Esquire: Trump will have Reince Priebus "serving drinks on the helicopter in a French maid's outfit" [View all]

[Miles Archer]

Donald Trump Has Got the Empty Suits at the RNC Sweating

http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/news/a42361/reince-priebus-interview/

Let's get right to it. The winner of the House Cup by acclamation this week is This Week With The Clinton Guy Shocked By Blowjobs. The show wins the coveted jug by lending itself as a platform to obvious anagram Reince Priebus, the emptiest suit in American politics and titular leader of a Republican Party that is currently treating him like gum on its shoe. This weekend, He, Trump won in South Carolina, thereby proving that nobody in Priebus' office knows anything, or has the kind of influence that can stop He, Trump from doing whatever he wants with the Party of Lincoln. Priebus now seems to be channeling Kevin Bacon from the parade scene in Animal House. Remain calm. All is well.

PRIEBUS: No, I don't think so, George. I think that if you look at all these exit polls on both sides of the aisle, I think people are just sick and tired of—of politics in general, sick and tired of Washington, DC, and I think just actually sick and tired of—of all the—both parties. So I mean I—I think it's just a general feeling out there that's real. I wouldn't deny it. But, obviously, all these, uh, folks are fighting to be the nominee and spokesperson of our party, um, and we're going to be there to support whoever that nominee is.

As though you have a fcking choice, Reince. If He, Trump runs the table, he's going to have you serving drinks on the helicopter in a French maid's outfit.