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skip fox

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1. The Gag of Two:

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Sun Feb 28, 2016, 02:16 PM

Feb 2016

Trump is saying: "And on my first day in office I'm going repeal Obamacare."

Rubio is saying: "On my first day in office I'm going to kick out all immigrants."

Trump: "And after that, I'm going to bomb the be-jeezes out of ISIS."

Rubio is saying: "That's nothing, I'm going to publicly execute all abortion doctors."

Trump is saying: Chr*st you're a pathetic whoose! . . . I'm going to repeal the repeal of slavery! and open liberal internment camps"

Rubio is saying: "You call that hard? . . . H*ll, I'm going to re-invade Vietnam and defund all scientific research not related to petroleum!"

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