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In reply to the discussion: What's a good reason a person would have two passports? [View all]hunter
(40,700 posts)43. I like this answer. I'll take a dozen.
Different names, matching high-limit credit cards, and bundles of cash from various nations.
Plus a towel.
A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (such a mind-bogglingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.
More importantly, a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: non-hitch hiker) discovers that a hitchhiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, face flannel, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitch hiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitch hiker might accidentally have "lost." What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is, is clearly a man to be reckoned with.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hitchhiker's_Guide_to_the_Galaxy
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Only via ground transport or cruise ship. Can't fly anywhere internationally with the card IIRC.
kestrel91316
Jun 2012
#24
And, why would you request a second passport 2 weeks after shooting someone?
targetpractice
Jun 2012
#6
The second passport is void. I lost a passport once and when I ordered the replacement they told...
JVS
Jun 2012
#46
You know how in some countries in Europe they used to take your passport at hotels?
MADem
Jun 2012
#55
I think his passports were both American. Seems like the one he turned in expired in May.
sabrina 1
Jun 2012
#19
It strikes me as odd, too. In a case like this you would think the lawyer would be hyper
MADem
Jun 2012
#92
Yes, and the judge might be worried that he kept the passport and the money hidden
sabrina 1
Jun 2012
#33
His mother's from Peru. I presume he has dual citizenship, US and Peruvian.
riderinthestorm
Jun 2012
#13
Both passports were US--one a replacement for a "lost" one that was apparently found.
MADem
Jun 2012
#58
No they don't--they're called "no fee" passports and they do identify a person as
MADem
Jun 2012
#59