Bull breaks loose in NYC, rescued by Jon Stewart [View all]
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Bull on the run from NYC slaughterhouse rescued by comedian Jon Stewart

NEW YORK - A bull busted loose from a New York City slaughterhouse, briefly tasted college life and ended up being rescued by an iconic comedian.
The runaway bovine's unlikely journey started as it was being taken off a truck at a slaughterhouse in Queens. After getting free, the animal made its way onto the campus of York College, where it startled a group of students there on a tour.
"As we turned the corner, one kid yelled out 'cow.' I'm thinking it was an April Fool's joke, and lo and behold, it was a cow," chaperone Tyrone Sellers said.
Students snapped photos and took video before the steer was eventually wrangled and taken to an animal control facility, where it was dubbed Frank Lee after a prisoner who escaped from Alcatraz.

The black and white Angus concocted a well-devised plan and escaped from a Queens Slaughter house around 10:15 a.m
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http://abc7ny.com/pets/jon-stewart-and-wife-come-to-rescue-of-bull-captured-after-running-around-queens-/1272034/