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yuiyoshida

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18. Yuiyoshida gets a letter in the mail from the United States State department
Mon Apr 11, 2016, 11:46 PM
Apr 2016

This order from the President, states you will have one of two choices.
1.) You will physically work on the wall, without pay in order to keep your residence status or
2.) Report to Los Angeles on April 15th, to be assigned to the USS Donald Trump carrier, to be deported, from the United States to Wenzhou China, (to the United States Releasing station in China.) You will be given 100 US dollars, to find a place to eat and sleep on your own, or you can make arrangements prior to leaving the United States. Your citizenship will be revoked the day you board the ship, and You will not be allowed to Re-enter the United States of America.

Please note An Attorney will not be available to you despite the fact you were born in the United States. Your parents, because they are married, will be sent to the Shanghai facility where they will be processed there (because they can not use option one Because of their age.)

On behalf of the United State government, we hope you have a pleasant trip to China. Be sure to turn in all documents; drivers Licence or ID CARD, Credit or debit cards, Library cards, insurance documents, etc on the detailed list below, as you will not need this in China. Please let your employer know,that you will be quitting the Job you have now.

Thank You very much,
Donald J. Trump
President of the United States



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K&R... spanone Apr 2016 #1
Once again T-rump gets pub that money can't buy StarTrombone Apr 2016 #2
"I know nothing about the Globe, or Boston" left-of-center2012 Apr 2016 #6
Much to learn you must young Padawan. Welcome to DU. FailureToCommunicate Apr 2016 #8
K but wasn't April Fools over a week ago? As much as I detest Trump I do not find this opinion Person 2713 Apr 2016 #3
K&R you do not appear to "detest Trump" Jeffersons Ghost Apr 2016 #4
I certainly agree! Rhiannon12866 Apr 2016 #5
This just hit our doorstep! Wow. Scary articles of an possible Trump presidency. FailureToCommunicate Apr 2016 #7
Unusual, but good for them! greatauntoftriplets Apr 2016 #9
It does help to see into one possible future if people choose not to vote ffr Apr 2016 #10
It's satire depicting a possible bad future left-of-center2012 Apr 2016 #11
You and me both. ffr Apr 2016 #12
The one smart issue with Trump is he knows the politicians are selling out the rladdi Apr 2016 #13
You sound like a Trump supporter. Chemisse Apr 2016 #16
Like Ivanka's Chinese made flammable scarves? suffragette Apr 2016 #19
Not the responses I thought this would get Separation Apr 2016 #14
Remember when SNL gave us a glimpse of a Bush presidency back in 2000? pokerfan Apr 2016 #15
This is great! A public service. Chemisse Apr 2016 #17
Yuiyoshida gets a letter in the mail from the United States State department yuiyoshida Apr 2016 #18
You may have to explain a little bit for us dummies. ffr Apr 2016 #21
more detail here... yuiyoshida Apr 2016 #23
See also: snot Apr 2016 #20
I don't feel great about this. Ed Suspicious Apr 2016 #22
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