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Yupster

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11. I'll check next time I see one, but for massage devices, they

Reply to Texasgal (Reply #9)

Mon Apr 18, 2016, 05:53 PM

Apr 2016

are sure designed to look exactly like penises, so color me skeptical. In fact some are advertised as modeled after one porn star or another's actual penis.

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No Dildo Sales In Texas. It Is Illegal. Self Stimulation A NO NO Per RW Christians. [View all] TheMastersNemesis Apr 2016 OP

That's because in Texas nichomachus Apr 2016 #1

You will have to take my dildo from my cold dead hand! n/t Yavin4 Apr 2016 #2

They have plenty of dildos in the Texas legislature, don't they? The Velveteen Ocelot Apr 2016 #3

I assume there aren't any strip clubs in Texas, either? Porn shops? X-rated movies? lindysalsagal Apr 2016 #4

According to the statute that's been in effect for decades, Manifestor_of_Light Apr 2016 #5

Texas Wars Episode 6: The Return of the Dildi pinboy3niner Apr 2016 #6

Heh! May the Dildo be with you!! madinmaryland Apr 2016 #14

"These are not the lightsabers you are looking for" pinboy3niner Apr 2016 #17

ROTFLMAO !!! alittlelark Apr 2016 #25

Lord of the Penis Rings, featuring Dildo Daggins Arugula Latte Apr 2016 #19

Dildos are legal to buy & sell in Texas only if labeled and used as a teaching device. Kip Humphrey Apr 2016 #26

Are you saying it's illegal to sell dildos in Texas? Yupster Apr 2016 #7

I may be wrong, but I do beleive Texasgal Apr 2016 #9

I'll check next time I see one, but for massage devices, they Yupster Apr 2016 #11

Oh yes, absolutley. Texasgal Apr 2016 #15

I think I have also seen "Sold as a novelty only" or something like that. Manifestor_of_Light Apr 2016 #21

That's how they were marketed in catalogs back in the day. Kaleva Apr 2016 #13

What are you doing in sex shops in Texas? Research for a term paper maybe? Kaleva Apr 2016 #10

It's been a pretty good while, but old married Yupster Apr 2016 #12

They can have my d%^% when they pry it from my cold dead hands.nt clarice Apr 2016 #8

All these GOP pols passing antisex laws get caught in sexual acts with partners other than Dont call me Shirley Apr 2016 #16

I'm so SICK of militant religious nutjobs calling the shots in this country! Arugula Latte Apr 2016 #18

They'll have to mail-order them from Newfoundland. KamaAina Apr 2016 #20

Batteries?? Manifestor_of_Light Apr 2016 #22

Republicans need to toe-tap & wrestle their big fat noses into their own kinky diapers AxionExcel Apr 2016 #23

This simply all about control: DetlefK Apr 2016 #24

No dildos in Texas, but there's plenty of cattle EmperorHasNoClothes Apr 2016 #27

What about Medical Appliances for the treatment of Hysteria! One_Life_To_Give Apr 2016 #28