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38. It was his handlers' idea to make all-hat Shrub appear more like a man of the earth

Tue Feb 16, 2016, 09:37 PM

Feb 2016

And less like the Yankee with a fake accent who was born, raised, and educated in New England and had lived his entire life in the suburbs.

One would certainly hope that the American public wouldn't be stupid enough to fall for that bullshit, but Rove sure as hell proved the opposite. When Shrub went to Mexico, Vincente Fox (who actually was raised on a ranch), didn't take any time to figure out Shrub didn't know one end of a cow from the other.

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I'm a tough guy--I have a gun with my name on it! [View all] Kingofalldems Feb 2016 OP

That is freaking ridiculous berniepdx420 Feb 2016 #1

He wants to be president and tens of millions of your fellow country-persons think randys1 Feb 2016 #4

And sort of sick ...... Person 2713 Feb 2016 #77

The NRA will be brimming with pride. TheCowsCameHome Feb 2016 #2

They probably gave it to him. pintobean Feb 2016 #5

Stick the pointy end at the bad guy and pull the trigger EmperorHasNoClothes Feb 2016 #27

Cool bigwillq Feb 2016 #3

Yup. nt clarice Feb 2016 #79

Quadruple distilled dipshittery. hifiguy Feb 2016 #6

Kinda like his brother and the Presidential seal EVERYWHERE. BarbaRosa Feb 2016 #7

But cowboy boots go so well with a tuxedo LastLiberal in PalmSprings Feb 2016 #58

True sign of a small penis C_U_L8R Feb 2016 #8

What's next Mendocino Feb 2016 #18

A blue tarp. hifiguy Feb 2016 #20

Machine gun bacon Mendocino Feb 2016 #26

Someone should tell him W had a bigger one! B Calm Feb 2016 #9

Should be required. Downwinder Feb 2016 #10

Is this for real? Mendocino Feb 2016 #11

Jeb Bush tweeted it. Kingofalldems Feb 2016 #14

Where do you put Mendocino Feb 2016 #15

I hope someone takes that away from him before the SC primary NightWatcher Feb 2016 #12

:o/ Bucky Feb 2016 #66

Is he threatening Trump? world wide wally Feb 2016 #13

Does he have his name tatted on his dick, too? Iggo Feb 2016 #16

All they could fit was the ! SwankyXomb Feb 2016 #22

Oooo...ooo I WANT ONE! trof Feb 2016 #17

Check this out: Kingofalldems Feb 2016 #19

Big deal. My name is on a LOT more guns! Archae Feb 2016 #21

Ha! Lizzie Poppet Feb 2016 #31

You just never know when vicious coyotes will attack Major Nikon Feb 2016 #23

The gungeoneers must be salivating over this one!! madinmaryland Feb 2016 #24

So how do you reconcile your "compensation" with your "salivating?" Eleanors38 Feb 2016 #78

K&R Off to the Greatest MagickMuffin Feb 2016 #25

You kidding? malthaussen Feb 2016 #52

lol noretreatnosurrender Feb 2016 #28

Yes DebbieCDC Feb 2016 #29

Since it's Jeb Bush... Archae Feb 2016 #34

And much like Shrub's (pig farm) ranch, it was purchased for show. Solly Mack Feb 2016 #30

It was his handlers' idea to make all-hat Shrub appear more like a man of the earth Major Nikon Feb 2016 #38

Yep. Sadly, people were dumb enough. Solly Mack Feb 2016 #40

It worked with Saint Ronnie, so why not? Major Nikon Feb 2016 #42

at least he has a mercuryblues Feb 2016 #32

Safety off...action closed. Lizzie Poppet Feb 2016 #33

Looks like a mag inserted, too? Wounded Bear Feb 2016 #39

And no chamber indicator that I can see. sir pball Feb 2016 #44

Yep. Lizzie Poppet Feb 2016 #48

FN is also a Belgian company... Kang Colby Feb 2016 #64

So he walks around with the safety off? Rex Feb 2016 #35

He only gets one bullet ala Bernard P Fife. Kingofalldems Feb 2016 #36

LOL! Perfect! Rex Feb 2016 #37

They put his name on it AnnieBW Feb 2016 #41

BULLETIN from the NY Daily News: Kingofalldems Feb 2016 #43

I saw that on twitter yuiyoshida Feb 2016 #45

The Hogwarts one was my favorite TBF Feb 2016 #46

heh.. yuiyoshida Feb 2016 #47

It's engraved as "Gov. Jeb Bush" - do they know that will be his highest office? csziggy Feb 2016 #49

That is sick. malthaussen Feb 2016 #50

I have a water gun shenmue Feb 2016 #51

a water gun keithbvadu2 Feb 2016 #53

Missed opportunity exboyfil Feb 2016 #54

Jeb! probably got the idea from W! ( and it's one of W's BETTER IDEAS! ) n/t vkkv Feb 2016 #55

So that's what happened. It accidentally went off and killed his personality. nt Guy Whitey Corngood Feb 2016 #56

morons MariaThinks Feb 2016 #57

What a prick hueymahl Feb 2016 #59

I have people in my life like this Bigredhunk Feb 2016 #60

The thought of that blockhead with a gun scares me! Helen Borg Feb 2016 #61

He needs to try a CZ... ileus Feb 2016 #62

Does Jeb have Secret Service protection? They might get worried with Little Jebbie packing. FailureToCommunicate Feb 2016 #63

lol I'm concerned he might use it in his depressed state of mind. ffr Feb 2016 #83

They forgot They_Live Feb 2016 #65

I decided to join in the celebration rocktivity Feb 2016 #67

Right on ! lunasun Feb 2016 #68

Violent America. Crazy America. Angry America. But still 'merica. King_Klonopin Feb 2016 #69

What a pathetic attempt to look "tough". Nitram Feb 2016 #70

I had to check to make sure this wasn't a joke. Absolutely aghast! DiehardLiberal Feb 2016 #71

Well I am really glad he tweeted this picture instead of the body part it represents. yellowcanine Feb 2016 #72

So does everyone named "Smith". JustABozoOnThisBus Feb 2016 #73

I contributed to that Twitter thread yuiyoshida Feb 2016 #74

Beautiful. Kingofalldems Feb 2016 #75

A foreign made herstal at that. Dawson Leery Feb 2016 #76

Beautiful looking gun...so sleek, so deadly, kinda like ME !!!!. nt clarice Feb 2016 #80

Not surprised one bit. Kingofalldems Feb 2016 #81

Is this pride or a cry for help? Ed Suspicious Feb 2016 #82

And within a week, his campaign was dead. Erich Bloodaxe BSN Feb 2016 #84