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klook

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21. Thanks, folks - I'll be here all week!

Sun Mar 27, 2016, 10:55 AM

Mar 2016

...because the line is so long with people buying 30 lbs. of frozen wings, 8 bottles of wine, 14 shirts, a surfboard, 36 rolls of paper towels, etc. etc. etc.

Great joke - thank you! (Was just in a Costco yesterday myself -- a 3-hour trip!)

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RETIREE'S LAST TRIP TO COSTCO [View all] B Calm Mar 2016 OP

Freaking malaise Mar 2016 #1

I used to have a nutty roomate who ate (just tiny amounts of) dog food too. Baobab Mar 2016 #40

I know folks who have eaten dog food malaise Mar 2016 #51

I love your story. SamKnause Mar 2016 #2

I think Locrian Mar 2016 #4

He probably shouldn't have chewed up items on the lower shelves. surrealAmerican Mar 2016 #12

He didn't mention 2naSalit Mar 2016 #19

Peed! rufus dog Mar 2016 #38

"Are you seriously banned from Costco?" left-of-center2012 Mar 2016 #25

haha.... RazBerryBeret Mar 2016 #3

Thanks for the chuckles! Quite a visual...I Frustratedlady Mar 2016 #5

I've seen this one before cannabis_flower Mar 2016 #6

Bon Appetit! cureautismnow Mar 2016 #7

I think you mean "Bone Appetit"! spooky3 Mar 2016 #34

Pinboy3niner better watch out! 3catwoman3 Mar 2016 #53

Why, thank you! spooky3 Mar 2016 #54

You are most welcome. 3catwoman3 Mar 2016 #56

Poor little guy. But it is great of you to care for so many rescues. spooky3 Mar 2016 #57

If I weren't married, I'd... 3catwoman3 Mar 2016 #58

Might as well bury it ay home and call it "bone appetite" 2naSalit Mar 2016 #55

Thanks for sharing that ! DashOneBravo Mar 2016 #8

Stories like that are exactly why edgineered Mar 2016 #9

LOL! Plucketeer Mar 2016 #10

Gotta love it! cprise Mar 2016 #11

Sure, you got better Cirque du So-What Mar 2016 #13

Saw this a couple of weeks ago, but it was Walmart 1939 Mar 2016 #14

I laughed so hard heaven05 Mar 2016 #15

Ba-dump, psh!!! Iggo Mar 2016 #16

Costco thinks that laughter is bad for business and employee morale? Hmm. . . nt Bernardo de La Paz Mar 2016 #17

it's a joke.... truebluegreen Mar 2016 #18

I know. I also know I'm not as good at making jokes Bernardo de La Paz Mar 2016 #20

oh, ok truebluegreen Mar 2016 #22

Thanks, folks - I'll be here all week! klook Mar 2016 #21

Try the veal Fritz Walter Mar 2016 #64

Oh my. I seldom get a laugh like that. Thank you. nt SusanCalvin Mar 2016 #23

Well, did they at least refund your annual membership fee? Wounded Bear Mar 2016 #24

Very Funny noretreatnosurrender Mar 2016 #26

You don't have to be retired RoccoR5955 Mar 2016 #27

Someone after my own heart! Lol Dustlawyer Mar 2016 #28

Now that was f'ing funny SmittynMo Mar 2016 #29

I would love to have that quick of wit liberal N proud Mar 2016 #30

Kramer takes dog medicine burfman Mar 2016 #31

Wish I had witnessed that! Duval Mar 2016 #32

I have several friends who are physical anthropologists. cab67 Mar 2016 #33

I'd rather keep a few MREs in my trunk. ohnoyoudidnt Mar 2016 #47

*SNORT* ROFL kdmorris Mar 2016 #35

Current retirees should have mercy on younger folks ... nikto Mar 2016 #36

The Conservatives including the Conservative Democrats don't believe in retirement for peons. rhett o rick Mar 2016 #49

Agreed nikto Mar 2016 #67

Love it! Great one! nt No Vested Interest Mar 2016 #37

I'm still laughing! Thank you, my dear B Calm! CaliforniaPeggy Mar 2016 #39

FW: FW: Re: Re: FW: TipTok Mar 2016 #41

Woof! SoapBox Mar 2016 #42

Oh no you didn't! Silver_Witch Mar 2016 #43

Sounds like something my husband WOULD say HockeyMom Mar 2016 #44

Ha benld74 Mar 2016 #45

Old internet mail joke Liberal In Texas Mar 2016 #46

I've seen that story before, but it was either Walmart or Target. Crunchy Frog Mar 2016 #48

Ok ... that was funny! I think I hurt myself laughing! n/t ebayfool Mar 2016 #50

Really? they kicked you out / 86'ed your membership???? w0nderer Mar 2016 #52

I hate to do this, because ...well...... A HERETIC I AM Mar 2016 #61

so w0nderer Mar 2016 #66

The Counselor... PoliticAverse Mar 2016 #59

That's a hoot Tab Mar 2016 #60

Thanks davidthegnome Mar 2016 #62

Reminds me of "Why I�m not allowed in Walmart anymore" Danascot Mar 2016 #63

Heh... funny thing though: markbark Mar 2016 #65