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JunkYardDogg

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81. Does he hump like he talks?

Reply to DemocratSinceBirth (Original post)

Fri Mar 25, 2016, 01:07 PM

Mar 2016

Hmmm,

So, when Chucky is humping for Jesus, does he give it 2 pumps and stop and pause and do 2 more pumps and pause and repeat and repeat,

you know, just like the way he talks

Remember when he talked about using condoms when having sex with his wife.

Now we know what he really means when he talks about carpet bombing- it is when he drops his used condoms on the floor and the glowing seen is caused by the florescent crosses on his designer Christian condoms, which guarantee instant absolution after use.

Katrina Pierson worked on Cruz' Senate campaign, so that is when they locked loins

She was on MSN this morning, slamming Cruz' wife,
She bangs Cruz and goes on TV slamming his wife, what a piece of shit

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