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csziggy

(34,189 posts)
11. They've been wrong for 2000+ years, why change now?
Tue May 3, 2016, 02:32 PM
May 2016

Seriously, look at the predictions by religions - not just Christian - for death and doom over the millennia. They have been wrong more times than can be counted..

One of my favorite old school web sites is "It's the End of the World - AGAIN!" They started out chronicling in tongue in cheek fashion the predictions of end times:

The following pages contain the most comprehensive collection of apocalyptic prophecies I could compile. Plus, discussion about the various types of Doomsday warnings and obsessions, quirks of the calendar, predictions of apocalypse from around the world and assorted other related stuff. So, if you think you have time to look them over before the Big One hits, the UV rays fry you, the nuclear winter freezes you, the Rapture captures you, the aliens abduct you, the earth opens up to swallow you, the black helicopters come to get you or the dreaded Satanic computer pixies plant a bar code in your forehead and plunge the world into commie-pinko conspiracy chaos, then, by all means, enjoy!


The page was updated through 2009 - I'm not sure if the owner still updates it. It is one of the ugliest web pages you could find but I love his irreverent sarcastic style. For instance in his section, "Exorcising Poor Last Judgement" which covers "The ancient and medieval history of apocalyptic prophesies" he has this entry:
500 CE - Around 221 CE the noted historical scholar and obsessive Christian apologist, Sextus Julius Africanus wrote his "Chronographiai", an attempt to compile the whole history of life, the universe and everything into one all-purpose, handy-dandy tome. Stuck as he was on the idea that God was on a tight 6000 year creation to demolition schedule, Jules placed the open for business date at about 5000 BCE and Armageddon at roughly 500 CE. (time approximate and subject to schedule change) The date was given even further affirmation when Hippolytus, famed antipope and insufferable grouch, came to the same conclusion. The year came, the year went and the Christians who had so hopefully packed their bags for Rapture pick-up were left standing at the cosmic bus stop without a ride.


Religions and the religious seems to wrong far more often than they are right. And they seem to DO far more wrongs than they do good deeds, especially the current crop of Dominionist dickwards.

The biggest question in my mind for the last forty years is why does anyone still believe their bullshit?

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The "predators who will take advantage" are more likely AFA than trans csziggy May 2016 #1
These 'people' (and I use that term loosely on them) are pathetic. Moostache May 2016 #7
Absolutely well said! longship May 2016 #9
They've been wrong for 2000+ years, why change now? csziggy May 2016 #11
If I knew the way, I would take you home! Moostache May 2016 #12
My husband would have a problem with that, LOL! csziggy May 2016 #13
I can understand your situation a little... Moostache May 2016 #17
My Mom left the Baptists when she married Dad csziggy May 2016 #18
Yeah, "Serve one another in love" gratuitous May 2016 #21
Another right wing terrorist group. Stinky The Clown May 2016 #2
They're crazy rockfordfile May 2016 #22
They were doing this years ago here in Maine. Blue Meany May 2016 #3
Mean, ignorant religious people being dishonest. What a surprise, Zorra May 2016 #4
It could also mercuryblues May 2016 #5
These right wing evangelical nutjobs have nothing better to do than harass women in bathrooms? mnhtnbb May 2016 #6
Grat video! Good for her! csziggy May 2016 #14
"There is absolutely no barrier." And none in their churches either. yellowcanine May 2016 #8
I wonder how many of them are registered sex offenders? frylock May 2016 #10
Easy to recruit RW GOPers to hang out in bathrooms... Eleanors38 May 2016 #15
Don't these people have lives? LynneSin May 2016 #16
No they don't. Initech May 2016 #23
Seriously! LynneSin May 2016 #25
The worst part is that men don't put the lid back down Jeffersons Ghost May 2016 #19
This message was self-deleted by its author Oneironaut May 2016 #20
These people truly, truly, truly, truly suck. Initech May 2016 #24
Maybe their problem is that they don't truly, truly, truly, truly suck LynneSin May 2016 #26
Extremely shameful behavior. merrily May 2016 #27
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