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Dr. Strange

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9. A variation on a theme?

Reply to Stinky The Clown (Original post)

Fri May 6, 2016, 07:05 AM

May 2016

The Secretary of Defense is giving President Trump his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion? Is that yuge?"

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I totally trust Donald Trump to handle properly the things he learns in his classified briefings . . [View all] Stinky The Clown May 2016 OP

Yeah, I expect him to spill classified information. Meldread May 2016 #1

I would expect a German Shepherd to be a pretty good driver jberryhill May 2016 #2

My first thought is that he's too much of a narcissist to keep from sufrommich May 2016 #3

Quite seriously, that is what I'm thinking. Too much a braggart to hold a secret. Stinky The Clown May 2016 #4

I'm thinking he's more of a "how can I use this info and make money with my cronies? kind of guy." TeamPooka May 2016 #7

"So I hear there's a few skeletons in your closet. It would be a shame should they get out." nolabear May 2016 #5

I expect the Pentagon, CIA and NSA to withhold large amounts of information... roamer65 May 2016 #6

German Shepherds are serious-minded. That one looks very focused. Hekate May 2016 #8

A variation on a theme? Dr. Strange May 2016 #9

Otto! greatauntoftriplets May 2016 #10

He will spill beans via 2:00 am tweets. Whiskeytide May 2016 #11