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jmowreader

(53,177 posts)
4. The explanation is worse than the bill
Sat Feb 6, 2016, 05:08 PM
Feb 2016

They're trying to ban animal abuse, so OBVIOUSLY they have to throw an unconstitutional blowjob ban in there just to be sure the bill they want - which would pass easily as a standalone act - makes it to the governor's desk.

We need an All New Law to curtail this kind of shit: if you sponsor a bill that's unconstitutional when you write it, you get fined one session's pay, you get locked in your county's jail for as long as they can keep you, and you lose the right to work for the government even as a volunteer. It'll also provide for the new position of Guardian of the Constitution, a retired appellate judge lawmakers can have their bills approved by.

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Well that blows Autumn Colors Feb 2016 #1
Well they can not suck the water SoLeftIAmRight Feb 2016 #6
The Republicans don't care HassleCat Feb 2016 #2
as they stroke their Glock Pistols toothless dragon Feb 2016 #14
Sad news HassleCat Feb 2016 #18
And by inflatable dolls nichomachus Feb 2016 #23
This message was self-deleted by its author closeupready Feb 2016 #3
The explanation is worse than the bill jmowreader Feb 2016 #4
The bag of hair and sack of hammers are embarrassed hifiguy Feb 2016 #5
Next they will go fully fundamentalist and ban everything but the missionary position. FLPanhandle Feb 2016 #7
Not true atreides1 Feb 2016 #30
They seem to legislate to stop their own behavior. nt Mnemosyne Feb 2016 #8
Jesus! I'd be sentenced for a millineum. Eleanors38 Feb 2016 #9
Right there with you. FLPanhandle Feb 2016 #10
sodomy is a religious construct and only applies to bible believers. fight it on those grounds nt msongs Feb 2016 #11
so they send you to prison toothless dragon Feb 2016 #12
A pudgy, pasty old white guy. hifiguy Feb 2016 #13
Is he angry he can't get a blowjob, so he wants the rest of the state to suffer as well? NickB79 Feb 2016 #19
This is my state Senator, and why I repeatedly post about Pathwalker Feb 2016 #24
So Senators will have to cross state lines for their blow jobs? Vinca Feb 2016 #15
Why not make it yuiyoshida Feb 2016 #16
That state is completely turning into a mess davidn3600 Feb 2016 #17
The reichwingers have the reverse Midas Touch hifiguy Feb 2016 #21
It is. A serious rehaul is needed of saltpoint Feb 2016 #27
Sodomy, eh? gratuitous Feb 2016 #20
Must be getting used to the GOP state legislature here, could barely roll my eyes... tokenlib Feb 2016 #22
I doubt the law will ever be enforced, but still awful Blueguyinthesky Feb 2016 #25
Oh, fuck me right in the ass... AngryAmish Feb 2016 #26
Thread win! KamaAina Feb 2016 #29
Then every state Republican legislature should be arrested immediately notadmblnd Feb 2016 #28
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