I think Marsha Blackburn will be Rump's veep. [View all]

[MoonRiver]

Why, because:

1. She's signaled she's interested (and not many other better qualified people have).
2. She's a certifiable wacko teabag.
3. She knows the ins and outs of Congress (which Rump says he needs in a candidate).
4. She's a woman.
5. She's vicious and hateful, which ties in with #2.