Consumer Reports: Veggie Burgers Let You Say, 'Make Mine Meatless'

[Major Nikon]

43. If that's your best case for eating meat...

It sounds like dumshittery is the far bigger threat to extinction.

Certain obligate carnivores require meat sources of protein, which is why idiots that try to make kitty go vegan should be strapped to a chair and beaten to death with hammers.

If you search the list of obligate carnivores, you will not find your name on it, which means while you may require high quality sources of protein to survive, those needs can be met solely with vegetable and legume sources whether or not you choose to do so.

I suspect if we ever devolve to the point where we are once again living in trees, shitting in our hands, and throwing it at our neighbors, then opportunistic sources of protein may once again become an attractive option if not a survival necessity.