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19. I like you, but this is not the way to eat pizza

Reply to trumad (Original post)

Fri Apr 1, 2016, 11:11 AM

Apr 2016

Not sure where you're from. There is only one way to eat pizza. With your hands.

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I sometimes use a fork and knife when eating a slice of pizza. [View all] trumad Apr 2016 OP

Heathen!!!! Glassunion Apr 2016 #1

Good Pizza needs to be eaten with a fork FreakinDJ Apr 2016 #26

You must be from Chicago. (n/t) Act_of_Reparation Apr 2016 #41

when trump did that, Jon Stewart went ape. :D:D:D roguevalley Apr 2016 #64

I've never received a scalding slice of pizza (anywhere, any time) left-of-center2012 Apr 2016 #2

Really? trumad Apr 2016 #5

Tell them you want it "not too hot" unless it's a white slice Renew Deal Apr 2016 #21

I blend my pizza, then inject it into my mouth with a large syringe... virtualobserver Apr 2016 #7

I use a spatula, it is the only correct way snooper2 Apr 2016 #3

NO! MrWendel Apr 2016 #4

Wow! You went full Stephen A Smith. Iggo Apr 2016 #10

That's one of the best ways to do it when its hot. kentauros Apr 2016 #6

I eat my peas with honey, Xipe Totec Apr 2016 #8

I haven't heard this poem in a LONG time! DawgHouse Apr 2016 #14

I am a vast repository of arcane trivia. nt Xipe Totec Apr 2016 #66

You lie!!! Iggo Apr 2016 #9

I put ketchup on my hotdog. Heeeeers Johnny Apr 2016 #11

Consider yourself on notice (nt) TacoD Apr 2016 #15

This place is falling apart... No wonder all we do is argue. Glassunion Apr 2016 #31

Welcome to Ignore. Dr. Strange Apr 2016 #49

I used to do that too Capt. Obvious Apr 2016 #50

Adding fries on top saves valuable time. n/t Contrary1 Apr 2016 #67

Oh, So You Hate America AND Italy? ProfessorGAC Apr 2016 #12

In Italy, beac Apr 2016 #30

Nuh, Uh! ProfessorGAC Apr 2016 #47

I LIVED in Italy. beac Apr 2016 #59

It's the same in Switzerland BlueMTexpat Apr 2016 #78

Ha! trumad Apr 2016 #53

cboy4 hijacked trumad's account. That's why he seems like he is on sterroids!! madinmaryland Apr 2016 #69

I do it every time... 2naSalit Apr 2016 #13

I curse and humiliate my pizza then microwave it into submission before consuming it. randome Apr 2016 #16

This might be a TOS violation. kwassa Apr 2016 #17

I suspected that about you all along... unapatriciated Apr 2016 #18

I like you, but this is not the way to eat pizza Renew Deal Apr 2016 #19

NYC style Flyingbird5066 Apr 2016 #20

No NY Style slice eating involves a fold and no utelsils, Chicago is home of the flatware pizza. Bluenorthwest Apr 2016 #36

You must not be from around here Sanity Claws Apr 2016 #55

Yes, NYC style, no fork needed. brush Apr 2016 #58

If it is really hot a fork will not keep you from burning the roof of your mouth yellowcanine Apr 2016 #22

There are people who still slice pizza? Buns_of_Fire Apr 2016 #23

The first pizza I ever had was when I was working in NYC as a kid. LiberalArkie Apr 2016 #24

Well said Renew Deal Apr 2016 #25

Why do you discriminate against spoons? TheCowsCameHome Apr 2016 #27

Ban the OP! LannyDeVaney Apr 2016 #28

Actually no to all the above. trumad Apr 2016 #39

lol! #7 here! Sissyk Apr 2016 #29

Alerter beat me to it... Glassunion Apr 2016 #33

Juror 6---what the hell! trumad Apr 2016 #34

That was me Renew Deal Apr 2016 #43

You MONSTER! gratuitous Apr 2016 #32

If i was wearing clothes that cost a lot of money, i would eat pizza with a fork killbotfactory Apr 2016 #35

"Now you listen to me, Strebek" hfojvt Apr 2016 #37

A fork is useful ... JustABozoOnThisBus Apr 2016 #38

It's pretty much scalding fondue on a weak substructure. Starry Messenger Apr 2016 #40

And...... the voting is in! (A rare example of 7-0 to leave a Trumad post) Nye Bevan Apr 2016 #42

You're a shill for the corpo/industrial-pizza complex. LanternWaste Apr 2016 #44

Funny, I eat pizza with my mouth. n/t malthaussen Apr 2016 #45

then it's really bad pizza... Javaman Apr 2016 #46

Ha! If I serve you my deep dish special, made in the cast iron skillet Trailrider1951 Apr 2016 #48

That's like eating fried chicken with nunchucks pintobean Apr 2016 #51

Under those circumstances... yes. LiberalFighter Apr 2016 #52

All the people complaining don't understand b/c they eat New York style pizza Taitertots Apr 2016 #54

Hunter Pence never leaves home without his pizza fork Brother Buzz Apr 2016 #56

Interesting seanjoycek476 Apr 2016 #57

Pizza is the world. JonathanRackham Apr 2016 #60

Jebus Cristina Aguilera, Trumad...what is this...some kind of exorcising of your demons session? islandmkl Apr 2016 #61

There goes your nomination Capt. Obvious Apr 2016 #62

I always carry a knife, you know, in case of cheesecake..n/t monmouth4 Apr 2016 #63

I eat it with a knife & fork 'till it's not too hot. Down with militant pizza fundamentalists. NBachers Apr 2016 #65

Same here, or wait until it cools off. MoonRiver Apr 2016 #68

I do when it's sloppy pizza I made at home bc I suck at it. frogmarch Apr 2016 #70

Pros of eating pizza with a fork wheniwasincongress Apr 2016 #71

You probably eat hot dogs with a knfe and fork too rug Apr 2016 #72

Well if the hotdog didn't have a bun maybe.. trumad Apr 2016 #73

Never! rug Apr 2016 #74

how about a Kielbasa? trumad Apr 2016 #75

I'd need a pole. rug Apr 2016 #79

Especially if it's deep dish and really, really sloppy Warpy Apr 2016 #76

If the slice is too hot to touch, put it between two doughnuts struggle4progress Apr 2016 #77

One of our local In 'N' Out Burgers has a Krispy Kreme sharing the same lot. NBachers Apr 2016 #83

I tell myself the white cream is loaded with vitamins and minerals struggle4progress Apr 2016 #84

Go ahead. Call me an idiot. So Far From Heaven Apr 2016 #80

It depends on the pizza for me gollygee Apr 2016 #81

Because you're too uncivilized to use chop sticks Bucky Apr 2016 #82