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6. It'll be the greatest chicken

It's just unbelievable what's happening in our kitchens. You wouldn't believe it. Look, if you want to know what real chicken is, do you want to know what a real chicken is? I’ll tell you. First of all the word chick is part of it, by the way, I love chicks. It’s probably my favorite word, no it is my favorite food. You know what, it’s probably more like the other food but with a lot of greatness behind it. A lot.

If I’m being honest, I mean, if I’m being honest. I like a lot of chicken. Except for Marco Rubio, now he’s a chicken that I don’t like. Though, I probably shouldn’t say that. He’s a nice guy but he’s like, chicken and eggs on and on, like that. He’s like a KFC! You know what I mean? He’s like a KFC. I don’t know. I mean, you know.


So, we have all these chickens, and we can cook them and eat them and sell them. FRY them even. Did you know that? We can fry them OR bake them, they don’t tell you that, and I’ll tell you, no one is better at the cooking of chicken than me. You wouldn’t believe it. So, we’re gonna be the best on chicken, believe me.


(Apologies to Mr. George Takei)