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Hekate

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218. Our hopes were cruelly dashed. And after I spent all that time writing Fitzmas carols....

Tue Mar 15, 2016, 03:05 PM

Mar 2016

>sigh< So much for DUers who claim to have the inside scoop, or the ability to read tea leaves, or even those who say they can read entrails.

Entrails ... contrails ....

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We're domed!!1!! I'm SERIES!!$! ... any oldtime Duers care to check-in? [View all] elehhhhna Mar 2016 OP

CALL CONGRESS RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! uppityperson Mar 2016 #1

missed this one too lmao New Earth Mar 2016 #128

Congress is domed too!!! Art_from_Ark Mar 2016 #140

There is only one thing to do...Bomb the moon! AsahinaKimi Mar 2016 #257

There was already a yuuuuuuge nuclear explosion on the Moon Art_from_Ark Mar 2016 #260

Wish you were still around sis,.. YoshidaYui Dec 2022 #267

Perfect. n/t trotsky Mar 2016 #206

I was there for this one flygal Mar 2016 #220

"Grow a brain, morans! n/t SusanaMontana41 Mar 2016 #255

We are not domed which you cannot prove so stop saying that! KamaAina Mar 2016 #2

I'd say Call Congress Right...but I'm off to Olive Garden for a breastfeeding pittbull seminar. NightWatcher Mar 2016 #3

I was going to attend that seminar, but I found out that Fat Actress is streaming petronius Mar 2016 #11

I heard some dude was pissing in the cereal, so you may want to hold off on the breading NightWatcher Mar 2016 #12

Was it a nice asian man? jpak Mar 2016 #15

Will there be a moment of silence for Laura Branigan? n/t trotsky Mar 2016 #207

I cast asparagus at your mixed animal jpak Mar 2016 #4

Oscar? OSCAR!!! nolabear Mar 2016 #67

Yes - an Oscar for the Passion of the Christ jpak Mar 2016 #75

Christ on a trailer hitch uppityperson Mar 2016 #93

I miss trailer hitch Jesus. Boudica the Lyoness Mar 2016 #147

Remember when we still had a sense of humor? nolabear Mar 2016 #193

Does anyone have that link?.. I'd like to post it annabanana Mar 2016 #100

See post 70 jpak Mar 2016 #108

I thought the mixed animal was a carnivor Hekate Mar 2016 #73

It snores like someone rattlin' a can of plums jpak Mar 2016 #76

It's the morans LiberalEsto Mar 2016 #5

This is HUGH!!!111!! Kingofalldems Mar 2016 #6

Yes! Very! peace13 Mar 2016 #40

That's what I was going to say dflprincess Mar 2016 #99

.. Purveyor Mar 2016 #162

This is an unseemly jester, although the thread will be hugh! petronius Mar 2016 #7

Gaaaah! I remember that so well. The little troll was dissing Cindy Sheehan for taking her protest Hekate Mar 2016 #81

And for good memories nadinbrzezinski Mar 2016 #8

Good one! peace13 Mar 2016 #42

RAH RAH! MIKE, MIKE, MIKE! SusanCalvin Mar 2016 #54

and for bad ones hfojvt Mar 2016 #167

OMG, Trump is going to win! joshcryer Mar 2016 #9

Can we order fried chicken now? In_The_Wind Mar 2016 #10

Only if it's made with corn flakes! csziggy Mar 2016 #89

Narwhales, Fuck-Yeah!!!!! denbot Mar 2016 #13

Kudzu, too, also elehhhhna Mar 2016 #32

It's going places LiberalEsto Mar 2016 #200

That is some HUGH, SERIES shit ! kentuck Mar 2016 #14

How old time malaise Mar 2016 #16

And here is a HUGH SERIE!!!S VIDEO nadinbrzezinski Mar 2016 #17

Don't tutch the butt! bunnies Mar 2016 #18

Do I have to draw a picture? Brother Buzz Mar 2016 #90

Lot of people on that thread who aren't with us anymore progressoid Mar 2016 #156

You just made my day. bunnies Mar 2016 #215

Dont tutch the but! Good advice. FuzzyRabbit Mar 2016 #231

Haha! I was just thinking about that drawing. nt Lorien Mar 2016 #213

Get a clue, Morans!!1111!! chimpymustgo Mar 2016 #19

Why are you casting asparagus? notadmblnd Mar 2016 #20

I don't drink with you! Enrique Mar 2016 #21

That remains an all-time classic for me. arcane1 Mar 2016 #43

And now you can drop the mic... cherokeeprogressive Mar 2016 #111

Why? Someone take your beer and travel money? Gidney N Cloyd Mar 2016 #196

...and expenses. Octafish Mar 2016 #239

Oh noes!!!1! I'm SERIES too!!$!1!! Avalux Mar 2016 #22

Circumcision at Olive Garden? Beaverhausen Mar 2016 #23

While breastfeeding. yardwork Mar 2016 #28

. SusanCalvin Mar 2016 #55

We're screwn!!!1111 yardwork Mar 2016 #24

we are screwn! WhiteTara Mar 2016 #25

Lol! Jinx! yardwork Mar 2016 #26

I won't lie, phylny Mar 2016 #64

It is still my favorite line WhiteTara Mar 2016 #80

I always laugh. phylny Mar 2016 #82

I know, right! WhiteTara Mar 2016 #83

Me too. What a great night. yardwork Mar 2016 #84

+1 Matariki Mar 2016 #172

We are totally screwn!! Coventina Mar 2016 #225

Oh grow plant some kudzu. Cover this thread with green Lochloosa Mar 2016 #27

you want I should kick your doomed ass, elehhhhna? Skittles Mar 2016 #29

What out, your gonna get pixelated!1, Kokonoe Mar 2016 #39

ARE YOU SERIES, KOKONOE??11?11 Skittles Mar 2016 #57

I'm bullish on this thread! GreenPartyVoter Mar 2016 #30

Hey, I'm getting a little sensitive over the state (or lack therof) of hair on my head. Thor_MN Mar 2016 #31

Bad bad Thor! Hekate Mar 2016 #152

You need to stop casting asparagus! Trajan Mar 2016 #33

It's all because they bombed the moon jberryhill Mar 2016 #34

Merle was in Muskogee getting stoned leftofcool Mar 2016 #98

We're going into the Days of The Longest Threads!111!!!1111!!!! Oh, noes11!!!!111!!11 valerief Mar 2016 #35

Q: Do you know how many jobs we're gonna loose to TTP? tk2kewl Mar 2016 #36

Relax! Wilms Mar 2016 #37

Send in the Door Buzzard! NV Whino Mar 2016 #38

Like a deer in the headlines!!# elehhhhna Mar 2016 #45

A new classic. I almost peed I laughed so hard. yardwork Mar 2016 #87

Dont pee undergroundpanther Mar 2016 #163

Don't forget to wear heavy leather gloves when feeding that sucker. Buzzard beaks bite. Hekate Mar 2016 #219

Kudzu, it's growing underpants Mar 2016 #41

It's going places.... alittlelark Mar 2016 #47

Oops thanks underpants Mar 2016 #166

Did I miss something? Should I prepare? Head for high ground or the bunker? Solly Mack Mar 2016 #44

Not until you hear the secret password. Someone will be along shortly .... Hekate Mar 2016 #211

This is series RockaFowler Mar 2016 #46

Clark won Oklahoma, Edwards is a shit! BeyondGeography Mar 2016 #48

I am owed beer and travel money. n/t Mister Ed Mar 2016 #49

... and many experiences. surrealAmerican Mar 2016 #116

I am SERIES!!$! And don't call me Surely!!&!! Dont call me Shirley Mar 2016 #50

mainly because half the people I was with believed it until I explained the situation to them uppityperson Mar 2016 #51

THIS is my favorite! yardwork Mar 2016 #85

Quit stocking me! uppityperson Mar 2016 #91

lmfao New Earth Mar 2016 #129

Stridently held opinion based on pseudoscience but I'm right uppityperson Mar 2016 #134

for some reason New Earth Mar 2016 #136

It was a one off post I posted in DU2GD late one evening and it took off overnight uppityperson Mar 2016 #139

That was one of my favorites, ever intrepidity Mar 2016 #144

hilarious New Earth Mar 2016 #157

Ah the "accidental OP" bunnies Mar 2016 #190

YOU OWE ME A KEYBOARD!1! A HUGH KEYBOARD!1! I'M SERIES!1! SusanCalvin Mar 2016 #52

Screen cleaner too -- thanks to spritzing my coffee... Hekate Mar 2016 #216

Indignant response to humorous replies. R. P. McMurphy Mar 2016 #53

No, no! SusanCalvin Mar 2016 #58

I was just kidding. R. P. McMurphy Mar 2016 #63

WELL IM SERIES!1! SusanCalvin Mar 2016 #68

hi AGENT MIKE, waves! steve2470 Mar 2016 #56

In respect. PowerToThePeople Mar 2016 #59

The DU robot! KelleyKramer Mar 2016 #149

I'm only half domed So Far From Heaven Mar 2016 #60

Time for a smoking or breastfeeding thread. MADem Mar 2016 #61

Asian wood carvers for peace! Texasgal Mar 2016 #62

I inherited a mixed animal from Uncle living in woods... beam me up scottie Mar 2016 #65

No fair! You can't post a thread funnier than this thread in this thread!1! SusanCalvin Mar 2016 #70

YAY!! THERE it is! annabanana Mar 2016 #101

Me too! beam me up scottie Mar 2016 #106

Thank you I needed that Person 2713 Mar 2016 #107

You're welcome! beam me up scottie Mar 2016 #119

the best ever KT2000 Mar 2016 #154

Yes, Oscar was awesome! beam me up scottie Mar 2016 #181

I remember laughing at that until I couldn't breathe. polly7 Mar 2016 #185

Me too! beam me up scottie Mar 2016 #186

Absolutely! polly7 Mar 2016 #188

That one was the best DU thread EVER! nt tblue37 Mar 2016 #247

It was pure genius. beam me up scottie Mar 2016 #248

Oh, I have long had it bookmarked. nt tblue37 Mar 2016 #249

Oh my gosh...this was 12 years ago! Contrary1 Mar 2016 #256

I know, can't believe it's been that long. beam me up scottie Mar 2016 #264

I loved that one :) n/t kdmorris Mar 2016 #263

Oscar lives on!!! beam me up scottie Mar 2016 #265

Still waiting for the frog march! Is it Fitzmas yet?? MANative Mar 2016 #66

OMG, this x 1000!! Justitia Mar 2016 #174

We all got scooters that year! nt WolverineDG Mar 2016 #214

Our hopes were cruelly dashed. And after I spent all that time writing Fitzmas carols.... Hekate Mar 2016 #218

Fitzmas - yes!! flygal Mar 2016 #222

I want to create a thread that never dies. nolabear Mar 2016 #69

Let's go for it! SusanCalvin Mar 2016 #72

I think that's the only thread I've ever hidden trackfan Mar 2016 #155

LOL!! I actually got obsessed with it for a while. nolabear Mar 2016 #194

Weren't we all, at one time? Hekate Mar 2016 #221

Yep. Hope springs eternal. nolabear Mar 2016 #235

Stop throwing asparagus! bbgrunt Mar 2016 #71

Agent Mike... ngGale Mar 2016 #74

Agent Mike still owes me $5 FreakinDJ Mar 2016 #182

I can't find my keys REP Mar 2016 #77

DOOOOMED!! 0rganism Mar 2016 #78

either that or... robb is a dingbat! unblock Mar 2016 #79

Robb is a dingbat. bunnies Mar 2016 #191

Remember the night DU busted Parlock. yardwork Mar 2016 #86

yep!. .. . .n/t annabanana Mar 2016 #103

Yup! We were all busily studying their big family pic... countryjake Mar 2016 #148

Former "rezmutt" checking in, and thank you! VOX Mar 2016 #242

I recall the great Laura Branigan flame war Bjornsdotter Mar 2016 #88

No thread will ever beat the epic politics of pubic hair thread Iris Mar 2016 #243

some MORANS never learn CountAllVotes Mar 2016 #92

Nostalgic reply to the OP ScreamingMeemie Mar 2016 #94

doing community service uppityperson Mar 2016 #95

You have no morels! Coventina Mar 2016 #96

You'd think that some being kept in the dark and fed horse* would have some morels! Hekate Mar 2016 #112

What's that they say about mushrooms? nt SusanCalvin Mar 2016 #122

Here I am Omaha Steve Mar 2016 #97

. SusanCalvin Mar 2016 #121

Kick Blue_Tires Mar 2016 #102

Snarky reply about the OP author wearing a tinfoil hat. kwassa Mar 2016 #104

I am due beer and travel money. Aristus Mar 2016 #105

and many experiences. . . n/t annabanana Mar 2016 #113

What's your really name? OhZone Mar 2016 #109

Stop peddling that woo! NBachers Mar 2016 #110

I believe... Kip Humphrey Mar 2016 #114

It's a TRAP krawhitham Mar 2016 #115

Did someone remind billy to pick up bread? yewberry Mar 2016 #117

Where, oh where, is Walt Starr? blue neen Mar 2016 #118

The dude is legend.... Hekate Mar 2016 #150

Oh my god Bjornsdotter Mar 2016 #151

Wait Starr still gets referenced if a troll melts down uppityperson Mar 2016 #168

love this! Iris Mar 2016 #244

This was the most epic, LOL Justitia Mar 2016 #175

LOL that was epic! n/t kdmorris Mar 2016 #261

How much is a brazillion? peacefreak Mar 2016 #120

THEY"E GOING TO BOMB THE MOOOOOOOON! Throd Mar 2016 #123

Oh noes, not the moon!!!!! uppityperson Mar 2016 #142

Let's all meetup at The Olive Garden!!! eleny Mar 2016 #124

Gotta keep that powder dry! Avalux Mar 2016 #125

I am more patriotic than you jpak Mar 2016 #126

Does no one have a screen cap of the Lost Thread? Is it doomed, like The Flying Dutchman, to drift Hekate Mar 2016 #223

It was the funniest thread evah - tears - LOL - etc. jpak Mar 2016 #232

a quiet one New Earth Mar 2016 #127

Does November 2004 count as old time? Blue_In_AK Mar 2016 #130

I say it does! New Earth Mar 2016 #132

Oh, I remember you, too! Blue_In_AK Mar 2016 #135

Me too... New Earth Mar 2016 #138

And here is "BOMB THE MOON" longship Mar 2016 #131

I'm so concern! I'm series! Iris Mar 2016 #133

OH NOES! New Earth Mar 2016 #137

I see how concerned you are. Very very concerned. Hekate Mar 2016 #224

I'm so concerned even my concerns have concerns. Iris Mar 2016 #240

What? Why? Are the pit bulls loose? Barack_America Mar 2016 #141

I'm smoking a cigarette while breastfeeding my baby in Olive Garden!!!1111111 bigwillq Mar 2016 #143

Cocked, Locked and Ready to Rock n/t mrdmk Mar 2016 #205

DUzy! n/t intrepidity Mar 2016 #145

This time it's for realz Hekate Mar 2016 #226

"where the hell are the moderators?" RagAss Mar 2016 #146

Help!!! I just checked my insurance So Far From Heaven Mar 2016 #153

Has Agent Mike retired? He must still be around someplace.... Hekate Mar 2016 #158

Breaking out in my patented Schadenfreude Dance! Hekate Mar 2016 #159

Here undergroundpanther Mar 2016 #160

I think of myself as more gently rounded than domed. Is that okay? Hekate Mar 2016 #161

Roses for Helen Thomas Beaverhausen Mar 2016 #164

That was the best of duers uppityperson Mar 2016 #169

and Barbara Boxer Justitia Mar 2016 #176

That was fantastic. Made me proud to be a DUer. nt Hekate Mar 2016 #227

We sent roses to Elizabeth Edwards, too. Punkingal Mar 2016 #252

National and international (all three)! XemaSab Mar 2016 #165

All hail kudzu. texanwitch Mar 2016 #170

SCREWN!!! I demand to speak to the Spocksperson!! Matariki Mar 2016 #171

The Spocksperson will listen very hard with his pointy ears, and murmur, "Illogical." nt Hekate Mar 2016 #229

Remember Bob? lamp_shade Mar 2016 #173

Free the Duck........ Paper Roses Mar 2016 #177

... bunnies Mar 2016 #192

I miss that duck, but he struggled against that duct tape for years during the BushCheney years... Hekate Mar 2016 #210

checking in .. running back to my cave proud patriot Mar 2016 #178

Bush will be the death of us! pfitz59 Mar 2016 #179

We reach the home planet Yuugal Mar 2016 #180

"Killing time on lunch break, ask me anything." VOX Mar 2016 #183

But, this still begs the question...Where's Swamp Rat? Surya Gayatri Mar 2016 #184

Enter conspiracy theory here. beam me up scottie Mar 2016 #187

Moran Fence ! parkia00 Mar 2016 #189

This thread is almost like a Homecoming, Ilsa Mar 2016 #195

This thread is useless without pictures! Gidney N Cloyd Mar 2016 #197

To those who wrote "we're screwn!!!111" Greybnk48 Mar 2016 #198

Zozo's Mom? Izzat you? JustABozoOnThisBus Mar 2016 #199

Waiting for Agent Mike!!!!!!!111 Lifelong Protester Mar 2016 #201

OK, you got me out of hybernation! May I go back to sleep mrdmk Mar 2016 #202

Anyone who replies to this thread is a moran al bupp Mar 2016 #203

Fitzmas The2ndWheel Mar 2016 #204

Yaks. Hell Hath No Fury Mar 2016 #208

i love you all right now Viva_La_Revolution Mar 2016 #209

I inherited a mixed anime from my Aunt living in Japan... Hekate Mar 2016 #212

wow this blew up. we oldiez arent screwn after all lol elehhhhna Mar 2016 #217

LOL kdmorris Mar 2016 #262

I'm a bit old time. Sky Masterson Mar 2016 #228

Frist! NBachers Mar 2016 #230

Who's on Frist? Hekate Mar 2016 #237

Brought extra butter for the popcorn, but also for all that asparagus Hekate Mar 2016 #233

I REFUSE TO CALL CONGRESS RIGHT FUCKING NOW ANYMORE! Rex Mar 2016 #234

Lol notawinger Mar 2016 #236

I am the former DeposeTheBoyKing Catlover827 Mar 2016 #238

Hey hi!!! elehhhhna Mar 2016 #241

Remember 'the thread that never dies"? Paper Roses Mar 2016 #245

Remember, I kept kicking it till the DU2 software broke completely Paulie Mar 2016 #251

Graywarrior released the Duck and flew away. Um, I made that last part up. Hekate Mar 2016 #266

Dooooommmed!!! Rex Mar 2016 #246

Fuck Ron Paul! Paulie Mar 2016 #250

When is that guy gonna stop clearing brush and get back to work?? KeepItReal Mar 2016 #253

We are all Will Pitt! nt Zorra Mar 2016 #254

Imma new timer... yuiyoshida Mar 2016 #258

Oh, the huge manatee!!⇂ Turborama Mar 2016 #259