Thanks. FLPanhandle Jan 2016 #9

No! Don't do it! KamaAina Jan 2016 #10

I should have listened to you. FLPanhandle Jan 2016 #13

I just sampled a couple of their songs. Wilms Jan 2016 #14

Then you heard 'em all. JoeyT Jan 2016 #73

I'm gonna do it! Roy Rolling Jan 2016 #16

While you're punishing your ears you might look up Justin Beiber as well groundloop Jan 2016 #17

Arrogant Worms! vicman Jan 2016 #32

I paid money to see these Quebeccers live OriginalGeek Jan 2016 #36

I would love to see those guys live winterwar Jan 2016 #71

You are correct sir OriginalGeek Feb 2016 #94

Hard to believe the same country that produced Bieber also KingCharlemagne Jan 2016 #57

I love the Hip jopacaco Jan 2016 #78

Crash Test Dummies: marble falls Feb 2016 #93

Oh come on, you know it is a guilty pleasure of yours...I bet you can't watch this snooper2 Jan 2016 #18

Oh thanks! abakan Jan 2016 #75

shit. i like that song. barbtries Jan 2016 #79

I love all genres of music and Nickelback is about as terrible as it gets. Initech Jan 2016 #23

Well, Bieber is also Canadian KamaAina Jan 2016 #24

What is the best one can get? nt ChisolmTrailDem Jan 2016 #31

Impossible to determine what's "best"... Initech Jan 2016 #34

The three you named suck worse that Nickelback... ChisolmTrailDem Jan 2016 #35

Are you a Nickelback apologist? Initech Jan 2016 #37

Definitely The Beatles. Unknown Beatle Jan 2016 #74

See, that's why I like them laundry_queen Jan 2016 #53

And the Autotuned singing n/t TexasBushwhacker Jan 2016 #62

It's nauseating- winterwar Jan 2016 #72

Maybe he's just warming up for baseball season and beta-testing some new Hunter Pence signs Brother Buzz Jan 2016 #11

Stupid Mutts fan. Their own mayor eats pizza with a fork. KamaAina Jan 2016 #12

Yeah! And Jon Stewart bitch-slapped him for it! gregcrawford Jan 2016 #91

those are hilarious ROFL snooper2 Jan 2016 #19

I have no idea who Hunter Pence is, BlancheSplanchnik Jan 2016 #20

Outfielder for the 2012 and 2014 world champion SF Giants KamaAina Jan 2016 #22

Uh... Giants...uh.... BlancheSplanchnik Jan 2016 #28

The rest of baseball does tend to look rather Lilliputian KamaAina Jan 2016 #30

He moves like he was kludged together out of spare parts and might fail at any moment. LeftyMom Jan 2016 #46

Sports fan insults are hilarious. KittyWampus Jan 2016 #25

It's impossible to insult Hunter Pence, arguably the screwiest oddball player in baseball Brother Buzz Jan 2016 #39

He took the Pepsi Challenge KatyMan Jan 2016 #40

I guarantee Hunter Pence would give that one a thumbs up from right field Brother Buzz Jan 2016 #41

Kansas City is in Kansas KamaAina Jan 2016 #81

Living in KCK is like a permanent nickelback lovefest. Dont call me Shirley Jan 2016 #89

I have heard that there is terrific barbecue there KamaAina Jan 2016 #90

What's wrong with preferring baths? cannabis_flower Jan 2016 #44

Pence prefers the bath for health reasons... Brother Buzz Jan 2016 #45

I did not know that about Hunter. KamaAina Jan 2016 #83

Always getting injured? He was an iron man of baseball until the 2015 season Brother Buzz Jan 2016 #84

LOL, I can see why they hate Hunter, he is so good it drives em crazy randys1 Jan 2016 #76

I don't like Carnival Cruz Jake Stern Jan 2016 #15

You have to aim low to insult a moron. randome Jan 2016 #21

Nickel youceyec Jan 2016 #26

I once went to this Teabagger rally WhoIsNumberNone Jan 2016 #27

Best laugh of the day... smiley Jan 2016 #69

A sign is cheaper and easier than a Mountie costume!!! nt MADem Jan 2016 #29

Juvenile. WillowTree Jan 2016 #33

This message was self-deleted by its author cp Jan 2016 #38

I get the humor flying rabbit Jan 2016 #47

That is hilarious klook Jan 2016 #48

Mocking someone and making them seem less than serious Are_grits_groceries Jan 2016 #49

Ted Cruz Likes K.D. Lang Would Be Better. TrollBuster9090 Jan 2016 #50

The mud slinging!!! tazkcmo Jan 2016 #52

I LIKE NICKELBACK!!! Des Moines De Mon Jan 2016 #54

Buck up it could be worse Kalidurga Jan 2016 #55

Hey I'm too busy singing to put anybody down Des Moines De Mon Jan 2016 #56

I dont get it either. They're not bad. Look at the shit that charts today 7962 Jan 2016 #60

Exactly Des Moines De Mon Jan 2016 #61

+1 uponit7771 Jan 2016 #64

Donald Trump likes ABBA Tab Jan 2016 #59

Indeed. It is impossible to imagine a Broadway show based on Nickelback! KamaAina Jan 2016 #65

WAIT ONE GOSH DARN SECOND - THOSE ARE FIGHTING WORDS LynneSin Jan 2016 #66

I do too, I just picked it because it seemed so un-Trumpish. Tab Jan 2016 #67

That dude is a genius. AtheistCrusader Jan 2016 #63

I don't get Millennial humor Reter Jan 2016 #68

My new hero winterwar Jan 2016 #70

This may be my favorite post .... ever etherealtruth Jan 2016 #77

what is nickelback, and why should anybody care? niyad Jan 2016 #80

See post #8 upthread. KamaAina Jan 2016 #82

Ya know, I kinda think Asia would be a worst over-hyped band. Tab Jan 2016 #85

Nice post, Jeb! ! KamaAina Jan 2016 #86

I honestly wasn't thinking it that far through. Tab Jan 2016 #87

LOL! Cali_Democrat Jan 2016 #88

You know, Ted Cruz may not even be eligible to be a US Senator! Texas Blues Jan 2016 #92