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Hortensis

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35. Our son once dated a girl who
Sun Feb 14, 2016, 09:24 PM
Feb 2016

thought the x-files where an undercover way of getting the truth out to the people without the government noticing. Speaking of knocking people off, turned out they broke up and I didn't have to do anything drastic to protect our grandchildren's genetic inheritance.

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Was waiting for that particular nut to crack. Rex Feb 2016 #1
Ok, who wins the betting pool for how long it took... JHB Feb 2016 #2
We split it 387 ways. :) Trump is probably just pleased Hortensis Feb 2016 #45
Any criminal lawyers here? When someone kills someone because of reading this randys1 Feb 2016 #3
Was Sarah Palin indicted for Gabby Giffords' shooting? I'm afraid not. JonLeibowitz Feb 2016 #11
At age 79, and especially in the condition Scalia was in, staying alive is the surprise, tblue37 Feb 2016 #4
Satan called him home Bucky Feb 2016 #67
I figured that he would say something like that. Rybak187 Feb 2016 #5
Maybe they'll kill YOU next, Alex LiberalElite Feb 2016 #6
You know if he is the only one on to this conspiracy it would be the intelligent doc03 Feb 2016 #20
Saw this on Facebook earlier today underpants Feb 2016 #7
That guy sharp_stick Feb 2016 #8
Well now that is interesting. Kalidurga Feb 2016 #9
Seriously, Kalidurga... jmowreader Feb 2016 #13
The dude is lucky he only got 30 days for missing his shot. Kalidurga Feb 2016 #15
And Obama waited long enough! Jeesh! WinkyDink Feb 2016 #19
"Stacked up like cord wood" SheilaT Feb 2016 #29
Lol. "Stacking 'em up like cordwood"" - the voice of reason. Hortensis Feb 2016 #33
That's For Sure RobinA Feb 2016 #61
Called it!! Initech Feb 2016 #10
Oh, come ON! jmowreader Feb 2016 #12
i did see his secret 'hit list' and you're right, alex was right at the top!!! spanone Feb 2016 #48
This is the list with the Marlboro Man and the Pillsbury Doughboy, right? jmowreader Feb 2016 #50
bwahahahahahaaa spanone Feb 2016 #60
Yep! GoCubsGo Feb 2016 #14
When Trump doesn't die he'll claim Trump had the election stolen from him and the only reason "they" MohRokTah Feb 2016 #16
Does Anyone Know Anyone who Listens to That Fuckwad? Dirty Socialist Feb 2016 #17
Yes I do know some that listen to him. They think doc03 Feb 2016 #21
I had a co driver last week.... A HERETIC I AM Feb 2016 #44
Not defending AJ, but haven't people here thought that Paul Wellstone was murdered? WinkyDink Feb 2016 #18
People love conspiracy theories..... Look at JFK davidn3600 Feb 2016 #25
Our son once dated a girl who Hortensis Feb 2016 #35
Yes, and there are still people here SheilaT Feb 2016 #31
Just how does Alex know that we have the capability to kill people by heart attack?! Dont call me Shirley Feb 2016 #22
Um...... flouride in the drinking water? Initech Feb 2016 #27
White sugar. Dont call me Shirley Feb 2016 #28
Actually, there's a pretty good thriller series SheilaT Feb 2016 #32
I believe, maybe I'm wrong, Alex is talking about using a Death Ray machine Dont call me Shirley Feb 2016 #36
Oh, that's so much more plausible. SheilaT Feb 2016 #40
IKR!... Dont call me Shirley Feb 2016 #41
By faking the death certificate, is how. I mean, that's what I'D do. :-) WinkyDink Feb 2016 #64
Jones is certifiable Takket Feb 2016 #23
Because he is not very smart elljay Feb 2016 #52
I think Obama should go after Roberts next. milestogo Feb 2016 #24
Put down the "Pelican Brief" and back away slowly. nb dflprincess Feb 2016 #26
Why doesn't Obama ever deal with Jones? Renew Deal Feb 2016 #30
Let me get this straight tularetom Feb 2016 #34
That is what they believe flobee1 Feb 2016 #42
I don't know about "no evidence" nichomachus Feb 2016 #53
Get It Straight RobinA Feb 2016 #62
Thanks, OBAMA!1 n/t UTUSN Feb 2016 #37
Let's indulge the Scalia part for two seconds... chade Feb 2016 #38
So. Alex Jones is threatening violence if Obama Lint Head Feb 2016 #39
Disappointed in Jones. PyaarRevolution Feb 2016 #43
jones would do well on lithium. nt Javaman Feb 2016 #46
Thorazine. hifiguy Feb 2016 #63
Shameless filth from the biggest a-hole since Scalia himself n/t librechik Feb 2016 #47
Lock him up with Pete Santilli! (nt) hexola Feb 2016 #49
FFS onecaliberal Feb 2016 #51
I'm in favor of encouraging this kind of thinking Shankapotomus Feb 2016 #54
Why would "they" want Trump dead? Liberal In Texas Feb 2016 #55
"Obama had Scalia murdered" is gaining a lot of traction oberliner Feb 2016 #56
If Obama is trying to catch up to the bogus Clinton Murder List, he's got a ways to go Bucky Feb 2016 #66
insanity reigns. spanone Feb 2016 #57
The "third world GOP United States" is all a buzz about how Obama pulled this off UCmeNdc Feb 2016 #58
"intellectual evidence" Maru Kitteh Feb 2016 #59
I'm going to report you to the moderators. Sorry, but this is over the top Bucky Feb 2016 #65
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