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Rex

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65. Holycow that is awesome!!

Sat Apr 2, 2016, 01:24 PM

Apr 2016

You know...there is something to this! The GOP literally makes it life or death inside the uterus out of majestic care for that organ so women should call in whenever there is a change to the baby maker. Seems the GOP leaders are that serious ladies. Also, on a side note, I get IBS a lot as I get older...why does my fellow male ignore my internal organs? Why has he forsaken my colon?

I've suffered from kidney stones all my life...is that organ covered under the GOP Master Plan in Impressing God With Kickass Freedumb laws? Technically since God gave us all freewill, what is the GOP trying to prove here? That they can be the biggest assholes toward God? If God made all our organs for us, then why does the GOP covet one over all the others? Is the uterus like the Jesus among the organ hierarchy? What does that say for things like our appendix?

Lemme go get my Bible, no doubt it is in the chapter on Uterusii.

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OMFG!!! WhaTHellsgoingonhere Apr 2016 #2

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I Think that's better than a hand's in governor saturnsring Apr 2016 #7

You just had to go there, didn't you? Kber Apr 2016 #26

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Good for you! These men are scared of women, I'm convinced...they can't let them "take over." CTyankee Apr 2016 #6

These men are scared of women, AlbertCat Apr 2016 #11

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Way to go, Warpy! Duval Apr 2016 #36

I love this... Silver_Witch Apr 2016 #44

Hence Trump's comment about Megyn Kelly "bleeding"... Fear, loathing, & surefire misogyny.nt Hekate Apr 2016 #67

Hahaha!!!! spooky3 Apr 2016 #47

Oh my! Odin2005 Apr 2016 #73

Haha! Can't let that 'evidence' just go on the trash! n/t Chemisse Apr 2016 #79

You must go to the FB page! Texasgal Apr 2016 #5

Periods for Pence. progressoid Apr 2016 #45

This is too fun. Thank you for this as I would never have seen this OldHippieChick Apr 2016 #8

Well he does need to know some of us are beyong suspicion anymore lunatica Apr 2016 #62

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Love your Birdie Sanders! nt valerief Apr 2016 #64

Winner of the 2016 DU April Fool's Day Joke of the year! rocktivity Apr 2016 #10

but the calls started before April 1, and are likely to continue. salin Apr 2016 #32

But that's what so ingenious about it rocktivity Apr 2016 #56

is pence adding fund to care for said EXPENSSIVE BABIES TO COME???? HOW PRO LIFE ARE YOU??? pansypoo53219 Apr 2016 #12

the perfect response to republican idiocy rurallib Apr 2016 #13

This kind of political theater is very effective Bernardo de La Paz Apr 2016 #14

:D BlancheSplanchnik Apr 2016 #38

This is great. Keep it up. PatrickforO Apr 2016 #15

Next they'll mail him their tampons and pads. Spitfire of ATJ Apr 2016 #16

Isn't this the state that requires burial or cremation for miscarriages? Freddie Apr 2016 #53

I was giving a deposition once... Ino Apr 2016 #17

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Virginia here. phylny Apr 2016 #54

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I'll go even further Roy Rolling Apr 2016 #82

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Spare a thought for the poor office assistants. malletgirl02 Apr 2016 #21

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Brilliant, absolutely brilliant! Hekate Apr 2016 #23

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I hope they keep it up! Equinox Moon Apr 2016 #30

I wrote an email to him discussing in great detail my menopause. roguevalley Apr 2016 #31

Brilliant! It's fitting that a douche like Pence would want to know klook Apr 2016 #34

Love it! nt SunSeeker Apr 2016 #40

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Ya gotta wonder... gregcrawford Apr 2016 #55

Sure, take it out on his secretary. malthaussen Apr 2016 #57

Haha Flyingbird5066 Apr 2016 #59

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he needn't worry on my behalf 'cause I'm too old lunatica Apr 2016 #63

Holycow that is awesome!! Rex Apr 2016 #65

Abortion based on gender or race should be discouraged. 21st Century Poet Apr 2016 #66

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My point is not about belief or lack of belief in abortion. 21st Century Poet Apr 2016 #71

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Lack of nuance. 21st Century Poet Apr 2016 #80

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