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Ron Obvious

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5. "secretly"?

Reply to JonathanRackham (Original post)

Sun Apr 24, 2016, 09:48 PM

Apr 2016

No, they're quite open about it. We'll be kept around as slaves, and frankly, that's more than we deserve.

Cats were worshipped as gods in ancient Egypt and mine never tired of reminding me of that fact.

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Are cats secretly planning to take over the world? [View all] JonathanRackham Apr 2016 OP

Of course they are! ..nt 2naSalit Apr 2016 #1

Probably KingFlorez Apr 2016 #2

From whom, from fat cats? nt Xipe Totec Apr 2016 #3

Kitty Kat Clausewitz Depaysement Apr 2016 #4

"secretly"? Ron Obvious Apr 2016 #5

True, that! silverweb Apr 2016 #8

Oh... MrMickeysMom Apr 2016 #6

Secretly planning? It has already happened! angstlessk Apr 2016 #7

He is proof reading the book he wrote, obviously. dixiegrrrrl Apr 2016 #9

Why would they? They already control it. Agnosticsherbet Apr 2016 #10

It's too late. They already control the internets. NV Whino Apr 2016 #11

Two of 'em already took over mine! n/t Triana Apr 2016 #12

God I hope so. ret5hd Apr 2016 #13

At least then our sociopathic autocratic rulers would be fuzzy and adorable Scootaloo Apr 2016 #15

Paw to paw combat? JonathanRackham Apr 2016 #14

That's amazing... PoliticalMalcontent Apr 2016 #22

Genetic decedent's of sabre tooth tiger? JonathanRackham Apr 2016 #34

true kpete Apr 2016 #16

I thought... 3catwoman3 Apr 2016 #17

They already have ! La Lioness Priyanka Apr 2016 #18

This comes from a British dairy firm advert... Old Crow Apr 2016 #19

Bruhhahaha!!! Enjoyed that. 840high Apr 2016 #30

Glad you did! My favorite part is the "West Side Story"-style gang of cats... Old Crow Apr 2016 #31

What would really be scary is this meow2u3 Apr 2016 #37

Don't worry: Mark Twain already saw it coming RufusTFirefly Apr 2016 #20

Lounge shit Logical Apr 2016 #21

No, this is serious. Cats are taking over the world. The Velveteen Ocelot Apr 2016 #26

lighten up Francis MFM008 Apr 2016 #29

No cat shit. JonathanRackham Apr 2016 #35

Are cats secretly planning to take over the world? It's not a secret! FuzzyRabbit Apr 2016 #23

"Cats were once worshiped as gods ... Fumesucker Apr 2016 #24

Swashbuckler is Jack Rabbit Apr 2016 #25

Mine are. AuntPatsy Apr 2016 #27

Nothing secret about it. They are just letting us pretend we run things. The Velveteen Ocelot Apr 2016 #28

I, for one am a loyal subject of our new overlords. n/t eridani Apr 2016 #32

Our cat "Bussie the Snowman" mithnanthy Apr 2016 #33

No. The cat's already been out of the bag for decades meow2u3 Apr 2016 #36

Our ferals are so freaking smart malaise Apr 2016 #38