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backscatter712

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40. Oh, that's right! God, the creator of all the universe...

Sun Apr 24, 2016, 07:23 PM

Apr 2016

...who made the Milky Way Galaxy of 400 billion stars, of which our sun is just one, and who made countless billions of galaxies will countless zillions of stars and a virtually infinite number of worlds (cue Carl Sagan...)

...gets butthurt when a hairless ape from a pale blue dot in the unfashionable arm of a small galaxy calls Him a "Boob Man"

PUNISH THE BLASPHEMERS! Because even though he's the creator of the universe, he makes Donald Trump look secure and well-endowed by comparison.

Big creation, little fingers... If I had any artistic talent, I'd make a spoof of Michelangelo's The Creation of Adam that had God sporting a micropenis...

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Pat Boone: government should punish blasphemy [View all] shenmue Apr 2016 OP

Pat Loone. BillZBubb Apr 2016 #1

maybe govt should punish bat poone? spanone Apr 2016 #2

I agree. Anyone who speaks out against the one true deity should be killed NightWatcher Apr 2016 #3

Accept Zeus into your heart or DIE!!! Arugula Latte Apr 2016 #21

Flying Spaghetti Monster, you heretic. Death to you! NightWatcher Apr 2016 #28

THOR! Thor's got a mean hammer. Be careful or he will smite you! n/t Binkie The Clown Apr 2016 #32

He sounds stable. complain jane Apr 2016 #4

Go to the light, Pat. eShirl Apr 2016 #5

maybe he would be happier in a country that does? Like Iran or ISIS controlled Iraq/Syria Takket Apr 2016 #6

No More Mr. Nice Guy. drm604 Apr 2016 #7

Indeed nichomachus Apr 2016 #24

That man has... ReRe Apr 2016 #29

Well, fuck that NV Whino Apr 2016 #8

jsut after they punish adulterers like you who try and hide behind Jesus hollysmom Apr 2016 #9

^^^This! Nedsdag Apr 2016 #26

Did he miss the part about the First Amendment? treestar Apr 2016 #10

Let the fun begin! yortsed snacilbuper Apr 2016 #11

He's still alive? louis-t Apr 2016 #12

God dammit Pat shut the hell up underpants Apr 2016 #13

When I was a kid in the 1950's and 1960's I was a Pat Boone fan. Paper Roses Apr 2016 #14

Yeah shenmue Apr 2016 #19

That's about as unconstitutional as you can get nt MrScorpio Apr 2016 #15

Fuck off, Pat. roamer65 Apr 2016 #16

Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest Zorro Apr 2016 #17

+1000 hobbit709 Apr 2016 #23

Good ol' Denis. Iggo Apr 2016 #48

Let's start with right wing televangelists first. Initech Apr 2016 #18

Pat's Looney Boones. n/t JHB Apr 2016 #20

Hey Pat! hobbit709 Apr 2016 #22

Pat should know that vengeance isn't his or the government's to exact. (nt) Heidi Apr 2016 #25

He is living proof that only good die young. May be live to be 200 years old. LiberalArkie Apr 2016 #27

He should move to Saudi Arabia; his views will fit right in with Wahhabism. nt procon Apr 2016 #30

If Pat Boone married Meteor Man Apr 2016 #31

Give me that Old Time Religion: Let us worship Zarathustra just the way we use'ta... Hekate Apr 2016 #33

Boone should get together with Angel Martin Apr 2016 #34

I think the government should punish COLGATE4 Apr 2016 #35

I don't want my mind to go there. Yikes! n/t Paper Roses Apr 2016 #36

No, you really don't. But he actually did. It's readily COLGATE4 Apr 2016 #38

ok I had to look it up I just had to LiberalElite Apr 2016 #41

Yep. That's the one. Box is a lot bigger. COLGATE4 Apr 2016 #43

What was he thinking???????? nt LiberalElite Apr 2016 #46

No the government should not jpmonk91 Apr 2016 #37

Blasphemy = the definitin of a victimless crime. stopbush Apr 2016 #39

Oh, that's right! God, the creator of all the universe... backscatter712 Apr 2016 #40

Pat Boone has to slime his way out from under his rock every few years Raine Apr 2016 #42

Wha should your punishment be then, Pat? Your blasphemy is phenominal! Dont call me Shirley Apr 2016 #44

he stopped being relevant back when..... Skittles Apr 2016 #45

He should move to a country where the govt punishes blasphemy. Iggo Apr 2016 #47

But who was the original artist that said that first Johonny Apr 2016 #49

Coventina: Government should punish ripping off the elderly. Coventina Apr 2016 #50

idiot Jackie Wilson Said Apr 2016 #51

You want blasphemy, Pat Boone? I'll show you blasphemy!! Bucky Apr 2016 #52

Life in solitary confinement for bad toupees!!!! longship Apr 2016 #53

Pat Boone: Choose another religion and join ISIS Zambero Apr 2016 #54